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Old 11-20-2014, 10:41 AM   #751
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    I have a story:

    Two weekends ago, we raked and cleared our lawn of leaves. I loaded up the garbage can and the recycling bin (like an asshole) in hopes that they would just take it and not ask any questions. So on garbage day, they emptied the garbage can but didn't empty the recycling bin. They left a note saying they don't take yard waste. I then (like an asshole) emptied all of the leaves from the recycling bin into the now empty garbage can since they clearly took it the last time and piled our normal garbage on top of it so it just looked like a normal full garbage can. Garbage day was yesterday and they took the normal garbage from inside the can but left all of the leaves and left another note saying they don't take yard waste. Aside from fucking the garbage men's mothers, pouring beer on their truck and backreading and dying, I believe my next move is to just dump all of the leaves onto my neighbors lawn in the dark of night (like an asshole). Thoughts?
    They don't have yard debris cans in NC?

    I have 4 total. 1 regular, 1 recycling and 2 yard debris.
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    Old 11-26-2014, 03:05 PM   #753
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    Well, how did it go?
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    Old 12-01-2014, 06:41 AM   #754
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    First trash day at the new house. Fingers crossed.
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    Old 12-01-2014, 08:16 AM   #755
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    I hope it goes poorly.
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    Old 12-01-2014, 08:34 AM   #756
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    You don't mean that.
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    Old 12-02-2014, 05:59 AM   #757
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    Trash day went well. Trash receptacles were left in their proper place.
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    Old 12-05-2014, 08:33 AM   #758
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    Second trash day went down without a hitch. I'm going to miss posting in here.
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    Old 02-12-2015, 11:40 AM   #759
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    Beefy, this you? (Trashcan mention around the 1:10 mark, but really... whole video is awesome).

    http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/02...-his-property/
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    Old 02-12-2015, 12:53 PM   #760
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    Wow, Gary was really pissed.
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    Old 02-12-2015, 01:43 PM   #761
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    Yup. I had a neighbor like that once. He was an old miserable bastard... he smoked like a fucking chimney but he would get pissed if I parked too far up IN MY DRIVEWAY b/c I would be under his window. So, when I started my car - a few fumes might creep in that window. He'd bitch at me 'I'M GONNA GET FUCKING CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING!'... all while having a cigarette in his hand. He had the balls to put up a sign on the property line that said "DO NOT PARK PAST THIS SIGN'. He challenged me to fight a few times. That almost came to fruition one time b/c he called my wife (then gf) a 'fucking whore' (she parked too far up the driveway)... guy was insane.
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    #TeamGary
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    Old 02-20-2015, 07:20 PM   #763
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    #TeamGary
    Dan is a RL troll, pushing Gary's buttons
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    Old 02-23-2015, 06:02 AM   #764
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    ZSoB can 100% attest to the fact that my trashcans DO NOT get moved.
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    Old 02-24-2015, 09:03 AM   #765
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    They do not.

    NOBODY DISPUTES THIS.
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    Old 03-25-2016, 11:02 AM   #766
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    Second trash day went down without a hitch. I'm going to miss posting in here.
    Over a year now in the new house with zero trash can moving incidents. Wonder how the occupants of my old house are dealing with this situation.
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    Old 03-25-2016, 02:27 PM   #767
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    You should follow up with them.
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    Re: Need Ant's help in effing with douchebag neighbor

    Some one give me a summery of what happend with the trash.
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    Old 03-25-2016, 03:02 PM   #769
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    Someone please give me a summery of what happend with the trash.
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    Old 03-25-2016, 03:05 PM   #770
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    Can someone please give me a summery of what happens with the trash. I'm too lazy to backread.
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    Old 03-25-2016, 03:06 PM   #771
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    It's worth the backread

    It's worth the backread

    It's worth the backread
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    Old 03-25-2016, 03:07 PM   #772
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    Lol sorry for the triple post my internet messed up.
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    Old 03-25-2016, 03:22 PM   #773
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    Wasn't this the thread that "backread then die" first made its appearance in?
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    Wasn't this the thread that "backread then die" first made its appearance in?
    Maybe you should back read then die
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    Old 03-27-2016, 03:55 PM   #775
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    I don't know if it was the *first* thread it made an appearance in, but was said in response to someone asking about back reading. No need to back read for me. I lived it when it was going on lol
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    Re: Need Ant's help in effing with douchebag neighbor

    This thread definitely popularized the saying...not sure I was the first to ever use it though.

    Also, not checking in with the owners of my old house. I'm pretty sure they hate me.
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    maybe bring your trash cans in before dark?

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    You son of a mother fucker
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    You son of a mother fucker
    yes. yes i am.
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    Old 05-22-2016, 08:08 AM   #780
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    what is it like to go through life a virgin? I know you've probably become accustomed to going home alone every night and getting your little bitch dick half hard looking at child-porn, fighting the urge to get on mirc to fish for pre-pubescent asian boy dirty-diaper nudes. However, its a new era in gay-twink fetish whoring. You can finally come out, go to your favorite gay bar, and get some bear to use your face as a urinal. Lap up that golden nectar faggot...you deserve it you dirty little bitch. See, next time you see some tall, muscular, affluent social giant like The Hustler, with a sea of 9's and 10's at his beck and call, you can relax and turn off the jealousy. Now shut the fuck up and never type any of your cock-fag, horseshit garbage in any thread on this forum. Daddy never loved you.
    holy shit.
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