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Old 07-22-2009, 07:51 AM   #31
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Oh, it's obviously the HIV.
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    pour Xango juice on her
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:52 AM   #33
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    She`s got to be pregnant for sure,congrats Dad.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:52 AM   #34
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    Well then calm down, wait a few days or weeks and see if she's still in pain.
    Thanks, I'm trying but whenever I bring it up to her she almost gets mad that I'm almost believing her mother.. She says her moms just saying this so she can go to the doctor and not say "I haven't shit in a few days" almost like an excuse to go to the doctor..ugh idk
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:54 AM   #35
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    Thanks, I'm trying but whenever I bring it up to her she almost gets mad that I'm almost believing her mother.. She says her moms just saying this so she can go to the doctor and not say "I haven't shit in a few days" almost like an excuse to go to the doctor..ugh idk...
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:55 AM   #36
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    I don't know I'm just nervous ...the thought of somethin like that fuckin things up is scary and she doesn't want to go to the doctor because theres "no way she's goin to the doctor for a stomach ache"
    Then tell her took take some Tums, or Rolaids, or Mylanta.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:57 AM   #37
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    What happened when you piihb?
    Oh, you didn't try that?
    Well, there's your problem right there, son.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:57 AM   #38
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    Thanks, I'm trying but whenever I bring it up to her she almost gets mad that I'm almost believing her mother.. She says her moms just saying this so she can go to the doctor and not say "I haven't shit in a few days" almost like an excuse to go to the doctor..ugh idk
    so i'm guessing she wouldn't even take a pregnancy test just to be safe?
    she is probably not pregnant and you really don't need to worry, but try to get her to take a test just so you don't have to worry
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:57 AM   #39
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    Then tell her took take some Tums, or Rolaids, or Mylanta.
    Her dad was constipated once and she used something of his and went to the bathroom just fine a couple days ago...is that even a sign of pregnancy at all...not using the bathroom?
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:58 AM   #40
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    Woman don't shit when they are pregnant?

    And if she is on the pill, then you should be slaying her box like you're Zorro

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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:58 AM   #41
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    eat dem prunes... dude after a few pregnancy scares you will soon find out that not everything goes according to plan every month and that if you take the right steps (pill, condom, pull out) there is no way.. dude no way.. if shes on the pill takes it properly you use a condom and pull out.. no way that ... no way that.. no way that she will ever, ever, ever, ever get pregnant
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:58 AM   #42
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    If she does need to take a massive shit, be sure to take her up to jersey shore. Let her drop that duece on the beach.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:58 AM   #43
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    Her dad was constipated once and she used something of his and went to the bathroom just fine a couple days ago...is that even a sign of pregnancy at all...not using the bathroom?
    no i think frequent urination is though
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:59 AM   #44
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    did your mom say it was alright to use the internet?
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:59 AM   #45
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    Immaculate constipation?
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    Old 07-22-2009, 07:59 AM   #46
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    If she does need to take a massive shit, be sure to take her up to jersey shore. Let her drop that duece on the beach.
    People think they're walking on sand, but it's really petrified shit pellets. Trash.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:00 AM   #47
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    Her dad was constipated once and she used something of his and went to the bathroom just fine a couple days ago...is that even a sign of pregnancy at all...not using the bathroom?
    No. Don't worry about it, but to ease your mind, get a preg test.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:00 AM   #48
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    Ok the only thing that scared me was the condom falling off and going back on..lilke I said I didn't cum inside of her or anything...just being 19 and having that thought in your head is scary...thanks for the people who were serious
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:00 AM   #49
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    Immaculate constipation?
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:01 AM   #50
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    Just slip it in her butt to loosen things up back there.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:01 AM   #51
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    No. Don't worry about it, but to ease your mind, get a preg test.
    She won't want to...she's just gonna say "I'm not pregnant" and almost get like offended that I'm believing her mother...I know stupid but with somethings she's just so set in her ways
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:01 AM   #52
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    People think they're walking on sand, but it's really petrified shit pellets. Trash.
    Love the new avatar.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:01 AM   #53
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    Ok the only thing that scared me was the condom falling off and going back on..lilke I said I didn't cum inside of her or anything...just being 19 and having that thought in your head is scary...thanks for the people who were serious
    Pregnancy Rates

    Condom = 2%

    Pill = .03 %



    I think you are good
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:02 AM   #54
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    Pregnancy Rates

    Condom = 2%

    Pill = .03 %

    I think you are good
    Toss in "no ejaculation" also.
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    Wait can we slow down a second... can someone explain to me the association of constipation and pregnancy??


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    Pregnancy Rates

    Condom = 2%

    Pill = .03 %

    I think you are good
    whats pulling out?
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:03 AM   #57
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    19 years old, that's your explanation. Girl and mom sound like gems too.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:04 AM   #58
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    I really hope this is a joke,if not, I think you need to have another birds and the bees talk with some one in the know.
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    Wait can we slow down a second... can someone explain to me the association of constipation and pregnancy??


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    Progesterone slows the movement of food through the bowels, also later in pregnancy pressure on the woman's rectum also causes constipation.
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    I really hope this is a joke,if not, I think you need to have another birds and the bees talk with some one in the know.
    Like I already said...I'm pretty certain that she's not but the mere thought of pregnancy at age 19 is scary and I just wanted to make sure. I knew that the condom falling off and going back on was bad just didn't know how bad
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