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Old 07-14-2009, 03:04 PM   #31
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my gf's little brother has one and he loves it. says it feels real.
see, to me this implies he doesn't know what "real" is
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  • Old 07-14-2009, 03:05 PM   #32
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    Isn't her little brother like 13?
    he just turned 17, she got him one for his bday
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    Old 07-14-2009, 03:06 PM   #33
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    see, to me this implies he doesn't know what "real" is
    he knows. he's still a virgin but he's done other stuff...
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    Old 07-14-2009, 03:08 PM   #34
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    wow thats a helluva sistah
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    Old 07-14-2009, 03:08 PM   #35
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    Definetly thought this was a joke.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 03:09 PM   #36
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    Definetly thought this was a joke.
    nope pretty serious..might pick one up tonight
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    Old 07-14-2009, 03:12 PM   #37
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    I'll sell you mine, it's still got some tread left for good traction.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 03:15 PM   #38
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    he just turned 17, she got him one for his bday
    Uh......
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    Old 07-14-2009, 03:18 PM   #39
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    I'll sell you mine, it's still got some tread left for good traction.
    Only because you've already used up a dozen of them.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 03:20 PM   #40
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    Only because you've already used up a dozen of them.
    Cheaper in bulk.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 03:35 PM   #41
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    nope pretty serious..might pick one up tonight
    Like at a porn shop? Make sure you are wearing a body condom before you go into one of those.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 03:39 PM   #42
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    Re: Fleshlight?

    http://www.fleshlightsex.net/images/fl-yoda.jpg
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    Old 07-14-2009, 03:46 PM   #43
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    dsnow and jeep kid should be each other's wing man.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 03:47 PM   #44
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    Did Jeep Kid say he wanted to lose his virginity with a girl, or is he flexible?
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    Old 07-14-2009, 04:02 PM   #45
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    dsnow and jeep kid should be each other's wing man.
    QFT!
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    Old 07-14-2009, 04:03 PM   #46
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    Sausage fest in a thread about fake pussy.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 04:03 PM   #47
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    Uh......
    quirky/hilarious/non-conforming families do exist, ya know. it's not just on TV.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 04:03 PM   #48
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    Sausage fest in a thread about fake pussy.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 04:04 PM   #49
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    Did Jeep Kid say he wanted to lose his virginity with a girl, or is he flexible?
    I think he implied girl as top priority, but what would rank second, guy or flashlight?
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    Old 07-14-2009, 04:09 PM   #50
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    I think he implied girl as top priority, but what would rank second, guy or flashlight?
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    Old 07-14-2009, 04:10 PM   #51
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    I may order this as a 'joke', yeah, that's right, a 'joke'
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    Old 07-14-2009, 04:20 PM   #52
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    I may order this as a 'joke', yeah, that's right, a 'joke'
    It's a gag gift for a friend, right?

    "Honestly...it's not mine."



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    Old 07-14-2009, 04:37 PM   #53
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    It's for training.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 04:43 PM   #54
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    Old 07-14-2009, 04:46 PM   #55
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    he just turned 17, she got him one for his bday
    she got her little brother a sex toy???
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    Old 07-14-2009, 04:54 PM   #56
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    he's got one more year of high school, and like most kids with one year of high school left he just wants to bang....a fake vagina
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    my gf's little brother has one and he loves it. says it feels real.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 04:55 PM   #58
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    he's got one more year of high school, and like most kids with one year of high school left he just wants to bang....a fake vagina
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    Old 07-14-2009, 04:56 PM   #59
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    he's got one more year of high school, and like most kids with one year of high school left he just wants to bang....a fake vagina
    Think I'll just stay home tonight guys and bang with my fleshlight. Have fun at Prom though!
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    Old 07-14-2009, 04:59 PM   #60
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    Jeep Kid needs to come in this thread
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