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Sit 7 8.64%
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Old 02-26-2015, 01:08 PM   #61
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Re: Men: Do you sit or stand?

58 replies in less than 2 hours

Ohhhhh, Melts. Great fucking poll.
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    Re: Men: Do you sit or stand?

    not even gonna backread to identify the crazy people who voted for sit
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    Old 02-26-2015, 01:19 PM   #63
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    Stand to pee, always.
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    Old 02-26-2015, 01:22 PM   #64
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    Re: Men: Do you sit or stand?

    I wonder if the poll had been public if those who sit would still have the balls to vote as such

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    Old 02-26-2015, 01:23 PM   #65
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    I did, I sit at home sometimes.
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    Old 02-26-2015, 01:26 PM   #66
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    Can't tell if sitting down to piss is Alpha or beta.


    I'm leaning beta
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    Old 02-26-2015, 01:52 PM   #67
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    Depends on what position your mom is in.
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    Old 02-26-2015, 07:42 PM   #68
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    So, my co-worker just informed me that a majority (at least 50%) of men sit down to take a piss as opposed to standing, which blew my mind.
    And you decided to pass on a bullshit statistic because, I don't know, you hate us?
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    Old 02-26-2015, 07:55 PM   #69
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    something like this:


    http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/media...2/original.jpg
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    Old 02-26-2015, 08:17 PM   #70
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    86%

    That's what I thought. She was really like, "No, no, it's definitely a thing. You'd be surprised"

    Well... not surprised by the results of this poll.
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    Old 02-26-2015, 08:22 PM   #71
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    Ohhhhh, Melts. Great fucking poll.
    The last one on here was the "Do you sit or stand to wipe?"

    That rocked my world. Still can't believe people actually stand up to wipe their asshole, look back at the shit floating in the toilet, and toss the TP into the bowl. I'll just never understand that.
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    Old 02-26-2015, 08:26 PM   #72
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    I voted stand. but really just came in here to post this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccWnfgS0Tkw
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    Old 02-27-2015, 03:57 AM   #73
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    I stand, unless at home then I sit
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    Old 02-27-2015, 04:07 AM   #74
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    Re: Men: Do you sit or stand?

    If I'm gambling on a wet fart then i'll sit, I play it safe. With no pending bowl consequences then it's stand 100%
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    Old 02-27-2015, 05:02 AM   #75
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    I stand. The only times I can recall sitting down to piss is when I've been really sick and don't have the energy to stand there.
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    Old 02-27-2015, 05:23 AM   #76
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    I stand. I am a man
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    Old 02-27-2015, 05:34 AM   #77
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    Old 02-27-2015, 05:39 AM   #78
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    I voted stand. but really just came in here to post this



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccWnfgS0Tkw
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    Old 02-27-2015, 05:56 AM   #79
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    Re: Men: Do you sit or stand?

    If I'm sick, I sit down.

    If I'm healthy and feeling normal I stand the fuck up and pee. What the fuck?
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    Old 02-27-2015, 06:54 AM   #80
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    Re: Men: Do you sit or stand?

    I had a friend in college who claimed that he has never stood to piss in his life. His reason is that he farts every time he takes a piss and doesn't want to risk the chocolate squirts coming out.

    I do both, and proud of it. Stand about 85-90% of the time. Sometimes, like middle of the night zombie pisses I sit for, because I do not trust my aim when i am barely conscious
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    Old 02-27-2015, 08:13 AM   #81
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    I had a friend in college who claimed that he has never stood to piss in his life. His reason is that he farts every time he takes a piss and doesn't want to risk the chocolate squirts coming out.
    So, he must have stood a few times and shit his pants each time.
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    Old 02-27-2015, 08:28 AM   #82
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    Re: Men: Do you sit or stand?

    If your friend risks crapping his pants with every fart, he has bigger issues than sitting or standing... He should probably see a doctor!
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    Old 02-27-2015, 11:04 AM   #83
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    OPs friend has some fucked up friends
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    Old 02-27-2015, 11:17 AM   #84
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    The only time I sit to pee is the middle of the night when I am half asleep in the dark. I have terrible aim in the dark.
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    Old 02-27-2015, 12:42 PM   #85
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    Stand. It's one of the many perks of being a guy. Every once and awhile I'll sit if I'm tired or drunk at home but that's about it.
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    Old 02-27-2015, 01:00 PM   #86
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    Thought this was an ass wiping thread. Answer is the same. Stand.
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