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Old 04-30-2008, 07:13 AM   #91
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    I jut don't think many things are worth fighting about or losing my shit about. Someone fucks with her, I go crazy. Same with the car.
    If you get a dog he/she will fall into that category, too.

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    If someone shit on my car I would crack their fucking head open. I place my car and my girlfriend in the same category. Neither are to be fucked with.
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    A new Ford Escape. Not fantastic or ridiculously expensive, but I pride myself on driving a nice car and keeping it looking good.




    I jut don't think many things are worth fighting about or losing my shit about. Someone fucks with her, I go crazy. Same with the car.
    I know what you meant..... I just thought it was funny that you put your girlfriend and car on the same level.
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    A new Ford Escape. Not fantastic or ridiculously expensive, but I pride myself on driving a nice car and keeping it looking good.
    I drive a 6-year old Ford Ranger right now with close to 80k miles on it. When I'm ready to buy a new car I will be looking seriously at a Ford Escape. I've wanted one for a while.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:14 AM   #96
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    If you get a dog he/she will fall into that category, too.

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    I agree. As soon as I move out of the apartment and buy a house with a little land (not in this god forsaken area) I'm getting a Newfie. The girlfriend wants to compromise and get a cat. I'm still not sure how a cat and a 200-pound dog are even in the same ballpark.
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    Can I be your girlfriend?
    I've already offered you plenty of the fringe benefits with no payoff.
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    I agree. As soon as I move out of the apartment and buy a house with a little land (not in this god forsaken area) I'm getting a Newfie. The girlfriend wants to compromise and get a cat. I'm still not sure how a cat and a 200-pound dog are even in the same ballpark.
    Get a Maine Coon Cat

    http://mcgonnigle.files.wordpress.co...07/coonbig.jpg

    Friend of mine has one - thing is huge.

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    I agree. As soon as I move out of the apartment and buy a house with a little land (not in this god forsaken area) I'm getting a Newfie. The girlfriend wants to compromise and get a cat. I'm still not sure how a cat and a 200-pound dog are even in the same ballpark.
    Yeah, I'd put my foot down on that one. Get the Newfie.
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    I've already offered you plenty of the fringe benefits with no payoff.
    That's good enough for me.
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    Cars!
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:17 AM   #102
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    Get a Maine Coon Cat

    http://mcgonnigle.files.wordpress.co...07/coonbig.jpg

    Friend of mine has one - thing is huge.

    J.
    Wow, that thing is just ridiculous.
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    I know what you meant..... I just thought it was funny that you put your girlfriend and car on the same level.
    It's true. I mean really, it's probably the most expensive thing I own.

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    I drive a 6-year old Ford Ranger right now with close to 80k miles on it. When I'm ready to buy a new car I will be looking seriously at a Ford Escape. I've wanted one for a while.
    They are really nice. I like the fact that I have SUV sort of ability (tailgating, hauling, but 4 doors, etc.) with the ability to get around and parallel park in a city, small spaces, etc. Plus the mileage compared to my parents' Explorer and Escalade is remarkable. Do it... best car I've owned by far.
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    Get a Maine Coon Cat

    http://mcgonnigle.files.wordpress.co...07/coonbig.jpg

    Friend of mine has one - thing is huge.

    J.
    Truthfully, I fucking hate cats. But she loves them. And since she lives in a university owned housing provided for her job she can't have one. It's a small payoff to make now so when I spend a couple grand on a newfie pup that's eventually going to outweigh her by about 75 pounds she'll have no room to complain.
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    That's good enough for me.
    Yes... I was referring to the non-payoff for me. But you know you can remedy that by coming down here.
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    Get a Maine Coon Cat

    http://mcgonnigle.files.wordpress.co...07/coonbig.jpg

    Friend of mine has one - thing is huge.

    J.
    that's disgusting.
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    i'm pretty sure alan's has a dragon on the hood.

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    Speaking of douchebag neighbors. My upstairs neighbor loves to play Guitar Hero on full blast until 7:00 in the morning on a Sunday. GREAT stuff.
    THat's when you decide to be a techno music fan around 11:00 that night, holding the huge subwoofer to your ceiling.
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    that's disgusting.
    Agreed.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:21 AM   #109
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    My neighbor is annoying as fuck too. Just installed one of these...


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    My neighbor is annoying as fuck too. Just installed one of these...


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lUnG4uZPTo
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    is it sad that before i clicked on that, i went "DA WHISTLES GO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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    Drop some nails in his driveway
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    Next time you stay home, surround the garbage cans with bear traps after the garbage men have picked them up. The neighbor will either (1) see the bear traps and stop doing it, or (2) get caught in the bear traps.

    If (1) happens, then the problem is solved. If (2) happens, then you have figured out who it is, you can leave him in the trap without seeking medical help so he dies, giving you the chance to go sleep with his wife.
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    Yes... I was referring to the non-payoff for me. But you know you can remedy that by coming down here.
    Hey, come on, a girl needs her protein.
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    Next time you stay home, surround the garbage cans with bear traps after the garbage men have picked them up. The neighbor will either (1) see the bear traps and stop doing it, or (2) get caught in the bear traps.

    If (1) happens, then the problem is solved. If (2) happens, then you have figured out who it is, you can leave him in the trap without seeking medical help so he dies, giving you the chance to go sleep with his wife.
    i think we may have a winner, gang.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:26 AM   #115
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    Hey, come on, a girl needs her protein.
    I know. Hence why I invited you down.
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    I like the idea of setting up a sting operation of sorts. Maybe you could wait until the fall when people put scarecrows out in their yards for Halloween. Take a sick day on trash removal day and dress up as the scarecrow. Sit in the yard until the perp brings the trashcans to your door and jump out to scare him. Then, when he pisses himself, you can snap a quick photo with your camera and threaten to send it to the local newspaper if he doesn't let you sleep with his wife.
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    I know. Hence why I invited you down.
    Sexcellent.
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    I like the idea of setting up a sting operation of sorts. Maybe you could wait until the fall when people put scarecrows out in their yards for Halloween. Take a sick day on trash removal day and dress up as the scarecrow. Sit in the yard until the perp brings the trashcans to your door and jump out to scare him.
    FTW.
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    I like the idea of setting up a sting operation of sorts. Maybe you could wait until the fall when people put scarecrows out in their yards for Halloween. Take a sick day on trash removal day and dress up as the scarecrow. Sit in the yard until the perp brings the trashcans to your door and jump out to scare him. Then, when he pisses himself, you can snap a quick photo with your camera and threaten to send it to the local newspaper if he doesn't let you sleep with his wife.
    I'm not sure Mrs. Beefy would like the whole "sleep with his wife" thing.

    Also, I don't know why, but I really think it's a woman doing it. Not a guy. I picture her being some housewife with too much time on her hands.
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    Sexcellent.


    My second favourite term behind rad. I say it all the time. I think I said it in this thread.
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