Re: The Marijuana Smoker's Thread (Part2)
Well, I now have potentially a misdemenor charge on my hands, because of a fucking drug test, which I never had the opportunity to take. I had to pull down my dunagrees and put my hands on the top of the stall, so I couldn't control aim. I accidently aimed low, and the observer saw it and accused me of evading proper testing and pissing midstream.
My observer shouts to some jacked up, roided out security guard who takes his job way too seriously and probably couldn't even pass a drug test of his own to escort me from the premesis. He grabs me by the nap of my neck like a dog and shoves me down the hall. I'm all like, what the fuck, don't touch me.
No bullshit here, he punched me right in the stomach...I still have a welt to prove it. I struggled to catch my breath as he puts me in a fireman's carry and throws me outside the exterior door. Then he steps up in my face, just breathing hard and staring at me. He's pushing me back, and I'm like, what the fuck is your problem? I was stepping backwards, still face to face (nose to nose with him) when I decided to hold my ground and use my frame to resist him, just man to man, almost sumo style but no arms. He went for his nightstick/flashlight combo thing and steps back, swings it. I caught it, wedged my body between it and him, and wrestled it away from him. Then I threw it onto the pavement, breaking the lens, and started to walk away.
I got in my car, and I get to the gate, the guard at the gate refused to lift it and pointed a gun at me, telling me to step out. I get plastic ties on my hands and state troopers show up. I now have an appearance ticket and I'm probably going to be in the local police blotter for simple assault.
I'm innocent, of course. Seems like law school paid off in one respect. All the cop did was take the security guards at their word, but he did escort me through the gate and took pictures of the welt on my stomach. He said his job is only to take the report and as long as I show up and make my case there's a good chance of getting the charged reduced to disorderly conduct or even dropped. We obviously have a clear cut case of self defense here and I was an authorized business invitee of the premesis at the time so I could even turn around and sue THEM and/or the security company for the tort of assault.
Fuck the working world. Fuck it. All this shit for a $16/hr job...
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{Chris}
Last edited by defcon; 06-19-2007 at 03:41 PM.
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