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Old 07-08-2008, 03:20 PM   #1
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The Big Lebowski

I can't believe this movie doesn't have a thread! (if there is I apologize)

Such great story lines and memorable quotes. Easily in my top 3 for all-time comedy's. What do you think?

A few of my favorite lines:
The Dude: Racially he's pretty cool?

The Dude: Fuckin' A, man. I got a rash, man.

Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex?
The Dude: You mean coitus?

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  • Old 07-08-2008, 03:22 PM   #2
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    Re: The Big Lebowski

    I think there is a thread, just might be tough coming up with it due to the search function being about as useful as a 56k modem while watching streaming porn vids.

    Edit: Love this movie.
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    Old 07-08-2008, 03:24 PM   #3
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    Re: The Big Lebowski

    Dude: "Jesus..."
    Jesus: "You said it, man, nobody fucks with de Jesus".
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    Old 07-08-2008, 03:25 PM   #4
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    Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women.
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    this is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS
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    this is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS
    I thought it was find a stranger in the alps...
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    Old 07-08-2008, 03:30 PM   #7
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    Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women.


    fantastic..
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    Old 07-08-2008, 03:31 PM   #8
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    Re: The Big Lebowski

    The Dude: Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"?
    Maude Lebowski: Mmm.
    The Dude: That was me... and six other guys.
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    they may think they're in it to win it, but I'm pretty sure they're in it to be the Patriots' collective bitch.
    Brady is not going to let the crappier younger brother of Fat Forehead beat him in anything. Period.
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    I think there is a thread, just might be tough coming up with it due to the search function being about as useful as a 56k modem while watching streaming porn vids.

    Edit: Love this movie.
    maybe...i searched 3 times just to make sure....
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    Re: The Big Lebowski

    well... that's just like... your opinion... man.
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    "Careful, man, there's a beverage here!"
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    My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.
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    they may think they're in it to win it, but I'm pretty sure they're in it to be the Patriots' collective bitch.
    Brady is not going to let the crappier younger brother of Fat Forehead beat him in anything. Period.
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    it's my dirty laundry... the whites.
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    My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.
    What do you need that for, dude?
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    Your phone's ringing, dude.
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    Re: The Big Lebowski

    He fixes the cable...
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    He fixes the cable...
    It's those understated smart ass remarks that make this movie wonderful.
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    Nice marmot.
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    Calmer than you.

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    And dude, Chinamen is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please!

    Come on now, nothing is fucked here, Dude. You're being VERY UN-DUDE.

    Hell, I can get you a toenail by 3 o'clock this afternoon, right here, with nail polish.
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    They're gonna kill that poor woman!
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    And dude, Chinamen is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please!

    Come on now, nothing is fucked here, Dude. You're being VERY UN-DUDE.

    Hell, I can get you a toenail by 3 o'clock this afternoon, right here, with nail polish.
    I did not watch my buddies die face down in the mud....

    well, there's not a literal connection...
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    I love the dialogue in this movie so much. For example:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_2vl...eature=related
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    I love the dialogue in this movie so much. For example:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_2vl...eature=related
    I am the walrus
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    Look man, I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles!!
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    I love the whole scene when he brings the dog to the bowling alley.

    I'm not buying it a drink, its not taking your turn.

    Also,

    I told those fucks down at the league office I don't roll on Shabas!
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    Another classic. It was after watching this scene for the first time that I knew I was in store for something special.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1220b...eature=related
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    And a good day to you sir!
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    Probably my all time favorite line:

    Obviously you're not a golfer.



    Fuck, I could go on forever...I love this movie...
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