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Old 01-22-2009, 11:47 AM   #1
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would you do her? (handless/feetlessC)

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^despite her losing her hands and her feet, would you do this miss world finalist?
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    Re: would you do her? (handless/feetlessC)

    Sure.
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    Re: would you do her? (handless/feetlessC)

    A man is walking along a beach and sees a girl with no arms and no legs lying in the sand crying. He stops to ask her why she is crying, and she responds "because I've never been hugged." So he hugs her, she is happy, and he goes on his way.

    The next day, the man is walking along the beach and sees the same girl lying in the sand crying. He again stops to ask why she is crying, and she responds "because I've never been kissed." So he kisses her, she is again happy, and he again goes on his way.

    The next day, the man is walking along the beach and sees the girl once more crying in the sand. He again stops to ask why she is crying, and she responds "because I've never been fucked." So he picks her up, tosses her into the ocean, and calls out to her "there, now you're fucked!"
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    yes.
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    Would it better if she had no hands at all?
    Would she have hooks?
    Do HOOKS make it more attractive, Jerry?
    ....Kinda cool lookin'.
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    Would it better if she had no hands at all?
    Would she have hooks?
    Do HOOKS make it more attractive, Jerry?
    ....Kinda cool lookin'.
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    Would it better if she had no hands at all?
    Would she have hooks?
    Do HOOKS make it more attractive, Jerry?
    ....Kinda cool lookin'.
    Kramer's shoehorn hands are the best.
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    Re: would you do her? (handless/feetlessC)

    I once hooked up with a one-armed girl. Thing was I didn't even know until I took off her shirt. Let me tell you something...when you take off a chick's shirt and you notice for the first time she's an arm short of a pair...things change...quickly.
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    Old 01-22-2009, 11:56 AM   #9
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    I once hooked up with a one-armed girl. Thing was I didn't even know until I took off her shirt. Let me tell you something...when you take off a chick's shirt and you notice for the first time she's an arm short of a pair...things change...quickly.
    Isn't that something you tell someone before you get to the "taking off the shirt" stage? I mean, at least mention it.
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    Isn't that something you tell someone before you get to the "taking off the shirt" stage? I mean, at least mention it.
    Also how did he not notice? That confuses me.
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    Also how did he not notice? That confuses me.
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    Old 01-22-2009, 11:58 AM   #12
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    I once hooked up with a one-armed girl. Thing was I didn't even know until I took off her shirt. Let me tell you something...when you take off a chick's shirt and you notice for the first time she's an arm short of a pair...things change...quickly.
    How could you not know that she didn't have two arms? Did she have a fake arm, where you really drunk? I need some clarification on this event.
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    Old 01-22-2009, 11:59 AM   #13
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    Isn't that something you tell someone before you get to the "taking off the shirt" stage? I mean, at least mention it.
    I think she assumed that I knew...lshe had the nub to her elbow. But it was winter and so I honestly didn't know until that time. We danced, ate food at her place, made out...still no idea. None of my friends I was with when I met her knew either. She had a sweater on. I remember that moment like it was yesterday.
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    Well what happened next?
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    Also how did he not notice? That confuses me.
    No kidding. An arm is kind of hard to miss. Did she just keep leaning away from him the entire evening?
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    No kidding. An arm is kind of hard to miss. Did she just keep leaning away from him the entire evening?
    I need to hear the whole story, with every single detail included. This is fascinating to me.
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    I need to hear the whole story, with every single detail included. This is fascinating to me.
    Completely agreed.
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    Well what happened next?
    This was in Ann Arbor by the way. After the shock set in I sort of "slowed" things down a bit and eventually we went to bed and I left early the next morning.

    Like I said I had met her that night (at the Nectarine in Ann Arbor if that rings a bell to anyone) and she hung out with my group of guys. No one knew. Gets better...after my sudden change of emotions she came to my work the next day and questioned my sudden weird behavior and why I left. I was admittedly kind of drunk that night but not that drunk. It was now 6am when we went to bed and I hadn't drank in a couple of hours. When she came into my work at noon I still couldn't tell, nor could anyone else in the office. I told the story and everyone was like holy shit.

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    I think she assumed that I knew...lshe had the nub to her elbow. But it was winter and so I honestly didn't know until that time. We danced, ate food at her place, made out...still no idea. None of my friends I was with when I met her knew either. She had a sweater on. I remember that moment like it was yesterday.
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    How can you not notice two hands or lack of one?
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    This was in Ann Arbor by the way. After the shock set in I sort of "slowed" things down a bit and eventually we went to bed and I left early the next morning.

    Like I said I had met her that night (at the Nectarine in Ann Arbor if that rings a bell to anyone) and she hung out with my group of guys. No one knew. Gets better...after my sudden change of emotions she came to my work the next day and questioned my sudden weird behavior and why I left. I was admittedly kind of drunk that night but not that drunk. It was now 6am when we went to bed and I hadn't drank in a couple of hours. When she came into my work at noon I still couldn't tell, nor could anyone else in the office. I told the story and everyone was like holy shit.
    Hmm. Ever see her again? Do you think she really knew why you left?
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    How can you not notice two hands or lack of one?
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    Hmm. Ever see her again? Do you think she really knew why you left?
    He said she was armless, not stupid.
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    How can you not notice two hands or lack of one?
    Dark club, some drinks, long sleeve girl sweater thing over a dress, and I wasn't staring at her hands. This girl was NOT a beer goggle case. She was HOT. In fact after we had talked for a while we kind of seperated and I didn't see her again until the club was closing and she found me and asked me if I wanted to go back to her place for some food. I and everyone I was with was like...major score Ryan!! And this was after the club lights came on full blast. I kid you not...we actually walked the few blocks back to her place hand in hand.
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    I think she assumed that I knew...lshe had the nub to her elbow. But it was winter and so I honestly didn't know until that time. We danced, ate food at her place, made out...still no idea. None of my friends I was with when I met her knew either. She had a sweater on. I remember that moment like it was yesterday.
    Did she give you a nubby?
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    Dark club, some drinks, long sleeve girl sweater thing over a dress, and I wasn't staring at her hands. This girl was NOT a beer goggle case. She was HOT. In fact after we had talked for a while we kind of seperated and I didn't see her again until the club was closing and she found me and asked me if I wanted to go back to her place for some food. I and everyone I was with was like...major score Ryan!! And this was after the club lights came on full blast. I kid you not...we actually walked the few blocks back to her place hand in hand.
    AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Wait, so did you just take off her shirt, freak out, and leave? or what?!
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    Just as long as she was comfortable with herself, and she was down.

    I'd hit it...a few times.
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    Re: would you do her? (handless/feetlessC)

    hey, as long as she has a vag, its all good. Plus, she is missing her hands and feet, she could easily get hooks or synthetic hands and feet. It's not like she's missing arms and legs.
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