An open apology to Gorge N3 Pit People.

[tbernsen05]

Hey guys,
So I wasn't quite sure where to post this. I suppose I could've put it in the Gorge thread, but it doesn't seem like many people are frequenting there so....
Anyways, I'm here to apologize to anybody who was standing behind me in the pit on N3 of the Gorge.
As you probably know, the band decided that they wanted a picture with the crowd after the show so they lined up with their backs to us and took a picture. About the time Rapunzel was ending a girl came out of nowhere and asked me if she could sit on my shoulders for the picture. She was kinda short, so I didn't think much of it and let her. I thought I was being a nice guy until I started to think about the people who were behind me. They (along with myself) were certainly blocked from any shot. So I'm here to say I'm sorry. I probably should've apologized as soon as I realized my mistake, but I was a coward and didn't want to see your dirty looks.

If it makes you feel any better I will obviously not be in any picture either (assuming the band even does something with them.) On the bright side, we will know that we were under/behind the blonde girl sitting on that asshole's shoulders. I'd also like to mention that immediately after I let the girl down and she thanked me, I had a drumstick bounce out of my hands. Karma? Maybe. Somebody next to me got it so hopefully that pleases your soul.

I wasn't sure about doing this and most of you have probably already forgotten about it, but I wanted to apologize nonetheless.

I considered writing up a "missed connection" post for the blonde girl (You were blond and drunk. I was tall and had my head between your thighs.) but I decided this was more important.

Thanks for your time and I hope you accept my apology.

Tyler

[remaininlite]

I'm pretty sure no one cares. And if they do, they're dumb.

[socopithy]

Seriously, and how weak of you to run out from the woods to tell us this?

Was her muff warm on your neck? That's all anyone around here needs to here.

[space_raven]

That's some f'ed up stuff tbernsen05. You might not get into Heaven because of this stunt. Selfish. Selfish. Selfish.

[Jsc6545]

[tbernsen05]

Originally Posted by socopithy

Seriously, and how weak of you to run out from the woods to tell us this?

Was her muff warm on your neck? That's all anyone around here needs to here.

Just for the record this was a legitimate post. Sure, I tried to make it humorous, but after watching 2 grown men fight over a drumstick I realized that some people take this shit very seriously. I'm pretty sure you're joking, but I really wasn't expecting to field questions regarding vag temperature. I guess I should've known better. This is the internet after all.

[TwoStep2888]

I hope you go to jail.

[Balor3012]

Originally Posted by tbernsen05

Just for the record this was a legitimate post. Sure, I tried to make it humorous, but after watching 2 grown men fight over a drumstick I realized that some people take this shit very seriously. I'm pretty sure you're joking, but I really wasn't expecting to field questions regarding vag temperature. I guess I should've known better. This is the internet after all.

not really a joking matter tbh

[Zeus41]

Thank you for apologizing. You can make it up to me by paying for my trip to the Gorge next year

[socopithy]

Originally Posted by tbernsen05

Just for the record this was a legitimate post. Sure, I tried to make it humorous, but after watching 2 grown men fight over a drumstick I realized that some people take this shit very seriously. I'm pretty sure you're joking, but I really wasn't expecting to field questions regarding vag temperature. I guess I should've known better. This is the internet after all.

Originally Posted by luccic12

not really a joking matter tbh

He's right, I'm not joking at all.

Not to mention I've been sitting here for hours with a felt pen, waiting to take notes about moisture and fabric.

Can we do this before midnight?

[Julia Roberts]

Fuck you, Tyler

[dmbetc]

Did she even make it in the shot??

http://imgur.com/vAzsIzn

[dmbetc]

*oh yeah, she's that little blob on the right!*

[Julia Roberts]

Originally Posted by dmbetc

*oh yeah, she's that little blob on the right!*

That's Tim

[socopithy]

Originally Posted by Julia Roberts

That's Tim

Took me a second, but

[tbernsen05]

Originally Posted by dmbetc

Did she even make it in the shot??

http://imgur.com/vAzsIzn

Damn, I'm not sure. I was expecting a more detailed pic (at least color.) If she's there it would be somewhere around Boyd and Dave, but we were close enough that she might be blocked by one of their heads. Thanks for posting this by the way.

Also, I don't feel that bad anymore considering you can only make out a couple people in the crowd anyway.

[tbernsen05]

Originally Posted by Julia Roberts

Fuck you, Tyler

I said I was sorry...

[bartender_man]

Be interesting to see where this thread goes....

[bartender_man]

Originally Posted by tbernsen05

I said I was sorry...

I think Julia Roberts is just joking

[tbernsen05]

Originally Posted by bartender_man

Be interesting to see where this thread goes....

If it gets too big, I might have to change my name.

Originally Posted by bartender_man

I think Julia Roberts is just joking

I know. I was too. I just didn't do a very good job of it.

[ExistenceNow]

Not gonna lie, OP, that was some disappointing shit to read after seeing the thread title. I had high hopes for this thread. What I got was that you used the salad fork instead of the shrimp fork.

Would I have whipped a couple empty beer cans at the girl on your shoulders? Probably. But that's on me.

[tbernsen05]

Originally Posted by ExistenceNow

Not gonna lie, OP, that was some disappointing shit to read after seeing the thread title. I had high hopes for this thread. What I got was that you used the salad fork instead of the shrimp fork.

Would I have whipped a couple empty beer cans at the girl on your shoulders? Probably. But that's on me.

Just out of curiosity, what were you expecting? I know it wasn't that big of a deal, but I didn't want to leave anybody pissed off. Obviously, this was the wrong place to do it.

[Cozmic135]

I can't believe I just read through this whole thing. Was good for a couple

Originally Posted by dmbetc

Did she even make it in the shot??

http://imgur.com/vAzsIzn

Originally Posted by dmbetc

*oh yeah, she's that little blob on the right!*

Originally Posted by Julia Roberts

That's Tim

The above is by far the best exchange in here...

[laverwater]

I heard a chick took a deuce in the middle of the pit at Phish Dick's this weekend, maybe that type of apology is what Experience was expecting?

[TrippinNancies1]

There are too many dude-bro's on this site that would rather hyuck with their buddies and cyber chest-bump. A sincere post will never go well. Sorry OP.

[ExistenceNow]

What a dumb post. People are just giving him a hard time because he didn't do anything that warrants an apology.

[ExistenceNow]

Originally Posted by laverwater

I heard a chick took a deuce in the middle of the pit at Phish Dick's this weekend, maybe that type of apology is what Experience was expecting?

That would definitely warrant an apology.

I think that would scar me for life.

[Jake]

I thought Dave made an alter & was talking n2...


not what I was expecting.

[snow1868]

Originally Posted by laverwater

I heard a chick took a deuce in the middle of the pit at Phish Dick's this weekend, maybe that type of apology is what Experience was expecting?

How does this even happen? If I saw some chick assuming the deucing position I'd sure as hell say something and make enough commotion to get her to move onto the bathroom.

[ExistenceNow]

If I couldn't stop her in time, I'd definitely tip her over so she fell in it.