I like how Existence answered. I'll follow suit. List is kinda silly though
1. You have a Firedancer sticker somewhere on that vehicle of yours. --
Yes
2. You have multiple versions of #41 in your music library. --
Yes
3. You’ve traveled to multiple states to see a show. --
Yes
4. You’ve been to the mecca: The Gorge. --
Yes
5. You roll your eyes at those who say their favorite song is Crash Into Me. --
Not really, people can like whatever they want
6. You have a DMB related tattoo. --
Nope
7. You truly believe Dave is the anointed one. --
what???
8. You are followed by one or more band members on Twitter. --
Not on Twitter either
9. You buy a poster at every concert you attend (or may not attend, you just dig the poster) --
Yes, only from concerts I attend
10. You know what “Davespeak” is. --
Yes
11. You’re a loyal Warehouse member. --
Yes
12. You can’t date someone unless they’re into Dave as much as you because they just wouldn’t understand. --
my wife is into DMB now but wasn't really when we started dating, and of the girlfriends I had before, zero were DMB fans
13. Plan vacation hours around Summer Tour Dates. --
I have in the past
14. You plan shows 5 months in advance. --
I have in the past
15. You have the famous “Dave poster” in your room. You know which one I’m talking about. --
No clue what the author is talking about
16. Just by hearing a certain version of a song you can name the year and at which venue it was played. --
In certain cases, yes I can
17. You “chase” rare songs and hyperventilate when you finally get one. --
yeah I'm aware what songs I haven't seen and I enjoy seeing them, hyperventilate? No, not at all
18. Call the opener. --
I do try to call the opener.
19. You know the significance of “y’all smell good this evening” --
yes (it means Dave can smell the weed)
20. Deer Creek will always be known as Deer Creek. --
That's what I call it, but I don't care.
21. You are unaware that there is any other music except for DMB. --
Of course I'm aware there is other music
22. You’ve only seen the episode of House where Dave guest stars. --
No, House is a great show and I've seen most of them
23. You name your pets after band members and song titles. --
No, my dog's name is Heisenberg
24. You shed a tear whenever you have to cut off a PIT bracelet. --
No, I hate shit on my wrists and am glad to get rid of them
25. You despise Jimi Thing. --
Eh, not really. Seen it at plenty of shows but it is a very good song
26. You’d rather be at a Dave show. --
Not neccesarily. Depends on what the alternative activity is
27. You are satisfied that I ended the list with #27. --
whatever