The Ship

[JoshW]

So, uh - guys. I got a promotion today.

The hours kind of suck, but the $5,000 /yr raise that comes with it is pretty sweet!

[Bohrman26]

Originally Posted by JoshW

You haven't answered the question yet!

Which was?

[JoshW]

Originally Posted by Bohrman26

Which was?

whether or not they licks ass. No mayo unless that question is answered.

[AllifromOhio]

Originally Posted by mbuttercup7

Oh shit Alli, he said your egg salad is dry.

He'd be the first.

[Bohrman26]

Originally Posted by JoshW

So, uh - guys. I got a promotion today.

The hours kind of suck, but the $5,000 /yr raise that comes with it is pretty sweet!

Hell yeah man! Congrats! That's bad ass.

[JoshW]

Originally Posted by Bohrman26

Hell yeah man! Congrats! That's bad ass.

Thanks.

[Bohrman26]

Originally Posted by JoshW

whether or not they licks ass. No mayo unless that question is answered.

Oh. You quoted me so I thought I had a question to answer.

Yeah if you're not licking an ass you cannot have mayo.

[Bohrman26]

Goin to the gym. Later y'all.

[JoshW]

Originally Posted by Bohrman26

Oh. You quoted me so I thought I had a question to answer.

Yeah if you're not licking an ass you cannot have mayo.

Yeah sorry I was continuing your statement, but yeah, all you gotta do is lick a little ass and you can have the mayo

[joshizzle3]

Fuck yeah josh!!!! Way to go man.

[JoshW]

Listening to a little Dashboard Confessional <--pretend that's a tear

[JoshW]

Originally Posted by joshizzle3

Fuck yeah josh!!!! Way to go man.

Thanks man! It's been a long time coming. I still have off for SPAC, don't worry.

[haybale97]

Originally Posted by Bohrman26

Oh. You quoted me so I thought I had a question to answer.

Yeah if you're not licking an ass you cannot have mayo.

You need some mayo with that ass?


That would make an interesting color indeed...

[joshizzle3]

Phew. See you soon. And haha hell yeah dashboard. Really underrated stuff among non teenage girls

[Balor3012]

Weird day

[JoshW]

Originally Posted by haybale97

You need some mayo with that ass?


That would make an interesting color indeed...

I believe that would fall under the Urban Dictionary definition of Santorum... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Santorum

[JoshW]

Originally Posted by joshizzle3

Phew. See you soon. And haha hell yeah dashboard. Really underrated stuff among non teenage girls

Yeah, it's actually really good. I'm breaking out all kinds of old stuff right now.

[joshizzle3]

Why don't you kill me, so I die happy </3

[joshizzle3]

Oh my god just saw a Bob Rohrman commercial on tv. My aunt give me a weird look when I burst out laughing. So so so funny

[davidw.]

Originally Posted by joshizzle3

Oh my god just saw a Bob Rohrman commercial on tv. My aunt give me a weird look when I burst out laughing. So so so funny

Seriously?


How's break going?

[JoshW]

Time to head home from work soon

[joshizzle3]

Originally Posted by davidw.

Seriously?


How's break going?

It's good. I love being in Chicago with my family, but I have five essays to write. Who gives that much homework over break??

New job title as well as more $$?

[davidw.]

Originally Posted by joshizzle3

It's good. I love being in Chicago with my family, but I have five essays to write. Who gives that much homework over break??

New job title as well as more $$?

Chicago is such a great place. What are you seeing while you're there?
5 essays is ridiculous. Are they all for one class?

[JoshW]

Originally Posted by joshizzle3

New job title as well as more $$?

Oh yes. New office, new dress requirements, higher level of support, and I pretty much only have to deal with doctors, no more nurses.

[joshizzle3]

I'm visiting my aunt and cousin in the city. Really just came for spring break. Today I met with a guy at a marketing firm to talk about maybe getting a summer job. Other than that, I don't have anything planned and have just enjoyed exploring.

And it's one big research paper for writing (which isn't that bad. It's gonna be like 20 pages, but I enjoy writing it), and three essays for my ethics and justice midterm, then one more e&j essay just for our weekly essay. Like... he didn't give us the week off from those, even though it's break and we have the midterm.

That sounds great. Congratulations man. You gotta dress up now?

[Balor3012]

Dashboard is what's good. Still listen to them every now and then.

[haybale97]

Five tests next week and I'm already over studying for them. Fuck this noise.

[haybale97]

Also, Josh, I like your new sig. It's nice to get the "I fucked a fatty" out of there.

[Balor3012]

I am drunk.

[Rodey]

Jizzed my pants.