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View Poll Results: What makes a good lay?
I'm a girl -- if he/she puts forth effort and mixes it up. 23 4.94%
I'm a girl -- if he/she gets me to O-Town, thats awesome. 12 2.58%
I'm a girl -- as long as I'm getting some, it's good. 4 0.86%
I'm a guy -- as long as I bust a nut. 63 13.52%
I'm a guy -- as long as she/he isn't boring. 209 44.85%
I'm a guy -- as long as she/he makes like a porn star. 51 10.94%
As long as he/she doesn't talk. 5 1.07%
I'm a virgin; I think getting laid would be excellent. 47 10.09%
I'm married, and therefore have as much sex as the virgins. 25 5.36%
Who stole my damn trash cans?? 27 5.79%
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Old 09-24-2009, 10:05 AM   #1
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Define "Good Sex".

Okay, you gotta define what good sex is. Poll coming for -tastic, accurate results.

I only ask this because I'm talking to my friend, Greg, online and we are going over the differences between bad sex if youre a guy and good sex if you're a chick. I think it's essentially th same criteria, he says it's not at all.

I said good sex is when the guy puts the effort into what he's doing and isn't a selfish pig.
He said good sex is when she is cool with not only having your balls in her mouth, but taking the shot there as well.
(jesus christ.)


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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    This is gonna be interesting.
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    *gets popcorn*
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:08 AM   #4
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    IBP.

    Good sex can have many different paths, but to qualify as good sex it has to lead to one destination: both people being satisfied. If that is not achieved, it wasn't good sex.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:08 AM   #5
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    Whore!!!!
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:09 AM   #6
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    Waiting for poll results, should be some outragous comments in here.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:09 AM   #7
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:10 AM   #8
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:10 AM   #9
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    This is gonna be interesting.
    For the love of christ, I hope so. I need some lulz today.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:10 AM   #10
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    Good sex is where you orgasm so hard your knees buckle and you hit your head on (insert hard surface) and pass out and no one finds you for days.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:10 AM   #11
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    LOL @ the option for 41step.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:11 AM   #12
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    Good sex is where you orgasm so hard your knees buckle and you hit your head on (insert hard surface) and pass out and no one finds you for days.
    Sounds like your usual Friday night hand-love sessons, Brush.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:11 AM   #13
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    I can not decide between option 4 and 7. Damn you Katie.
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    I voted as long as I bust, for teh lulz.

    In reality, as long as it is not boring, how can you go wrong?
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:12 AM   #15
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    Not a fan of any of the 'I'm a guy' options. May have to go with the trash cans.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:12 AM   #16
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    Also to give a facial is to say, "I love you" in Pornstar.
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    It's good if she doesn't press charges.
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    When she leaves right afterwards.
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    You would.
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    Sounds like your usual Friday night hand-love sessons, Brush.
    Is that why the weekends always seem to go by without me noticing?
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    I'm one of those lucky women that can have an orgasm during sex. So, basically I'm happy every time I get sum.
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