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View Poll Results: What makes a good lay?
I'm a girl -- if he/she puts forth effort and mixes it up. 23 4.94%
I'm a girl -- if he/she gets me to O-Town, thats awesome. 12 2.58%
I'm a girl -- as long as I'm getting some, it's good. 4 0.86%
I'm a guy -- as long as I bust a nut. 63 13.52%
I'm a guy -- as long as she/he isn't boring. 209 44.85%
I'm a guy -- as long as she/he makes like a porn star. 51 10.94%
As long as he/she doesn't talk. 5 1.07%
I'm a virgin; I think getting laid would be excellent. 47 10.09%
I'm married, and therefore have as much sex as the virgins. 25 5.36%
Who stole my damn trash cans?? 27 5.79%
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Old 09-24-2009, 10:56 AM   #91
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Re: Define "Good Sex".

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I will have to say jeep sum is amazing, top down mid summer is dirty...

that's why jeepkid needs to trade in his stupid cheroke for a wrangler...
Oh, his Jeep is a Cherokee? That explains a lot.
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    Amazing. Less than an hour and nearly 100 posts. Ants love to get sum.
    I was wondering when you were going to show up.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:56 AM   #93
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    Unlike Chris Brush's manhood.
    Shouldn't you be jerking off to Dr. Cox pics or something?
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:57 AM   #94
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    Amazing. Less than an hour and nearly 100 posts. Ants love to get sum.
    Who doesn't like to get sum? Other than JeepKid.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:57 AM   #95
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    Amazing. Less than an hour and nearly 100 posts. Ants love to get sum.
    True.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:58 AM   #96
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    Who doesn't like to get sum? Other than JeepKid's "girlfriend".
    Fixed.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:59 AM   #97
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    Shouldn't you be jerking off to Dr. Cox pics or something?
    I jerk off ONTO a picture of Warren Haynes.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:59 AM   #98
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    Oh, his Jeep is a Cherokee? That explains a lot.
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    Fixed.
    Erik is on a roll.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:00 AM   #99
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    I jerk off ONTO a picture of Warren Haynes.
    Your avatar makes this disturbing


    But somehow logical
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:02 AM   #100
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    I jerk off ONTO a picture of Warren Haynes.
    Good for you?
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:02 AM   #101
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    Your avatar makes this disturbing


    But somehow logical
    Dude, even Jesus waxed His carrot every now and again.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:03 AM   #102
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    Dude, even Jesus waxed His carrot every now and again.
    I think I just found my new sig...
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:03 AM   #103
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    Dude, even Jesus waxed His carrot every now and again.
    That's logical.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:04 AM   #104
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    I jerk off ONTO a picture of Warren Haynes.
    You must have a lot of pictures of Warren Haynes
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:05 AM   #105
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    So the more excited the thread gets, the bigger it gets.


    no wonder Katie starts all the F threads
    I think this is some kind of slam/insult/way of you calling me a whore, but I'm not sure how.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:05 AM   #106
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    Erik is on a roll.
    I gotta say, Snuggies >>>>>>>>>>>> Wintersox.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:05 AM   #107
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    You must have a lot of pictures of Warren Haynes
    No, I use the same one over and over and over...
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:05 AM   #108
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    You must have a lot of pictures of Warren Haynes
    Nah, he just laminated one.

    EDIT: ^See?
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:07 AM   #109
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    Jake, can you please tell us what McWyffe posted and then deleted?
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:08 AM   #110
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    Lunch time, Skanks! You all better come up with good results for me to read when I get back.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:09 AM   #111
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    haha mr. brush, you get mad to easy, go think about your signature book and beat it to all of those...
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    Lunch time, Skanks! You all better come up with good results for me to read when I get back.
    Um, we'll try if you change your user title. Cuz you're in denial.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:12 AM   #113
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    Jake, can you please tell us what McWyffe posted and then deleted?
    it was the story of why i am still a virgin.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:13 AM   #114
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    haha mr. brush, you get mad to easy, go think about your signature book and beat it to all of those...
    I'm not mad at all.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:13 AM   #115
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    I think this is some kind of slam/insult/way of you calling me a whore, but I'm not sure how.
    Typical broad


    now iron my shirt!
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    if she lets you watch central park during sum.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:14 AM   #117
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    it was the story of why i am still a virgin.
    Sounds like a great Weird Al cover of DMB:

    "It's WHY I AM (still a virgin)."
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:14 AM   #118
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    Jake, can you please tell us what McWyffe posted and then deleted?
    It was about a member of your family
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    http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/456/nerdpornyy6.jpg
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:16 AM   #120
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    Typical broad


    now iron my shirt!
    How can she do that, cook and wash the dishs at the same time?
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