I've got time to kill so... why not....
1. You have a Firedancer sticker somewhere on that vehicle of yours. -- No
2. You have multiple versions of #41 in your music library. -- Yes
3. You’ve traveled to multiple states to see a show. -- No
4. You’ve been to the mecca: The Gorge. -- Yes, though I don't think it's "the mecca"
5. You roll your eyes at those who say their favorite song is Crash Into Me. -- No, that's ridiculous
6. You have a DMB related tattoo. -- No
7. You truly believe Dave is the anointed one. -- Not in the family
8. You are followed by one or more band members on Twitter. -- No, zero fucks
9. You buy a poster at every concert you attend (or may not attend, you just dig the poster) -- Nah
10. You know what “Davespeak” is. -- Yes
11. You’re a loyal Warehouse member. -- I mean I'm a member...loyal?
12. You can’t date someone unless they’re into Dave as much as you because they just wouldn’t understand. -- No, that's ridiculous
13. Plan vacation hours around Summer Tour Dates. -- No
14. You plan shows 5 months in advance. -- No
15. You have the famous “Dave poster” in your room. You know which one I’m talking about. -- I didn't know, obv not a fan
16. Just by hearing a certain version of a song you can name the year and at which venue it was played. -- Sometimes
17. You “chase” rare songs and hyperventilate when you finally get one. -- No, that's ridiculous
18. Call the opener. -- Try to
19. You know the significance of “y’all smell good this evening” -- Extremely significant
20. Deer Creek will always be known as Deer Creek. -- Sure?
21. You are unaware that there is any other music except for DMB. -- This is dumb
22. You’ve only seen the episode of House where Dave guest stars. -- Dave was on House?
23. You name your pets after band members and song titles. --No, that's ridiculous
24. You shed a tear whenever you have to cut off a PIT bracelet. -- Hell no, I'm old, prefer the seats
25. You despise Jimi Thing. -- Meh
26. You’d rather be at a Dave show. -- Well I'm at work so... yeah
27. You are satisfied that I ended the list with #27. -- No, that's ridiculous
That's like 9/27 or so? Oh well.