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Old 10-12-2005, 12:44 PM   #31
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

Jon Corzine once attempted to use a young german girl as a sock puppet, and did not even have the courtesy to spit on her butthole.
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Doug Forrester had two illagitamate babies with his sister and blamed it on the dog.

    Jon Corzine punched a siamese twin in the necks just to watch their heads collide.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 12:50 PM   #33
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Doug Forrester thinks Hurricane Katrina "cleared out some of the riff-raff."
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    Old 10-12-2005, 12:51 PM   #34
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    Doug Forrester takes Cialis to the Prenatal Unit.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 12:55 PM   #35
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Jon Corzine hopes your baby is born retarded.

    Doug Forrester jacked off Pee Wee Herman.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 12:57 PM   #36
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Jon Corzine came in your nephew's hair and used it for conditioner.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 12:58 PM   #37
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Doug Forrester is a bad tipper.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 01:04 PM   #38
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    John Corzine eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast
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    Old 10-12-2005, 01:06 PM   #39
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    John Corzine has a copy of Machead and refuses to share it.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 01:09 PM   #40
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    Jon Corzine raped Briana Forrester and spawned who is now the Duchess of Cornwall.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 01:17 PM   #41
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Jon Corzine laughs at jokes involving FDR's polio.
    Doug Forrester once masturbated to Helen Keller.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 01:26 PM   #42
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    Jon Corzine kidnaps the Canadian elderly and performs digital rectal examination on them while hooking his finger in the process.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 01:28 PM   #43
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    Jon Corzine threatened to rip off a Little Leaguer's "Man Pleaser" and stick it into said Little Leaguer's "Cock Holster"
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    Old 10-12-2005, 01:31 PM   #44
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Doug Forrester once lip-synched to Ashlee Simpson.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 01:33 PM   #45
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    Doug Forrester pours water on little girls while they're sleep so he can "help them change."
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    Old 10-12-2005, 01:36 PM   #46
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    Jon Corzine and Doug Forrester made out together.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 01:41 PM   #47
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    Jon Corzine is the one that fucked the monkey that started AIDS.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 01:43 PM   #48
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    Jon Corzine created the feeling of something crawling down your ass crack.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 01:46 PM   #49
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    Doug Forrester Dutch Oven's his wife.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 01:52 PM   #50
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    Jon Corzine egged on Jayson Williams until he shot that limo driver.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 01:53 PM   #51
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    Doug Forrester wants to loosen enviromental laws in NJ.
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    John Corzine's real name is Seth Rabinowitz
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    John Corzine introduced Yoko Ono to John Lennon thus breaking up the Beatles
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    Doug Forrester batted .143 in the ALDS and left 8 men on base in game 5.
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Doug Forrester hid on Ashlee's bus on today's Dr. Phil and beat her with assorted medieval weaponry, including 2 feet of chain mail, before shooting her, proving Teresa's fears to be well-founded.
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    John Corzine leaked the LWS and also has MacHead in a safe hidden in the wall behind a painting of Doug Forrester.

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    Old 10-12-2005, 02:36 PM   #57
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    Doug Forrester started the great blizzard of 94
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    Old 10-12-2005, 02:43 PM   #58
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    "About a Boy" is a skewed potrayal of a relationship between Doug Forrester and an assortment of young boys that went missing in late 2001 and were later found disemboweled in the dense forest of Charlottesville. They're still looking for a second suspect.
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    Quote:
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    Doug Forrester fucked your mother.
    Your mother fucked Doug Forrester.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 02:46 PM   #60
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    Doug Forrester sleeps 8 hours a night. Well, I guess he's pretty average when it comes to that
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