Most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

[chadizzy1]

I was on a road trip cross country and stopped in this small town in Arizona for gas. I was busy with my kids and finished getting gas and drove off. But I brought something with me. The gas nozzle and hose - ripped out of the pump. I drove back and returned it when I realized it 5 minutes later and told them I would pay for any damages and left my info but they never called. It was like 3 years ago so I guess it all worked out.

But now anytime I leave a gas pump I always look back before I put the car in drive to make sure the nozzle is put up.

[scrock25]

Been hospitalized for alcohol consumption... twice.

[M. Steng]

I've pooped my pants in public before, not a lot but definitely a situation where I've sorta did an internal "uh oh" and found the closets bathroom. Happens to the best of us.

[dpduke5173]

Originally Posted by M. Steng

I've pooped my pants in public before, not a lot but definitely a situation where I've sorta did an internal "uh oh" and found the closets bathroom. Happens to the best of us.

Same here. Sharted at a formal part at a country club in my teens. Ditched the boxers and went commando the rest of the night. My brother who was next to me noticed a small stain on the fancy chair so I ended up telling him later that night.

[jcc522]

your mom


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[CrashDMB237]

At the time? Finish about two seconds into sex with the first chick I was with coming out of a 5 year relationship. Felt like the end of days. Also took a digger while hammered at a pretty famous person's party. Sobered up very quickly after that.

In reality, doing one of those things where you surf on a stream of water that you see at amusement parks. Fell, knocked myself out and they had to shut down the whole ride out of fear I would drown.

[tyler3440]

Almost 15,000 post on ants

[dontdrink36]

Originally Posted by tyler3440

Almost 15,000 post on ants

Is it the number that's embarrassing or just the ones like this... http://antsmarching.org/forum/showpo...ostcount=54333

[tyler3440]

Originally Posted by dontdrink36

Is it the number that's embarrassing or just the ones like tbis... http://antsmarching.org/forum/showpo...ostcount=54333

It's the number

[dontdrink36]

Originally Posted by tyler3440

It's the number

Then why stay?

[chadizzy1]

Originally Posted by dontdrink36

Is it the number that's embarrassing or just the ones like tbis... http://antsmarching.org/forum/showpo...ostcount=54333

I was hoping this would be Tyler's post in this thread

[tyler3440]

Originally Posted by dontdrink36

Then why stay?

Because addiction is tough to overcome

[dontdrink36]

Originally Posted by tyler3440

Because addiction is tough to overcome

You're addicted to this site?

[tyler3440]

Originally Posted by dontdrink36

You're addicted to this site?

I'm addicted to posting

[justink]

Originally Posted by chadizzy1

I was on a road trip cross country and stopped in this small town in Arizona for gas. I was busy with my kids and finished getting gas and drove off. But I brought something with me. The gas nozzle and hose - ripped out of the pump. I drove back and returned it when I realized it 5 minutes later and told them I would pay for any damages and left my info but they never called. It was like 3 years ago so I guess it all worked out.

But now anytime I leave a gas pump I always look back before I put the car in drive to make sure the nozzle is put up.

I've done that. 16 hour shifts make your head off.

[scrock25]

Originally Posted by tyler3440

Almost 15,000 post on ants

Originally Posted by dontdrink36

Is it the number that's embarrassing or just the ones like this... http://antsmarching.org/forum/showpo...ostcount=54333

Originally Posted by tyler3440

It's the number

Originally Posted by dontdrink36

Then why stay?

Originally Posted by chadizzy1

I was hoping this would be Tyler's post in this thread

Originally Posted by tyler3440

Because addiction is tough to overcome

Originally Posted by dontdrink36

You're addicted to this site?

Originally Posted by tyler3440

I'm addicted to posting

JFC

[Drwbllz]

I puked on a girl in the middle of having sex in the bed my buddy's grandmother had died in. I had just gotten home from basic training/AIT so I hadn't had a drink for about 5 months. She was on top at first but I started to get the spins real bad. Now, I obviously also had not had sex for over 5 months, so rather than stop I rolled her over real smooth-like (I'm sure ) so I could be on top. Too late. Projectile vomited all over her tits, face and dead grandmommy's bed. THEN I ran to the bathroom down the hall that was directly at the top of the stairs and, for some reason, turned the light on and continued to puke in the sink as naked as the day I came into this world. I was snapped out of my blackout when I heard my buddy's mom ask if I was OK as she gazed in horror at what was transpiring from the bottom of the stairs.

1/10 situation; would not recommend. That being said, I hooked up with this chick several more times whenever I came home on leave. 8/10; would recommend.

[scrock25]

Amazing story drewballs, did laugh

[junior94]

Originally Posted by M. Steng

I've pooped my pants in public before, not a lot but definitely a situation where I've sorta did an internal "uh oh" and found the closets bathroom. Happens to the best of us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PseNrUeSmXk

[TheLastPig]

Tripped and fell while very wasted many times in college, two of those times, within a year I busted my chin and had to be taken to the emergency room to get stitches, I wear the scars with shame

[coldengrey12]

Walked into a street sign would have to be near the top of the list.

My friend knew I was gonna hit it, too, and didn't warn me. Prick.

[Drwbllz]

Originally Posted by scrock25

Amazing story drewballs, did laugh

I aim to please! The sad part is that I have been guilty of most of the other posters' most embarrassing moments so far. I don't drink anymore, so it's unlikely my shame will be added on to at this magnitude again. All I'm left with are great embarrassing stories...and lots and lots of shame.

[recentlyJTR41]

Originally Posted by Drwbllz

I puked on a girl in the middle of having sex in the bed my buddy's grandmother had died in. I had just gotten home from basic training/AIT so I hadn't had a drink for about 5 months. She was on top at first but I started to get the spins real bad. Now, I obviously also had not had sex for over 5 months, so rather than stop I rolled her over real smooth-like (I'm sure ) so I could be on top. Too late. Projectile vomited all over her tits, face and dead grandmommy's bed. THEN I ran to the bathroom down the hall that was directly at the top of the stairs and, for some reason, turned the light on and continued to puke in the sink as naked as the day I came into this world. I was snapped out of my blackout when I heard my buddy's mom ask if I was OK as she gazed in horror at what was transpiring from the bottom of the stairs.

1/10 situation; would not recommend. That being said, I hooked up with this chick several more times whenever I came home on leave. 8/10; would recommend.

I feel like I've read this before on this site in an "most drunk ever?" thread

[recentlyJTR41]

Getting caught sneaking out of a girls house and her dad shooting a shotgun in the air while I was in HS

[Drwbllz]

Originally Posted by recentlyJTR41

I feel like I've read this before on this site in an "most drunk ever?" thread

Hmmmm....it's possible. My post count low, so it shouldn't be too hard to find.

[recentlyJTR41]

Originally Posted by Drwbllz

Hmmmm....it's possible. My post count low, so it shouldn't be too hard to find.

It just sounds super familiar. Nothing wrong with that just wanted to comment lol

I've never had to puke during sexy time thankfully

[Drwbllz]

Originally Posted by recentlyJTR41

It just sounds super familiar. Nothing wrong with that just wanted to comment lol

I've never had to puke during sexy time thankfully

If the search function is working (lulz), I have never posted in a thread resembling that title. Could it be that there is a brother in vomit on these boards? If so, I hope he is retired as well.

[tyler3440]

Originally Posted by recentlyJTR41

Getting caught sneaking out of a girls house and her dad shooting a shotgun in the air while I was in HS

That's crazy as shit man. Like I get that he doesn't want some kids slong inside his daughter but to bring a gun out is fucking nuts.

[Foreverford05]

I always cut the net out of my swimtrunks because it's uncomfortable and just rock the commando. One time at the beach a year or 2 ago my wife and I were relaxing and unbeknownst to me I ripped the crotch seam out of said trunks. Must have been when I was sitting down because I didn't hear them rip. My wife was walking back to the chairs from the ocean to find me sprawled out, arms up sunbathing like a tourist would and started laughing at me, told me my bean bag was out for everyone to see. I covered up with a towel and bought another one from a sunsations up the street. Was embarrassed at how many parents of little kids probably walked by thinking how white trash, inbred asshole of a guy I was to just flaunt my sac around on a public beach.

[justink]

Originally Posted by Foreverford05

I always cut the net out of my swimtrunks because it's uncomfortable and just rock the commando. One time at the beach a year or 2 ago my wife and I were relaxing and unbeknownst to me I ripped the crotch seam out of said trunks. Must have been when I was sitting down because I didn't hear them rip. My wife was walking back to the chairs from the ocean to find me sprawled out, arms up sunbathing like a tourist would and started laughing at me, told me my bean bag was out for everyone to see. I covered up with a towel and bought another one from a sunsations up the street. Was embarrassed at how many parents of little kids probably walked by thinking how white trash, inbred asshole of a guy I was to just flaunt my sac around on a public beach.

That happened to me too. It was my entire length of inside seam on one leg up to the crotch. But it was tailgating at SPAC. Fuck it. Have another beer and enjoy the show.