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Old 05-23-2008, 09:15 AM   #1
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    hahahahahhaahahah

    one-way ticket to hell punched.
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    Old 05-23-2008, 09:21 AM   #5
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    Confused Pete? The Living Ham?? How about good ole Beaker???

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    wrong, but freakin hilarious
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    made my morning.
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    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

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    What's Helen Keller's favorite color?





    Corduroy.
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    Confused Pete.
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    Old 05-23-2008, 09:25 AM   #12
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    I lol'd
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    Why does Hellen Keller masturbate with one hand?

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    Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

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    What's Helen Keller's favorite color?





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    Old 05-23-2008, 09:26 AM   #16
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    Damnit, Kenny!
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    how did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

    gave her a basketball and told her to read it.
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    Mindfuck!
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    Old 05-23-2008, 09:29 AM   #19
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    How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?




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    why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell out of the airplane?

    she was wearing mittens.
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    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

    The left the plunger in the toiler?


    What's Helen Keller's dog's name?

    Fshfdfhflhslf
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    amazing.
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    I need to stop reading this thread. It's obvious I'm not doing my work since researching client prospecting is not a laughing matter.
    Damn you must be really important
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    Old 05-23-2008, 09:34 AM   #24
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    OMG. These are so wrong and so hilarious!



    I'll contribute with a bit from my favorite radio show:

    Helen Keller sings the blues
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    Confused Pete? The Living Ham?? How about good ole Beaker???

    Our ticket was punched well before this little ditty.
    I'm just saying HIS ticket was punched! Mine was punched back in like 1st grade, shooooooot.
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    I'll contribute with a bit from my favorite radio show:

    Helen Keller sings the blues


    "to order, dial 1-800-WAAAAAA"
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    Damn you must be really important


    I'm really important. I have a giant bank account and I get blowjobs for breakfast. Don't question my importance or I'll set your house on fire.
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    did you know hellen keller had an amusement park in her backyard?

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    What did Helen Keller's parents do to keep her busy?



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    how did helen keller's parents punish her



    they rearranged the furniture in her room
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