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Old 01-01-2012, 07:47 PM   #163801
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jesus my night was crazy

and doug...i too fucked a dugong
I actually thought of some of the people in this thread when I woke up next to Shamoo.
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  • Old 01-01-2012, 07:47 PM   #163802
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    Old 01-01-2012, 07:51 PM   #163803
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    I actually thought of some of the people in this thread when I woke up next to Shamoo.
    lol

    i just kept thinking of the 'S' from the D.E.N.N.I.S. system. seperate entirely.

    dipped out the hotel room at 7am lol

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    Old 01-01-2012, 07:51 PM   #163804
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    I almost banged a fat, late-30's mother once. She was at the same bar I was at in Wisconsin Dells (tourist town that I frequently drink in) for some Social Worker convention. I was hammered and she was begging for it. Smarter heads prevailed though and I didn't bang her. Kind of glad about that one. She was really fat.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 07:53 PM   #163805
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    lol

    i just kept thinking of the 'S' from the D.E.N.N.I.S. system. seperate entirely.

    dipped out the hotel room at 7am lol

    http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__...slips_away.png
    That system is fool proof.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 07:55 PM   #163806
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    my new years resolution was to stop banging dugongs too.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 07:56 PM   #163808
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    That system is fool proof.




    http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-con...8950025577.jpg for the lame fucks that don't know it.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 07:56 PM   #163809
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    my new years resolution was to stop banging dugongs too.
    Better luck next year?


































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    Old 01-01-2012, 07:57 PM   #163810
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    My new years resolution is to lose 30 pounds but no strength
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    Old 01-01-2012, 07:59 PM   #163811
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    My new years resolution is to lose 30 pounds but no strength
    Very difficult to lose weight but not lose some muscle, especially when you're getting into that much poundage wise.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 08:00 PM   #163812
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    i had a fucking blast though.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 08:00 PM   #163813
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    Very difficult to lose weight but not lose some muscle, especially when you're getting into that much poundage wise.
    Yeah, I know...it'll be a challenge.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 08:02 PM   #163814
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    my new years resolution was to stop banging dugongs too.
    That one was gone right out of the gate.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 08:11 PM   #163816
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    i had a fucking blast though.
    That's all that matters
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    Old 01-01-2012, 08:15 PM   #163817
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    Wait you woke uo next to Shamu and you claim u won't lick ass? One of these things is more disgusting than the other. You're the only one I know who spent the night after they fucked a fatty. Hahahahahahahaha
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    Old 01-01-2012, 08:17 PM   #163818
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    Old 01-01-2012, 08:17 PM   #163819
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    Wait you woke uo next to Shamu and you claim u won't lick ass? One of these things is more disgusting than the other. You're the only one I know who spent the night after they fucked a fatty. Hahahahahahahaha
    Nobody was home at my house, we came back here and I passed out immediately after withdrawal.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 08:19 PM   #163820
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    If you're wasted fucking you're too tired to do anything else but pass out.

    Looking over and seeing the snaggle tooth mistake you made is an experience no man forgets.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 08:25 PM   #163821
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    http://www.rainydayrose.com/interest...ges/crows8.jpg

    "Hey, did you hear that Doug crow cawed a fat lady crow?"

    "No way!"

    "Caw"

    "Crowlololololo"
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    Old 01-01-2012, 08:31 PM   #163822
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    Obviously she was the big spoon.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 08:36 PM   #163823
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    I'll make sure to get Lindsay pregnant when I go to Dallas.


    Wait, what?

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    Old 01-01-2012, 09:07 PM   #163824
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    I'm feeling good about this new year. Damn good.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 09:10 PM   #163825
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    yo Rob I recorded a ong a while ago that I would like your feedback on
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    Old 01-01-2012, 09:11 PM   #163826
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    Okay, everyone who fucked a fatty last night... post pics. how fat are we talking? chubby/busty? or obese?
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    Old 01-01-2012, 09:16 PM   #163827
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    I'll make sure to get Lindsay pregnant when I go to Dallas.


    Wait, what?

    She'll hold you to this.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 09:17 PM   #163828
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    She'll hold you to this.
    Looking forward to it.
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    yo Rob I recorded a ong a while ago that I would like your feedback on
    Send it over man! I'm anxious to hear it.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 09:24 PM   #163830
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    She'll hold you to this.
    Omg I forgot what a whiny baby u are ab wearing condoms. Please tell me there is no chance u got fatty preggers?????

    Oh god u don't remember. There is going to be a Dougie baby that isn't mine and its going to have diabetes!!!!!!

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    when are you coming to Dallas?

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