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Old 07-22-2009, 07:40 AM   #1
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Ok I'm really nervous and probably shouldn't be and I'm looking for a few answers..me and my girlfriend were having sex. As soon as we started she complained it hurt so as i pulled out the condom slipped off. I put it back on and tried again... we had sex for about fifteen minutes and I didn't ejaculate at all or anything. She's also on birth control...It's been a few weeks and she said she already got her period. Just recently she started getting a stomach ache and hasn't used the bathroom in a few days...her mother is the one who is making me nervous by saying she's pregnant...My girlfriend says no chance but the mother is starting to make me really really nervous...please get back to me and please no jokes..I'm actually nervous
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    leggo my preggo





    not a fucking chance though
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:41 AM   #3
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    So you had sex once, didn't ejaculate, your girlfriend got her period after that sexual episode, she's having a stomach AFTER said period, and you're nervous that she's pregnant?

    #1: She's not pregnant

    #2: You should not be having sex.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:43 AM   #4
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    Well the thing that's making me scared is that the condom came off then back on....it didn't come off inside her or anything though
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:43 AM   #5
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    and why are you using a condom if she is on the pill...tsk tsk

    bust a nut inside her
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:43 AM   #6
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    Two Words.

    Pregnancy Test.

    EDIT: Good for you for using protection and good for her for using the pill.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:44 AM   #7
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    I forgot that she's on the pill! So you didn't come, used a condom, she's on the pill, and had her period! Dude...she's constipated...not pregnant. How old are you??


    Edit: Yes, I used "come" instead of the vernacular
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:44 AM   #8
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    Are you from New Jersey?
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:44 AM   #9
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    I'm 19 ...and no I'm not from Jersey
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:45 AM   #10
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    sounds like she is constipated. Slip a suppository up her ass. She'll love you for it.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:45 AM   #11
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    She probably has some kind of infection.
    Or constipated.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:45 AM   #12
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    Is she from New Jersey?
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:46 AM   #13
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    Well she said she doesn't feel constipated...like it just doesn't seem like she has to go..doesn't hurt or anything
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:46 AM   #14
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    Is she from New Jersey?

    No cut the shit I don't wanna hear jokes man
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:46 AM   #15
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    Just a question...did you drop out of high school?
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    No cut the shit I don't wanna hear jokes man
    You have got to be fucking kidding me. The girl is not pregnant. Grow a pair.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:47 AM   #17
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    He only used protection initially as she claimed he was hurting her.
    No...I used protection after I pulled out and went back in as well...and no I didn't drop out I'm currently in college
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    not a chanceeee especially if she had her period after the event.
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    Well she said she doesn't feel constipated...like it just doesn't seem like she has to go..doesn't hurt or anything
    Go to the Doctor!!!!
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    He only used protection initially as she claimed he was hurting her.

    Reading comprehension is fun...check the original post. "I put it back on and tried again...we had sex for fifteen minutes"
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    thank you antsmarching.org
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    You have got to be fucking kidding me. The girl is not pregnant. Grow a pair.
    We all know this, but he's only 19...cut him some slack. He's just a little kid.
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    Ok I'm really nervous and probably shouldn't be and I'm looking for a few answers..me and my girlfriend were having sex. As soon as we started she complained it hurt so as i pulled out the condom slipped off. I put it back on and tried again... we had sex for about fifteen minutes and I didn't ejaculate at all or anything. She's also on birth control...It's been a few weeks and she said she already got her period. Just recently she started getting a stomach ache and hasn't used the bathroom in a few days...her mother is the one who is making me nervous by saying she's pregnant...My girlfriend says no chance but the mother is starting to make me really really nervous...please get back to me and please no jokes..I'm actually nervous
    Let me get this straight...

    You wore a condom.
    You didn't cum.
    She's on the pill.
    She's gotten her period.
    Her stomach hurts..but she hasn't shit in days.



    .....and you are SERIOUSLY worried she is pregnant?

    worst comes to worst..abortion ftw.
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    we need pics
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:48 AM   #25
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    I don't know I'm just nervous ...the thought of somethin like that fuckin things up is scary and she doesn't want to go to the doctor because theres "no way she's goin to the doctor for a stomach ache"
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:48 AM   #26
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    No...I used protection after I pulled out and went back in as well...and no I didn't drop out I'm currently in college

    Have you ever in your life taken a health class? Do you know anything about the reproductive system and how the menstrual cycle works? You should not be having sex. You are way too out of the loop. Read a book.
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    Guaranteed either him or this whore is from Jersey, or lived in Jersey, or was born in Jersey, or something. Fucking Jersey.
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    have you tried punchin her in the stomach?
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    I don't know I'm just nervous ...the thought of somethin like that fuckin things up is scary and she doesn't want to go to the doctor because theres "no way she's goin to the doctor for a stomach ache"
    Well then calm down, wait a few days or weeks and see if she's still in pain.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:51 AM   #30
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    Sounds like a case of the aids to me.
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