Men: Do you sit or stand?

[LowEnd_Theory]

So, my co-worker just informed me that a majority (at least 50%) of men sit down to take a piss as opposed to standing, which blew my mind.

Apparently it came up in conversation for her recently, she's asked around, and she says a lot of men sit down.

I've never pissed while sitting down, unless I'm taking a crap. Seems so much easier to stand-- isn't this a perk of having a dick?

Ants, do you sit or stand?

[dre2142]

at least 50%?

thats total bullshit.

[LowEnd_Theory]

Originally Posted by dre2142

at least 50%?

thats total bullshit.

That's what I'm saying. She said the she herself was surprised at how many said they'll sit.

[AlpineValley804]

Of course I stand.

[drop2d]

I'd check that source. No one is going to choose to sit down to piss unless they have a vagina.

[Arby]

Men being 18 years and older?

I could see that 50% stat being right. Prob everyone over the age of like 55 sits. Fucking baby boomers man

[dre2142]

Will be 90+ percent in the thread im sure that stand

[Arby]

I stand proud btw

[drop2d]

Originally Posted by dre2142

Will be 90+ percent in the thread im sure that stand

I bet gocubs sits. Too many strawberitas will do that to you.

[LowEnd_Theory]

Originally Posted by drop2d

I'd check that source. No one is going to choose to sit down to piss unless they have a vagina.

Apparently men who have grown up in feminine environments (mother, sisters) will sit down. That's what my source is telling me.

I'm expecting this poll to be 100/0. This is my controlled poll to counter her "asking around"

[YouNeverKnow25]

I think sitting is common in europe

[Rebecca De Mornay]

i love sitting to pee. such a great feeling.

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

sit when pissing when half asleep in the middle of the night

[DMBZeppelin]

I'd only sit if I had to take a shit at the same time.

[scrock25]

I have never once (in my adult life) sat down on a toilet to JUST take a piss, no.

[cpxc.]

i shit standing

[K3nTaKa0s]

Sometimes I try to do both, but just make a mess.

[YouNeverKnow25]

Originally Posted by scrock25

I have never once (in my adult life) sat down on a toilet to JUST take a piss, no.

what if you thought you had to take a shit, but then only blew out some gas

I bet while you're down there, you clearing out the liquid pipes too

[YouNeverKnow25]

Originally Posted by LowEnd_Theory

So, my co-worker just informed me that a majority (at least 50%) of men sit down to take a piss as opposed to standing, which blew my mind.

Apparently it came up in conversation for her recently, she's asked around, and she says a lot of men sit down.

I've never pissed while sitting down, unless I'm taking a crap. Seems so much easier to stand-- isn't this a perk of having a dick?

Ants, do you sit or stand?

she didn't "inform" you, she "lied to" you

[scrock25]

Originally Posted by cpxc.

i shit standing

Originally Posted by K3nTaKa0s

Sometimes I try to do both, but just make a mess.

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

what if you thought you had to take a shit, but then only blew out some gas

I bet while you're down there, you clearing out the liquid pipes too

I can honestly say that everytime I sat down to take a dump, I've taken a dump.

[YouNeverKnow25]

shenanigans

everybody has false alarms

everybody

[sbuzzz]

Originally Posted by scrock25

I can honestly say that everytime I sat down to take a dump, I've taken a dump.

You have never been constipated in your entire life?

[sbuzzz]

I stand, but if some random chick started asking questions about this, there is a better than 50% chance I would not be telling her the truth.

[scrock25]

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

shenanigans

everybody has false alarms

everybody

Evil shenanigans!

Originally Posted by sbuzzz

You have never been constipated in your entire life?

Not once.

[Speilmen230]

No reason not to stand unless you gotta shit too.

[drop2d]

Originally Posted by scrock25

I have never once (in my adult life) sat down on a toilet to JUST take a piss, no.

Did you sit down in your child life?

[sbuzzz]

Originally Posted by scrock25

Not once.

Then I am not buying the obscene amount of plate eating you have stated about in the past. Just doesn't add up.

[Balor3012]

private poll fail

[sheldonlevene]

At my house I'm at like 50%. Sometimes it just feels good to take a load off - fire out a couple no consequences farts (b/c who cares if something is produced) look on your phone for a second and then pop back up.

In public 100% standing.

[socopithy]

Originally Posted by cpxc.

i shit standing

Originally Posted by scrock25

I can honestly say that everytime I sat down to take a dump, I've taken a dump.

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

shenanigans

everybody has false alarms

everybody

idk though, it's scrockz...

Originally Posted by scrock25

Evil shenanigans!

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