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Old 08-27-2007, 09:41 PM   #1
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Fucked up things you did as a kid

When I was 11 or 12, I placed my rolled-up hedgehog on my dog's balls. I'm not sure why I did it.

What is some messed up stuff you did as a kid?
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    When I was 11 or 12, I placed my rolled-up hedgehog on my dog's balls. I'm not sure why I did it.

    What is some messed up stuff you did as a kid?
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    Old 08-27-2007, 09:42 PM   #3
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    there is already a thread about this subject.
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    Old 08-27-2007, 10:00 PM   #4
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    Re: Fucked up things you did as a kid

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    When I was 11 or 12, I placed my rolled-up hedgehog on my dog's balls. I'm not sure why I did it.

    What is some messed up stuff you did as a kid?
    thats just wrong!!!!!!!
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    Old 08-27-2007, 10:15 PM   #5
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    I impregnated the Virgin Mary and told everyone God did it


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    thats just wrong!!!!!!!
    Yeah wrong... but i found it amusing

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    I impregnated the Virgin Mary and told everyone God did it


    i always knew it was you :givestheshiftyeyes
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    Old 08-27-2007, 10:18 PM   #7
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    I impregnated the Virgin Mary and told everyone God did it



    that is funny as hell
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    Old 08-27-2007, 10:23 PM   #8
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    Not much of anything really.
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    my roomate shit on a frisbee and dropped it down 4 flights or stairs.




    This was last year tho.
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    Old 08-27-2007, 10:35 PM   #10
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    thread is useless without pictures
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    Old 08-27-2007, 10:39 PM   #11
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    dreamed i killed god
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    dreamed i killed god
    Did you take over for him afterwards?
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    i fucked 6 people and developed herpes at age 10.
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    Old 08-27-2007, 10:45 PM   #14
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    When I was 11 or 12, I placed my rolled-up hedgehog on my dog's balls. I'm not sure why I did it.

    What is some messed up stuff you did as a kid?
    Beastiality is illegall.
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    Old 08-28-2007, 02:53 AM   #15
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    Killed ants.
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    Old 08-28-2007, 03:31 AM   #16
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    Beastiality is illegall.
    It's one "l man. Cheers to South WI.

    To stay on topic I chocked my cat sometimes. Probably cause it made me feel powerful at the time.
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    Old 08-28-2007, 04:48 AM   #17
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    When I was 11 or 12, I placed my rolled-up hedgehog on my dog's balls. I'm not sure why I did it.

    What is some messed up stuff you did as a kid?

    haha this is amazing. gotta sig it.
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    Old 08-28-2007, 04:49 AM   #18
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    I used to poop inside the pool and blame it on the dog. Because I didn't want to have to dry off to go inside.
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    I used to poop inside the pool and blame it on the dog. Because I didn't want to have to dry off to go inside.
    and here I thought I was alone!
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    Old 08-28-2007, 05:15 AM   #20
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    I went around my neighborhood at night with a universal remote control and changed people's television sets through their windows. That was pretty funny.
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    made a molotiv cocktail bomb (tried to anyways) when i was 10, on the side of my house, and nearly burnt my house down
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    I went around my neighborhood at night with a universal remote control and changed people's television sets through their windows. That was pretty funny.
    that would be funny i love it
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    it wasn't me, but my cousin put her cat in the microwave once
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    it wasn't me, but my cousin put her cat in the microwave once
    God I hope that cat was ok but I'm sure I don't want to hear the results!
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    God I hope that cat was ok but I'm sure I don't want to hear the results!
    it was in there for less than 5 seconds before her mom realized what was going on

    ...too bad, cats suck
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    Oh, one time I thought it would be cool to soak a tennis ball with gasoline, light it on fire, and then try to hit it.

    That was really dumb.
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    it was in there for less than 5 seconds before her mom realized what was going on

    ...too bad, cats suck
    PHEW!!!! kitties rule. you suck!
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    that would be funny i love it
    No kidding, you should have seen some of the reactions we got. Nobody knew what was going on, the looks on their faces were priceless. We even had people running out of their living rooms completely freaked out.
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    I went around my neighborhood at night with a universal remote control and changed people's television sets through their windows. That was pretty funny.
    Sounds funny as hell.
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