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Old 09-10-2009, 03:06 PM   #91
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i wasnt going to post these on here because thats creepy, and if i get caught i could go to jail, soooooo i blacked out her eyes so you cant identify her.

and yes, they bounced just as well as youd imagine.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 03:09 PM   #93
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    i wasnt going to post these on here because thats creepy, and if i get caught i could go to jail, soooooo i blacked out her eyes so you cant identify her.

    and yes, they bounced just as well as youd imagine.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 03:23 PM   #94
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    Damn dude, you had a damn good reason to go through all that effort. She is smokin. You're my new hero.

    Jeep Kid, take notes.


    P.S. Did you piihb?
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    Old 09-10-2009, 03:26 PM   #95
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    Damn dude, you had a damn good reason to go through all that effort. She is smokin. You're my new hero.

    Jeep Kid, take notes.


    P.S. Did you piihb?
    i obviously need to be directed to some thread about Jeep Kid?
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    Old 09-10-2009, 03:27 PM   #96
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    i obviously need to be directed to some thread about Jeep Kid?
    definitely
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    Old 09-10-2009, 03:35 PM   #97
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    i obviously need to be directed to some thread about Jeep Kid?
    its called First Time and has a ton of replies
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    Old 09-10-2009, 03:44 PM   #98
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    Props to you for following through and posting nudes!@
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    Old 09-10-2009, 03:46 PM   #99
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    Thread of the year?

    I think so.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 03:47 PM   #100
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    its called First Time and has a ton of replies
    oh THAT kid!
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    Old 09-10-2009, 03:47 PM   #101
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    Thread of the year?

    I think so.
    If Jeep Kid finally gets laid he takes the cake. If 41 Step makes a thread and gets laid as a result, it gives Jeep Kid a run for his money.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 03:47 PM   #102
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    Re: If you're somewhat fluent in spanish, my dick is in your hands

    There are plenty of times where the phrases "n00dz or GTFO" and "This thread is useless without pics" are uttered; and I've got to say, this is the first time that I've ever seen that work.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 03:51 PM   #103
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    Albemarle county.
    yeah but where haha

    I'm from Fluvanna..where do you go to school? I live out at the Lake
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    Old 09-10-2009, 03:52 PM   #104
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    yeah but where haha

    I'm from Fluvanna..where do you go to school? I live out at the Lake
    I'm a senior at Albemarle High School.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 03:53 PM   #105
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    If Jeep Kid finally gets laid he takes the cake. If 41 Step makes a thread and gets laid as a result, it gives Jeep Kid a run for his money.
    Very True.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 03:57 PM   #106
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    OP, bravo. Great work.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 03:58 PM   #107
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    If Jeep Kid finally gets laid he takes the cake. If 41 Step makes a thread and gets laid as a result, it gives Jeep Kid a run for his money.
    Thing that takes away from Jeep Kid is that it was made in 2008.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 03:59 PM   #108
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    Re: If you're somewhat fluent in spanish, my dick is in your hands

    i thought this thread was about how chicks who can speak spanish become 100x hotter? still an awesome thread
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    Old 09-10-2009, 04:02 PM   #109
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    If Jeep Kid finally gets laid he takes the cake. If 41 Step makes a thread and gets laid as a result, it gives Jeep Kid a run for his money.
    I somehow missed this thread but I finally read the first post and busted up laughing. Yes, if that kid gets laid, he takes the cake.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 04:03 PM   #110
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    send it to me. if it is not too long i will do it.
    that's what she said
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    Old 09-10-2009, 04:03 PM   #111
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    OP, bravo. Just read this thread. What an awesome job by all.

    WE ARE.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 04:09 PM   #112
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    Personally, the funniest and overall best thread I've ever read on a message board, hands down, not even a question.


    Some may disagree, but this is absolutely classic material right here from start to finish.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 04:12 PM   #113
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    The thread title itself is classic. then you add everything else, amazing thread.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 04:13 PM   #114
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    i wasnt going to post these on here because thats creepy, and if i get caught i could go to jail, soooooo i blacked out her eyes so you cant identify her.

    and yes, they bounced just as well as youd imagine.
    Dude, I think I know her...
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    Old 09-10-2009, 04:16 PM   #115
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    correct you are! before i go on, id like to thank SmoothG for translating the living shit out of that assignment. what an honorable man. and now, the story ensues:

    so in order for her to even consider, she needed her assignment sent in and confirmed that it was received. so i email her the translated paper, and get no response for about 20 minutes. thinking my efforts were for nothing, i was about to smoke away my failure and go to bed disappointed when suddenly, i hear a raging VVRRRRRRR, as though my phone was vibrating like it knew i was about to get sum.

    obviously its her; she got the paper, it was more or less perfectly done, and she just got an email back confirming it was submitted. so she gives me a spot on campus to come meet her (i have a house a few minutes off campus), and im on my way there.

    upon meeting her we start walking back towards my place and she asks me who i got to translate that paper on such short notice. so i make up some bullshit on the spot basically saying my brother (who studied abroad in italy and was fluent in italian) knew spanish just as well as italian due to the similarities of the language (she doesnt know anything clearly she buys it). and then we get to my house.

    i waste no time. naturally, being a female, she wanted a tour of the house. to my surprise, however, she asks to see the upstiars first. clearly the only thing i was giving her a tour of was my genitals.

    since this was the first time i had ever hung out with this girl, i didnt wana make it too blatant i just wanted to be inside of her, so against my will, did nothing but make out with and tease her for about a half hour (it seemed like an eternity), and it worked like no other. she lost her self control before i did, hopped off me, took off her shirt, and says, "do anything you want to me."

    ...about 12 positions, 3 condoms, and 2 hours later, we broke all 4 of my bed risers (im kinda pissed about that), my room (with AC) was as hot and damp as a suana, and it stank like latex and sexy time. to make matters worse, i busted all over my dark blue fucking comforter (im REALLY pissed about that). she insisted i came on her tits (which i happily oblidged to) but unknowlingly, i shot off like a 3 foot roper and it whizzed past her face like a white lazer beam of love and just made a fuckin mess...pillow case too.

    then we had sex in the shower, and finally ended the night by smoking my new bubbler, and passed the fuck out. she had to leave way early to go home, so naturally we fucked again in the morning (always nice), and needless to say, i missed my 9:45 AM class.

    it was well fucking worth it.

    i love all of you who PMed me in an attempt to help, should you ever see me at a Hersey, Camden, Pittsburgh, or PSU show, we can smoke a fatty and rehash other funny stories.




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    i wasnt going to post these on here because thats creepy, and if i get caught i could go to jail, soooooo i blacked out her eyes so you cant identify her.

    and yes, they bounced just as well as youd imagine.
    Greatest two posts ever.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 04:22 PM   #116
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    this thread is AWESOME!
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    epic thread!
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    Old 09-10-2009, 04:34 PM   #118
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    Pics. Wow.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 04:37 PM   #119
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    that pic is fantastic.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 04:40 PM   #120
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    Good form lad, good form indeed!
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