The Thread

[dmb9howell]

I chose to work an extra shift on Saturday just so I don't have to deal with any Halloween shat.

[Spell On Me]

Originally Posted by dmb9howell

Breakfast:

Apple cinn oatmeal
Sesame bagel with cream cheese
Couple slices of ham
Glass of OJ with one ice cube

Sounds yummy Howell.

I've been on a bagel with cream cheese and apple butter kick lately.

[AJF_41]

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

love how I come back for one day and inspire the best convo this thread has seen in months.

were you just sitting in your cube, reading the thread?


seems kind of pathetic

[dmb9howell]

Becs is like 11th on my murder list, but I've been stuck on #3 for almost 2 years now, so he's got some time (probably)

[hailtopitt]

can someone PLEASE put on another pot of coffee? i'm struggling over here

[Rebecca De Mornay]

Originally Posted by AJF_41

were you just sitting in your cube, reading the thread?


seems kind of pathetic

they patched up the leak.
raining p hard today tho, a little nervous.

[scrock25]

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

love how I come back for one day and inspire the best convo this thread has seen in months.

What a chooch.

[dmb9howell]

Originally Posted by Spell On Me

Sounds yummy Howell.

I've been on a bagel with cream cheese and apple butter kick lately.

I'm not sure I've ever tried AB

[space_raven]

Originally Posted by Spell On Me

Sounds yummy Howell.

I've been on a bagel with cream cheese and apple butter kick lately.

Apple butter is awesome.

Originally Posted by dmb9howell

Becs is like 11th on my murder list, but I've been stuck on #3 for almost 2 years now, so he's got some time (probably)

[Rebecca De Mornay]

I still don't know what I ever did to howell.

last time I even spoke directly to him I think we were planning a meat up for some 3 foot lobster roll and all you can eat soup and salad bar at the bull and claw.
how did I get from there to his murder list?

[YouNeverKnow25]

honestly everyone i've ever met is on my murder list it's just a matter of how far down

[hailtopitt]

Originally Posted by dmb9howell

I'm not sure I've ever tried AB

it's amazing

i actually just bought some last week at this local Farmer's market and their seasonal release was pumpkin butter

and oh christ is it good

[LadyMadonna68]

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

don't hate the player guys, hate the game. or hate nothing at all and be happy im here.

Originally Posted by AJF_41

were you just sitting in your cube, reading the thread?


seems kind of pathetic

Originally Posted by dmb9howell

Becs is like 11th on my murder list, but I've been stuck on #3 for almost 2 years now, so he's got some time (probably)

Originally Posted by hailtopitt

can someone PLEASE put on another pot of coffee? i'm struggling over here

just started the keurig

[hailtopitt]

thanks lady...i prefer a strong french press but i guess a keurig will do for now

[LadyMadonna68]

Oh fuck me it was a Campbell's chicken noodle k cup

[Keyz]

agree with Becs.

although the only bonus of Halloween is getting to eat any leftover candy that's just sitting around when you ignore the door for trick-or-treaters and eat it all yourself.

[Arby]

Originally Posted by AJF_41

were you just sitting in your cube, reading the thread?


seems kind of pathetic

Yea I was gonna say....

How would he know unless he was lurking.

[dmb9howell]

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

Oh fuck me it was a Campbell's chicken noodle k cup

They make those?

[Keyz]

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

Oh fuck me it was a Campbell's chicken noodle k cup

and he's not kidding about the French press either. the guy flaunts it to his DMB friends while camping in the middle of a soybean field in Indiana.

[hailtopitt]

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

Oh fuck me it was a Campbell's chicken noodle k cup

[LadyMadonna68]

Originally Posted by dmb9howell

They make those?

Yeah. I'd say in 2-4 years we'll be eating all our meals from a Keurig

[dmb9howell]

Guy came into the ER last night because he tried circumsizing his own penis with a box cutter. Girl he just started dating said she couldn't have sex with a man who was uncircumcised.

Let's just say it didn't go as planned, and he came through the door with his mother holding a dish rag around his cock and all I could hear was him yelling "Keep pressure on it Ma! Keep pressure on it Ma!

[Keyz]

Originally Posted by dmb9howell

Guy came into the ER last night because he tried circumsizing his own penis with a box cutter. Girl he just started dating said she couldn't have sex with a man who was uncircumcised.

Let's just say it didn't go as planned, and he came through the door with his mother holding a dish rag around his cock and all I could hear was him yelling "Keep pressure on it Ma! Keep pressure on it Ma!

IRL

[dmb9howell]

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

Yeah. I'd say in 2-4 years we'll be eating all our meals from a Keurig

Incredible. I knew the technology was there, I just figured the government would hold out on us longer than this.

[LadyMadonna68]

Originally Posted by dmb9howell

Guy came into the ER last night because he tried circumsizing his own penis with a box cutter. Girl he just started dating said she couldn't have sex with a man who was uncircumcised.

Let's just say it didn't go as planned, and he came through the door with his mother holding a dish rag around his cock and all I could hear was him yelling "Keep pressure on it Ma! Keep pressure on it Ma!

oh boy

[AJF_41]

Originally Posted by dmb9howell

Guy came into the ER last night because he tried circumsizing his own penis with a box cutter. Girl he just started dating said she couldn't have sex with a man who was uncircumcised.

Let's just say it didn't go as planned, and he came through the door with his mother holding a dish rag around his cock and all I could hear was him yelling "Keep pressure on it Ma! Keep pressure on it Ma!

sounds like my honeymoon

[dmb9howell]

Yea guys, it was wild. He won't be having sex for a while, but if he can go without masturbating for a month or so, it should heal up basically as good as new. Then he can look into actually getting circumcised. All he did was slice his dick open.

[dmb9howell]

Originally Posted by AJF_41

sounds like my honeymoon

[LadyMadonna68]

Originally Posted by AJF_41

sounds like my honeymoon

was hoping you'd come through with this

[Rebecca De Mornay]

Originally Posted by dmb9howell

Guy came into the ER last night because he tried circumsizing his own penis with a box cutter. Girl he just started dating said she couldn't have sex with a man who was uncircumcised.

Let's just say it didn't go as planned, and he came through the door with his mother holding a dish rag around his cock and all I could hear was him yelling "Keep pressure on it Ma! Keep pressure on it Ma!

classic