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Old 01-07-2008, 05:45 PM   #1
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so, i'm 15 and like most 15 year olds, i wanna bang. but the 15 year girls are to shy to. how do get them to

alcohol has gotten me to 3rd but then one of my buddies cocked blocked before i could bring it home

any ideas? *prepares for dick in a box and dick on shoulder comments*
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  • Old 01-07-2008, 05:45 PM   #2
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    This is going to be a fun LONG thread!
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    Old 01-07-2008, 05:46 PM   #3
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    ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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    Old 01-07-2008, 05:46 PM   #4
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    if alcohol doesn't work you need to step up your game
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    Old 01-07-2008, 05:47 PM   #5
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    Posting on here is definitely a good start, you are definitely well on your way to being de-flowered.
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    Old 01-07-2008, 05:47 PM   #6
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    Keep doing what's working, get her drunk, and bring it home.
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    Old 01-07-2008, 05:47 PM   #7
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    put it in her ear.
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    Old 01-07-2008, 05:47 PM   #8
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    find an easier 15 year old
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    this thread is awesome. I miss being 15.
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    Old 01-07-2008, 05:48 PM   #10
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    if alcohol doesn't work you need to step up your game
    Yes. Threatening them helps too.
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    Old 01-07-2008, 05:48 PM   #11
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    Shouldn't be hard to do.

    I'm up for donating beer.
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    if alcohol doesn't work you need to step up your game

    had her naked then one of my friends comes in: "yo you got any frozen pizzas" i yelled check in the fucking freezer! she then began to explain how she had to go home or some bullshit
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    Smack the bitch. She'll like it.
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    Old 01-07-2008, 05:51 PM   #14
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    had her naked then one of my friends comes in: "yo you got any frozen pizzas" i yelled check in the fucking freezer! she then began to explain how she had to go home or some bullshit
    I can't tell you how many times that frozen pizza has come between me and getting some ass.
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    had her naked then one of my friends comes in: "yo you got any frozen pizzas" i yelled check in the fucking freezer! she then began to explain how she had to go home or some bullshit
    Oh jesus christ who takes their clothes off for a boy then changes her mind in the time it takes you to say check in the fucking freezer?

    Oh boy, you might be doomed.
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    If you have served woman alcohol and woman has gotten naked, yet will not engage in sex, woman is not intoxicated enough. Pour more alcohol down her throat and repeat.
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    Old 01-07-2008, 05:53 PM   #17
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    Oh jesus christ who takes their clothes off for a boy then changes her mind in the time it takes you to say check in the fucking freezer?

    Oh boy, you might be doomed.


    probably
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    Don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
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    im upset that no one has posted dick on her shoulder.
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    If you have served woman alcohol and woman has gotten naked, yet will not engage in sex, woman is not intoxicated enough. Pour more alcohol down her throat and repeat.
    Basically. If she calls you an asshole for getting her smashed then she deserved it because she took off her clothes and then denied you. Who does that. Make sure you take pictures and post them here.
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    FIFTEEN!??!?

    jesus christ, join a sports team. Avoid crazy bitches for as long as possible. Trust me, the second you start sticking it in chicks, they get exponentially crazier.
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    If you have served woman alcohol and woman has gotten naked, yet will not engage in sex, woman is not intoxicated enough. Pour more alcohol down her throat and repeat.
    so THAT'S why you wanted all that bacardi and vodka!!
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    FIFTEEN!??!?

    jesus christ, join a sports team. Avoid crazy bitches for as long as possible. Trust me, the second you start sticking it in chicks, they get exponentially crazier.
    Have sex, just don't have girlfriends til you're 30.
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    Old 01-07-2008, 05:58 PM   #24
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    Have sex, just don't have girlfriends til you're 30.
    Yeah. aka make sure you don't have sex with anyone you personally know/they know where you live.
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    jesus christ, join a sports team. Avoid crazy bitches for as long as possible. Trust me, the second you start sticking it in chicks, they get exponentially crazier.
    My thoughts exactly. I'll admit I was pretty naive but sex was the last thing on my mind at 15. I was too busy working and making money to spend.

    I mean I guess that's what I do now too, but...whatever. This obviously isn't the thread for me.
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    so THAT'S why you wanted all that bacardi and vodka!!
    I have my ways for dealing with obstinate women.


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    FIFTEEN!??!?

    jesus christ, join a sports team. Avoid crazy bitches for as long as possible. Trust me, the second you start sticking it in chicks, they get exponentially crazier.
    hes just trying to get laid
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    Yeah, it's dangerous, because some girls will track you down and cut it off if you don't call.
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    My thoughts exactly. I'll admit I was pretty naive but sex was the last thing on my mind at 15. I was too busy working and making money to spend.

    I mean I guess that's what I do now too, but...whatever. This obviously isn't the thread for me.
    Yeah no shit. 15!? I lost my v-card at 18 and I look back at THAT and it's young. Maybe it's different for dudes, but holy crap, if I was a guy and that age I'd be freaked out about the possibility of getting the chick preggers.
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    Oh, the Sylvester House be a-rockin' this semester.

    P.S. we gotta plan our date still. but I"LL bring the booze.
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    hes just trying to get laid
    soooo since you first got laid, you noticed women are more sane?
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    My thoughts exactly. but sex was the last thing on my mind at 15. I

    see what i'm dealing with?
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