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Old 04-30-2008, 06:35 AM   #61
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If someone shit on my car I would crack their fucking head open. I place my car and my girlfriend in the same category. Neither are to be fucked with.
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    My next door neighbor has two yippy little Jack Russell terriers that are not well trained. They have the electric fence in the backyard, but they always get out in the front via the garage. There have been days when one of the dogs is literally 15 houses up the street. It does not come when called and just barks, and barks, and barks constantly... sits in the front window and barks at anything that moves.

    Monday I hopped out of the car to get the mail, the little shit came out of no where and bit me in the leg. I clipped him in the nose with a flick of the foot but he just kept running around. Out comes the neighbor's 20 year old daughter with zero control. The dog kept running at me and I told her, "He takes another shot at me, I'm gonna knock him on his ass."

    Apparently that was rude of me because she told me so.

    Hey, fuck-tard! Learn to control your dog, stop letting it our in the front yard.

    (Her brother came out, he's a good Joe, and spent the next half hour chasing the fucking dog around. Looked just like Stallone in Rocky II. And I couldn't take my pup out because the last time they had a run-in, Lance grabbed that little shit by the neck and whipped him in the street.)

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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:37 AM   #63
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    If someone shit on my car I would crack their fucking head open. I place my car and my girlfriend in the same category. Neither are to be fucked with.
    What do you drive?
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    If someone shit on my car I would crack their fucking head open. I place my car and my girlfriend in the same category. Neither are to be fucked with.
    I bet that makes your girlfriend feel real special.
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    No matter what, you never fuck with a man's car.
    The scene in Pulp Fiction comes to mind when Vince and Lance are talking about the guy who keyed Vince's car.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:49 AM   #66
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    Re: Need Ant's help in effing with douchebag neighbor

    so how long before some nerd starts a "hey, i move my neighbor's trash cans in front of his door...lolz" thread?
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:52 AM   #67
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    Suns shit the bed big time.

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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:53 AM   #68
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    Suns shit the bed big time.

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    i am aware. thanks for the reminder, though.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:54 AM   #69
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    You can easily get a camera to mount above your front door, or anywhere else where you could see the front of the house.

    $100-$150 will capture the perpetrator red-handed.
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    Suns shit the bed big time.

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    Captain Obvious is here, everyone.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:54 AM   #71
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    i am aware. thanks for the reminder, though.
    Shaq worked out quite well too.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:58 AM   #72
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    I would be pissed if someone was moving my trashcan right next to my front door. I'd probably just put a note saying, "Don't touch my trashcan, I'll pick it up when I get home, this is my private property, don't fucking touch it."
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    It doesn't matter if it's 10 people or 2 people or 25 people, as long as the discussion is good. The dropoff in thread quality has been ridiculous.

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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:59 AM   #73
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    What do you drive?
    Alan rocks the hot 1983 El Camino.

    I hate passive aggressivism, and the best way to fight it is to be passive aggressive, but to an annoying state. The shit on the handles is funny. You could also put the trash cans out in the wrong spot on days that aren't trash days. I also like the note of "oh, if youre going to move my trash cans for me, they belong ___________. Thanks!".
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:59 AM   #74
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    Shaq worked out quite well too.
    one freak three pointer by tim duncan does not equate to a complete meltdown by a team. i'm gonna give them a full season together to see what they can accomplish before i judge whether or not the trade was a bust.

    but that's not what we're here for. we're here to help beefy decide when and where to shit on his neighbor's car.
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    i am aware. thanks for the reminder, though.
    I haven't watched basketball in forever but was watching that series. A disappointment to say the least.

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    Still, crying about the principle of it is stupid. You must lead a very shitty life if every little things gets to you like this.


    You must lead an even shittier life if you're letting this whole thing get you so riled up. You seem more pissed about the whole thing than the poor guy with garbage cans blocking his door in the morning.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:00 AM   #77
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    Alan rocks the hot 1983 El Camino.
    El Camino, loves it. Hot ride.
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    so how long before some nerd starts a "hey, i move my neighbor's trash cans in front of his door...lolz" thread?





    in due time.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:01 AM   #79
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    one freak three pointer by tim duncan does not equate to a complete meltdown by a team.
    Their rebounding and defense in game one was horrible overall.

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    El Camino, loves it. Hot ride.
    When I was in college, there was always one parked the next block over, and it had this bumper sticker on it that read, "My truck IS my gun rack!".

    What the hell.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:02 AM   #81
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    Yes, the way Dre2142 has acted in this thread is truly indicative of a mature human being. We should all use him as an example of civility.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sexcellent.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:03 AM   #82
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    Alan rocks the hot 1983 El Camino.
    Alan has a girlfriend and cannot drive one of those. The El Camino is a lonely bad-man car.

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    i vote for the note that says, "if you're going to move my cans for me, can you at least put them in the backyard where they belong?" then add a "kthxbye" for good measure.
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    You must lead an even shittier life if you're letting this whole thing get you so riled up. You seem more pissed about the whole thing than the poor guy with garbage cans blocking his door in the morning.
    He never really learned to read properly, so maybe he just misconstrued the whole thing. I'm going to cut the illiterate some slack.
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    Alan has a girlfriend and cannot drive one of those. The El Camino is a lonely bad-man car.

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    Ain't no lonely guy driving this badass piece of machinery.
    http://www.gmphotostore.com/images/53218871_pr.jpg
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    Ain't no lonely guy driving this badass piece of machinery.
    http://www.gmphotostore.com/images/53218871_pr.jpg
    i'm pretty sure alan's has a dragon on the hood.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:07 AM   #87
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    Speaking of douchebag neighbors. My upstairs neighbor loves to play Guitar Hero on full blast until 7:00 in the morning on a Sunday. GREAT stuff.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:10 AM   #88
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    Ain't no lonely guy driving this badass piece of machinery.
    http://www.gmphotostore.com/images/53218871_pr.jpg
    He's a hit-man. He'll leave you crying on the floor as you watch him drive away. He's no good for you. Lonely and bad.

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    My neighbor has one of those awful car radios that shakes things and he blasts it constantly until all hours. Maybe I am getting old but the little kid annoys me at 11pm on a weeknight. I walked over had a chat with him and it hasn't been a problem in 3 weeks.
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    What do you drive?
    A new Ford Escape. Not fantastic or ridiculously expensive, but I pride myself on driving a nice car and keeping it looking good.


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    I bet that makes your girlfriend feel real special.
    I jut don't think many things are worth fighting about or losing my shit about. Someone fucks with her, I go crazy. Same with the car.
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