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Old 01-07-2010, 08:40 AM   #1
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Reaquainting with Former Co-workers (MessedUpc)

So as I was getting ready to go to bed last night, I received the following text from a number which I have no contact data. I swear no texts have been altered at all.

12:06 a.m.

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Whats up bro? Wanna git tweaked up tonight and find some chicks to fuck?. Jack K.
So, I’m thinking this is some spam or whatever and reply.

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Sure.
Next text:

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Finally, someone wants to party. I have plenty of party supplies. Know any chicks who might be up for it? What do you think about getting callgirls?
Again, I’m thinking this is some spam or whatever and reply. This is at 12:29 a.m.

Quote:
Totally!
At this point, I’m literally crawling into bed, thinking the next text will be just Western Union x dollars and we can get this party started! You know, some scam or whatever this is will finally get to the punch line so to speak.

Next text:

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Are you being serious. I am stone cold serious even though it’s late. A teakin group fuck, what’s better, Roger?
Okay, shit just got real. How does this spammer know my name? Seriously, wtf?

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Who is this?
His replies:

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Jack Kent
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What?
My last text of the evening at exactly 12:30.

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I can’t gotta get up for werk tomorrowz. :/
I woke up to the following texts:

Quote:
ok. If u change your mind I will be up. My neighbor and his girlfriend are coming over. She is hot and a lot of fun to fuck. You two would probably cum a few times tgthr.
Quote:
Have you ever fucked on this stuff?
Quote:
Werk…just take the day off
Quote:
are u just saying wtf right now?
Final text last night coming at 1:02 a.m. amd reads…

Quote:
I’m not trying to be a jerk…I was just thinkin it might be a good time.
So this morning I’m waiting for the shuttle after the train, and this whole thing is just making me sure curious. So I text back at 8:46 this morning.

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I fell asleep but was like wtf. How do I know you? I switched phones and this number has not contact info.
Reply at 9:44 a.m.

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We used to work together…
Me:

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@ PWC
Him:

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yup
Me:

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Holy shit! What are you up to? How was last night? Lol
Him:

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I was up to a fuckin good time. Tweaked like a muthafucka. Had a 3 way with my neighbors. She came while I was eating her pussy. We fucked for 4 hours. Still tweakin…would love to stir up some trouble with u. Git you laid while yer tweakin porno sex.
Me (instinctively, yet mistakenly):

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Pics or it didn’t happen.
Him:

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I don’t have any – also shes not gonna be in play for a while. you know any chicks who might be into it? If not, we pick out a couple callgirls, my treat. I know you would get off on the mth and fucking combo, ay?
Next, I get an extremely graphic x rated picture, that literally almost made me throw up with the following message at 10:09 a.m.

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perfect recepticle for your nut Roger? One of my Hewitt buddies could round up pussies in no time…he might help us out. You game?
Wtf is going on? I recognize the name from PriceWaterhouseCoopers (PWC), but I worked there like 8 years ago. I worked at Hewitt even before that. What in the hell would make someone contact someone that you haven't seen or talked to in almost a decade about tweaking on meth (I assume that’s what mth meant in his one text) and group sex? I think I know who it is but I'm not even sure.

Another text before I could even get this posted:

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you think im trying to git down yer pants? Be honest. Are u cool with a call girl? You pick her out online, I pay. That way we don’t have to waste time chasing pussy. A few months ago I got a 19 yo Italian chick. She bounced and kept squeezing.
Anyone else have a former co-worker get back into touch with them in a similar manner or is this just the most fucked up thing ever?

There needs to be an app where you can not only delete someone else's contact info from your phone, but delete your contact info from theirs as well.
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  • Old 01-07-2010, 08:46 AM   #2
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    So, are you gonna do it?
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:46 AM   #3
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    That was amazing, and totally worth the read.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:47 AM   #4
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    This is why I moved out of Chicago.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:51 AM   #5
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    So, are you gonna do it?
    Uhm, no.

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    That was amazing, and totally worth the read.
    Right? Wtf??

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    This is why I moved out of Chicago.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:51 AM   #6
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    This is why I moved out of Chicago.
    This is why I'm going to Chicago in a few hours.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:54 AM   #7
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    This is why I'm going to Chicago in a few hours.
    I'd be more than willing to provide you this dude's number.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:56 AM   #8
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    I'd be more than willing to provide you this dude's number.
    Me first, please.
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    I thought he was a good looking guy
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:56 AM   #9
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    Step 1: Drop Purse
    Step 2: Be a Man
    Step 3: Get the party started!
    Step 4: Report back

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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:57 AM   #10
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:57 AM   #11
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    Here come the party people!
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:58 AM   #12
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    chance of a lifetime, go for it.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 09:00 AM   #13
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    Also, what is with the "my treat" on the call girl? Isn't that weird?

    "Hey, haven't seen you in while, let's get together over some call slam pieces and get re-acquainted!"
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    Also, can you get me a job at PWC?
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    Tweakin pussy yo
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    Also, what is with the "my treat" on the call girl? Isn't that weird?

    "Hey, haven't seen you in while, let's get together over some call slam pieces and get re-acquainted!"
    You should be flattered that he considered you since it's been so long!
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    Also, can you get me a job at PWC?
    No. I don't work there anymore and haven't for years. I left in November of 2002.
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    You should be flattered that he considered you since it's been so long!
    That had to have been him already tweakin and just going through his phone. Hell, I didn't even know I had a cell phone way back then.
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    Also, Roger, you passing up yet another chance for pussy just proves how much you love penis. Gov'nar.
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    Go for it
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    Get sum.
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    No. I don't work there anymore and haven't for years. I left in November of 2002.
    Can you re-friend this guy? That might work. Thanks!

    All jokes aside..party with this guy.
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    if not, pm, if not. get sum.
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    Hi, I'm here for the gang bang.
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    Oh my god.
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    get tweakin on that pussy already
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    the most an old co workers ever offered me is a positive professional reference... you must have made quite an impression on this fella for him to ring you for some dope & an orgy!

    You're awesome!
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    I think I'm speechless.

    Does this guy still work at PwC Chicago? We use consultants out of that office. They might know him.
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    Im shocked mdrums didnt start this thread.
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    I think I'm speechless.

    Does this guy still work at PwC Chicago? We use consultants out of that office. They might know him.
    I actually don't know. I suppose I could ask.

    Edit: I just texted you his real name. Be on the lookout.

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    Im shocked mdrums didnt start this thread.
    This story is true unlike his.

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