The Thread

[LadyMadonna68]

yeah im done pretending. im #allin for dave this tour.

[Funkhouser]

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

yeah im done pretending. im #allin for dave this tour.

[Arby]

Originally Posted by Funkhouser

will there be a DMB show in the same town as his wake?

#DMBVet

#Bartender4ourfallenWayne

[keithcoldroses]

Originally Posted by keithcoldroses

When you get a 34/40 on a math test, and you are automatically satisfied because your grade is two DMB songs.

Literally love DMB.

[YouNeverKnow25]

jesus fucking christ keith

[Arby]

Are you satisfied with fuck B?

[keithcoldroses]

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

jesus fucking christ keith

That test is still on my fridge bud

[keithcoldroses]

FYI is was p pissed IRL that I didn't get an A

[Arby]

Question for all:

What is the most trouble you've gotten in in middle or high school?

[YouNeverKnow25]

you should make that two separate questions arby, middle school trouble is different than high school trouble

[Funkhouser]

Originally Posted by Arby

Question for all:

What is the most trouble you've gotten in in middle or high school?

Underage drinking citation

#badass

[Arby]

Questions for all:

1 - What is the most trouble you've gotten in in middle school?
2 - What is the most trouble you've gotten in in high school?

[YouNeverKnow25]

middle school: I got in school suspension for two days because, in the lunchroom, I bounced a dime off the table just to see if I could catch it, but I did not catch it, it actually springboarded off the table and hit this dude in the head, and that dude thought this other guy threw it at him, so they fought viciously. after they got broken up by some teachers I was trying to play the peacekeeper and was like, "what are you guys even fighting for, I am the one that threw it. Isn't life funny? We should share a laugh." But the vice principal didn't see it that way and gave me ISS. I would have never, EVER stood for such an injustice but at the time I was just like, whatevs man I'll just pump some DMB in my contraband headphones.

high school: got in trouble for drinking several times, was always suspected of (but never actually caught) smoking bud, got in trouble at school because I skipped baseball preseason conditioning to go play basketball at the Y and some punkass rat snitched on me.

[LadyMadonna68]

Originally Posted by Funkhouser

oh christ

Originally Posted by keithcoldroses

Literally love DMB.

me too

Originally Posted by Arby

Questions for all:

1 - What is the most trouble you've gotten in in middle school?
2 - What is the most trouble you've gotten in in high school?

1. de-pantsing a kid and smoking a cigarette at the back of the bus. those actions happened consecutively. 2 weeks out of school suspension, then 6 weeks in school.
2. oh dear, i was booted out of a few so i mean, pick your poison. drunk at a baseball game, possession of ganja, etc

[LadyMadonna68]

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

middle school: I got in school suspension for two days because, in the lunchroom, I bounced a dime off the table just to see if I could catch it, but I did not catch it, it actually springboarded off the table and hit this dude in the head, and that dude thought this other guy threw it at him, so they fought viciously. after they got broken up by some teachers I was trying to play the peacekeeper and was like, "what are you guys even fighting for, I am the one that threw it. Isn't life funny? We should share a laugh." But the vice principal didn't see it that way and gave me ISS. I would have never, EVER stood for such an injustice but at the time I was just like, whatevs man I'll just pump some DMB in my contraband headphones.

high school: got in trouble for drinking several times, was always suspected of (but never actually caught) smoking bud, got in trouble at school because I skipped baseball preseason conditioning to go play basketball at the Y and some punkass rat snitched on me.

[YouNeverKnow25]

oh and I also failed art class because I simply would not go, and when I did go I would steadfastly refuse to do my daily sketchbook assignment

[YouNeverKnow25]

also failed art because I wouldn't stop picking on fred, who was a freshman (and totally a poser hardcore jnco-airwalk-wallet chain kid like 5 years after that was cool). he accused me of being dumb because of something I did on the first day of class (it definitely was dumb), so from that point on I made it a point to say the dumbest things I could think of to him, over and over, to try and drive him insane. "Fred Likes Bread" became the thing that just sent him off the deep-end, he basically pulled a nard-dog on the easels after I said it aloud like 45 times one day.

[Arby]

1 - got ISS twice but for the dumbest fucking reasons. 1 was chewing gum (sub teacher trying to flex, fucking honeycomb hairdo bitch). 2 was talking in the computer lab after being told like three times not to. That one was deserved I guess

2 - my friends and I were into videotaping random shit all the time in HS. We'd do dumb sketches or just tape anything really. We were in the car with it and happened to run into (not literally) a school bus of kids, so we followed it for a number of blocks making faces and shit at the kids in the back. This was a new post 9/11 world, so of course some parent saw and flipped a lid. I guess the next step for as was flying a plane into the bus?!!?!? fucking skank. we got called in individually to the principles and got grilled, but they soon found out we were in fact not terrorists but rather just kids doing dumb stuff. Who knew right?

so we really didnt get into real trouble, but that was the most attention I got from the school before. ahahah

[YouNeverKnow25]

bonus: I got in trouble in kindergarten because I won this award for best behaved in class that day that allowed me to wear a hat during school. the day I decided to cash in (charlotte hornets starter cap) happened to also be a computer lab day (oregon trail FTW). the computer lab bitch apparently didn't get the memo about the Best Behaved Kid Ever Award I'd won, so she tried to make me remove my cap, but keep dreamin' sister the hat stays on.

me and principal greene had a long discussion about that one, and I think in the end he agreed that I was correct

[space_raven]

Originally Posted by Arby

Questions for all:

1 - What is the most trouble you've gotten in in middle school?
2 - What is the most trouble you've gotten in in high school?

1. Breaking into lockers that were not mine. (police involved, nothing happened).
2. Starting a food fight. (a few days I.S.S., detentions, suspended from the days baseball game).

[Funkhouser]

Originally Posted by Arby

1 - got ISS twice but for the dumbest fucking reasons. 1 was chewing gum (sub teacher trying to flex, fucking honeycomb hairdo bitch). 2 was talking in the computer lab after being told like three times not to. That one was deserved I guess

2 - my friends and I were into videotaping random shit all the time in HS. We'd do dumb sketches or just tape anything really. We were in the car with it and happened to run into (not literally) a school bus of kids, so we followed it for a number of blocks making faces and shit at the kids in the back. This was a new post 9/11 world, so of course some parent saw and flipped a lid. I guess the next step for as was flying a plane into the bus?!!?!? fucking skank. we got called in individually to the principles and got grilled, but they soon found out we were in fact not terrorists but rather just kids doing dumb stuff. Who knew right?

so we really didnt get into real trouble, but that was the most attention I got from the school before. ahahah

Wow. BAD.ASS

[Arby]

Originally Posted by Funkhouser

Wow. BAD.ASS

I was a class clown, but never really a trouble maker. Sue me bro

[Funkhouser]

I needed a new cup for lacrosse and my brother was a senior at the time so got out of school earlier. My mom dropped the cup off to him and he was supposed to give it to me. He interrupted my English class, took the jock strap out of the package, and said I need to drop off this jock strap for my little brother. My teacher thought we were both in on it because I was a clown. So not only was I super embarrassed I also got dentition.

[LadyMadonna68]

keyz, periscope link?

[Funkhouser]

Detention*

[Funkhouser]

We went to a lot of the same shows, Madonna

[keithcoldroses]

[LadyMadonna68]

whoops

whatever though, never a bad time to sit back and look at your tour stats

[dmb9howell]

I love Dave Matthews.

[Arby]

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