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Old 11-03-2009, 04:01 AM   #991
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

Best. Thread. Ever.
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  • Old 11-03-2009, 08:31 AM   #992
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Chris Christie is fat.
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    Old 11-03-2009, 08:32 AM   #993
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    jon corzine applauds at the end of movies.
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    Old 11-03-2009, 08:33 AM   #994
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Jon Corzine purposely puts change in his pockets in the morning so that he can jingle it when he walks into rooms.
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    Old 11-03-2009, 08:36 AM   #995
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Jon Corzine pronounces Scallops Scahlops
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    Old 11-03-2009, 08:39 AM   #996
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    Jon Corzine voted for Jethro Tull in the 1989 Grammy Awards.
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    Old 11-03-2009, 08:41 AM   #997
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    He's gonna win


    fuckin' Jersey

    couldn't happen to a better state
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    Old 11-03-2009, 08:42 AM   #998
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    i have hopes that he won't win. but who fucking knows.
    <---has faith in the fatass
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    Old 11-03-2009, 08:52 AM   #999
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    Jon Corzine voted for Jethro Tull in the 1989 Grammy Awards.
    He then voted for Clapton in 92. Nevermind Nirvana.
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    Old 11-03-2009, 08:54 AM   #1000
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    jon corzine is the reason new jersey smells like a fat person's fart
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    Old 11-03-2009, 08:55 AM   #1001
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    Jon Corzine published Here Comes the Party People.
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    Old 11-03-2009, 09:00 AM   #1002
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    Jon Corzine Is FOR Genecide
    Jon Corzine is not pro-choice or pro-life, he's pro-ABORTION
    Jon Corzine is the reason the Hundred Years' War Lasted for 116 Years
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    Old 11-11-2009, 02:32 PM   #1003
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Jon Corzine isn't good enough to be Governor of New Jersey.
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    Old 11-11-2009, 02:39 PM   #1004
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Jon Corzine dropkicks babies when he is not busy trafficking heroin.
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    Old 12-07-2011, 05:08 AM   #1005
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Jon Corzine is going to occupy Wall St.
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    Old 12-07-2011, 07:41 AM   #1006
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Read up on MF Global.

    Guy is a shit bag.
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    Old 01-10-2012, 07:49 PM   #1007
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    Read up on MF Global.

    Guy is a shit bag.
    Maybe those adds were right.
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    Old 01-11-2012, 12:08 PM   #1008
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    Everything this guy touches turns to shit.
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    Old 01-11-2012, 05:57 PM   #1009
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    Jon Corzine hunts women for their flesh so he can skin them, wear it is as a costume, look at himself in the mirror and say, "I'd fuck me."
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    Old 01-12-2012, 01:41 PM   #1010
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    Jon Corzine went back in time and voted for Hitler. Twice.
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    Old 01-14-2012, 12:06 PM   #1011
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    Jon Corzine pisses on the bodies of dead Afghan citizens.
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    Old 01-16-2012, 12:49 PM   #1012
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    he was born in my hometown and grew up in willey station. willeys is best known for its classy strip club that is invite only and corzine. thankfully willeys can still be proud of its strippers.
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    Old 03-29-2012, 09:29 AM   #1013
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    Jon Corzine should be skinned alive and hung from City Hall.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000...967199372.html
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    Old 03-29-2012, 11:12 PM   #1014
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    Who does that kind of shit by email?
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    Old 03-30-2012, 10:58 AM   #1015
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    Jon Corzine fucks sheep at the edge of a cliff so they push back.
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    Old 04-07-2012, 09:33 AM   #1016
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    John Corzine locks children in port-o-potties and sets them on fire.
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    Old 04-08-2012, 03:21 AM   #1017
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    Jon Corzine hates people from the Baltics.
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    Old 04-09-2012, 03:29 AM   #1018
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    "One time I was with Corzine in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Corzine goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm John Corzine! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'JohnCorzine' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
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    Old 08-15-2012, 07:26 PM   #1019
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    Barack Obama hunts quadriplegic rhinos for their flesh.

    Mitt Romney drinks the urine of deceased orangutans.
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