Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41
Typical Saturday for DMB @ Alpine:
10 am: Wake up and roll over to Sonic for sum fuckin' sweet ass food. Realize you're wicked hung over.
10:30 am - 1:30 pm: Shower, dress, take a crap, go to grocery store to get rockstar snacks, a shit-ton of beer, ice, a bucket, liquor and other items with which you can make an asshole out of yourself by 3:00 pm.
1:45: Meet up with a shit-ton of fellow AntsMarching people for a long-ass caravan to the VIP lot (extra $/day, but so worth it).
2:00: Road sodas.
2:10: Wait in line to get into lots, road sodas, everyone suddenly has to pee. Make friends with cars around you.
2:30: Park in long-ass row of VIP lot.
2:35: Unpack all your rockstar snacks, shit-ton of beer, ice, bucket, liquor and items with which you make an ass of yourself.
2:40 - 6:30: Get. WASTED. Make friends. Get wasted with your new friends. Predict the opener. Find people who are sitting around you. Make more friends. Get more wastederer. Do Jager Bombs. Jam out to someone, whom you would ordinarily think is a douchebag for having his geetar, but in your drunk, Ants, DMB haze, you love that he can barely play a shit version of Ants Marching. Get more wasted. Make more friends.
7:00: Stagger into venue with new friends.
7:30: Check your watch and say "holy fuck, it's already 7:30!?!?!?!?"
8:00 - 11:00: Have drunk, music orgasm with DMB and 40,000 awesome people.
11:15: Text your friends to ask them where the fuck they are because you have no pants on and you can't find the fucking car.
11:20: notice you have glitter on your gentials.
11:30: Find your car, have amazing reunion with all your new friends, and notice people are cracking open more beers and firing up the grills again.
11:40: Demand to know where your fucking Double Stuff Oreos are.
11:45: Rape the blow up Doll that Katie, and her friends, Have brought with them.
11:50 -12:30: Talk about the show with your new friends, while cars file out of the parking lot. Talk about some hilarious shit you saw during the show, like people banging, or someone falling on their face.
12:45: Get in your car with your DD and drive off the lot, back to where ever you're staying.
2:00: Fall asleep, knowing you had an awesome day and you get to do it all over the following.
Anyone can jump in and correct me, but that's the general timeline.
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