Re: Need Ant's help in effing with douchebag neighbor
My next door neighbor has two yippy little Jack Russell terriers that are not well trained. They have the electric fence in the backyard, but they always get out in the front via the garage. There have been days when one of the dogs is literally 15 houses up the street. It does not come when called and just barks, and barks, and barks constantly... sits in the front window and barks at anything that moves.
Monday I hopped out of the car to get the mail, the little shit came out of no where and bit me in the leg. I clipped him in the nose with a flick of the foot but he just kept running around. Out comes the neighbor's 20 year old daughter with zero control. The dog kept running at me and I told her, "He takes another shot at me, I'm gonna knock him on his ass."
Apparently that was rude of me because she told me so.
Hey, fuck-tard! Learn to control your dog, stop letting it our in the front yard.
(Her brother came out, he's a good Joe, and spent the next half hour chasing the fucking dog around. Looked just like Stallone in Rocky II. And I couldn't take my pup out because the last time they had a run-in, Lance grabbed that little shit by the neck and whipped him in the street.)
J.
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