11-03-2010, 07:33 AM
|
#712
|
Save_Us.Y2J
|
Re: I'm going to ruin Central Park for you.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ezhuks
I threw out all my Carter Beauford action figures!
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by JRS1386
I tweeted Dave and Stefan, hopefully they can help.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by jobiwan24
Found this on the web. Weird. Thanks OP.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by smokew11
I buried my copy in the jungle. Years from now, some beat up rich kid will find it at a construction site cuz he'll hear Carter's double-bass pumping from it...he'll open it up and play it, and the songs will come to life but in a negative way. The kid will disappear, but he'll eventually come back to rid the world of this poorly produced live album..he'll throw the album into deep, fast running water...but wait..right before the end credits, Carter's double bass will begin again, and the CD case will be half-sticking out of the sand on a beach, to be found and played again.
thanks op
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by scajfk926
I just listened to CP and was so upset by the clicking that I purchased a dog-shaped van, got robbed by an old lady, found a briefcase full of money at the airport, drove to Aspen on a moped with my best friend, spent the money in the briefcase while issuing a series of non-backed IOUs, gave my good friend diarrhea and was handcuffed to a bed at gunpoint with an attractive woman only to be rescued and find that she was already married. Thanks OP!
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by geoffc
Now the OP hates the internet, thanks OP.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by JCpatriot66
I was going to get sum, but clicked too early because of Central Park. Thanks, OP.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by halloween6
After the clicking noise was discovered, the sound engineer that worked on the Central Park concert was fired. That day he went home in a rage and beat his wife to a bloody pulp. She pressed charges and eventually divorced him and received full custody of their two beautiful children. He then had to move into a tiny apartment in a rough area of the city where he developed a nasty crack cocaine addiction. With no money he began to turn tricks in the men’s bathroom of Penn Station to support his crack problem. Early one morning strung out and tired he decided to walk through central park where he over heard two men talking about double clicking. Paranoid he immediately assumed they were ridiculing the Dave Matthews Central Park Concert audio problems. In a blind rage he ran out of the park screaming hysterically “I can’t take it anymore!” little did he know the two men were actually talking about how to navigate through their company’s website. Meanwhile the man ran back to his run down apart took out the 9mm handgun he bought just a week prior. He put the tip of the gun next to his temple, his hand shaking and tears running down his face, he slowly began to squeeze the trigger.The last words the left his mouth before the gun went off in a sarcastic tone…were….. “Thanks OP”.
Thanks OP!
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by JMcCartyFBI
Jay Z:
If you're havin' drum problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a click ain't one
Hit me
|
Epic.
</thread>
Quote:
Originally Posted by Moose Thompson
Just the tip? Just for a second?
|
Just to see how it feels.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
Why the spike in candy consumption?
|
|
|
|