Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

**FunkyTeaParty** · 10-12-2005, 02:12 PM

In this year's race for New Jersey Governor the ads that have been running on TV have been ridiculous in their mud-slinging.

What is being implied and in some instance flat out stated in these adds is that Jon Corzine is in cahoots with our corrupt, butt-slamming ex-Governor McGreevey and Doug Forrester is in cahoots with our big business cock slurping president.

My roommate and I have been having alot of fun with these adds thinking of terrible things to say about the candidates and doing them in the voice of the commericals' narrator. We have been cracking each other up. I was hoping in the spirit of mean-spirited politics if you guys care to join in our game.

For example:

"Doug Forrester was in favor of 9/11."

"Jon Corzine would slap your grandmother out of her wheelchair."

"Doug Forrester thinks Sinbad is funny."

"Jon Corzine keeps an 11-year old Korean boy in his basement for sex."

brendangen412 · 10-12-2005, 02:15 PM

Jon Corzine aborts women in back alleys, and then drinks their fetuses and wears their placenta as yamakas

nonewdirections · 10-12-2005, 02:16 PM

John Corzine doesn't wash his underwear.

Doug Forrester steals change from homeless people.

cbsauder · 10-12-2005, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brendangen412

Jon Corzine aborts women in back alleys, and then drinks their fetuses and wears their placenta as yamakas

man i'm glad i dont have to make a decision to vote or not to vote for this guy.

Sonix Blastors · 10-12-2005, 02:22 PM

John Corzine has mud butt

nonewdirections · 10-12-2005, 02:24 PM

Doug Forrester thinks babies are stupid ... oh wait, no, that's me.

41ravens · 10-12-2005, 02:28 PM

Jon Corzine would take Doug's mother, Dorothy Forrester, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

SideshowRob · 10-12-2005, 02:31 PM

John Corzine doesnt wipe properly

Sonix Blastors · 10-12-2005, 02:32 PM

John Corzine would not vote for you

GOB_ · 10-12-2005, 02:43 PM

Jon Corzine sharts when spoken to.

Hudak-Budak · 10-12-2005, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GOB_

Jon Corzine sharts when spoken to.

I was on the phone with the Ohio Department of Transportation when I read that and started laughing. Thanks.

FACHEBLOOTZ · 10-12-2005, 03:03 PM

Jon Corzine molests his family's pet

Doug Forester calls hoagies, grinders.....

**FunkyTeaParty** · 10-12-2005, 03:14 PM

Jon Corzine combs his ass hair all the way up his back to cover his bald spot.

brendangen412 · 10-12-2005, 03:15 PM

Doug Forrester once ate the Bible while water skiing

nonewdirections · 10-12-2005, 03:17 PM

Doug Forrester fucked your mother.

brendangen412 · 10-12-2005, 03:18 PM

Jon Corzine date raped David Bowie

brendangen412 · 10-12-2005, 03:19 PM

Corzine hates Mexicans! And he is half Mexican! And he hates irony!

Sonix Blastors · 10-12-2005, 03:22 PM

John Corzine invented the question mark.

John Corzine coined the term "Pardon my French."

**FunkyTeaParty** · 10-12-2005, 03:23 PM

Jon Corzine wears Jim McGreevey's ass as a hat.

FACHEBLOOTZ · 10-12-2005, 03:23 PM

Some of these are good, I could keep this up all day.....

Doug Forester likes dry humping blind midgets.

brendangen412 · 10-12-2005, 03:25 PM

Jon Corzine sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards

Sonix Blastors · 10-12-2005, 03:27 PM

John Corzine takes a penny but never leaves a penny.

GOB_ · 10-12-2005, 03:29 PM

Doug Forrester? And you thought McGreevey was gay?

**FunkyTeaParty** · 10-12-2005, 03:30 PM

Doug Forrester picks all the chicken out of the chicken and broccoli at the Chinese buffet.

Sonix Blastors · 10-12-2005, 03:31 PM

John Corzine shot a dead pit bull in the face

John Corzine shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

brendangen412 · 10-12-2005, 03:33 PM

Jon Corzine hates puppies

brendangen412 · 10-12-2005, 03:33 PM

Doug Forrester thought that OJ was not guilty

FACHEBLOOTZ · 10-12-2005, 03:35 PM

John Corzine once slapped a baby in the face and pissed on the mom

Doug Forester was caught exposing himself in front of an old folks home.

brendangen412 · 10-12-2005, 03:37 PM

Jon Corzine eats the last slice of pizza, everytime

Doug Forrester lies to Girl Scouts and tells them he already bought some cookies.

Jon Corzine thought Glen Ballard is the greatest producer of our time

Doug Forrester's favorite episode of Full House is when Stephanie gets pressured to smoke.

**FunkyTeaParty** · 10-12-2005, 03:42 PM

Jon Corzine pulled some strings and got Ashlee Simpson another appearance on SNL.

Doug Forrester was responsible for the cancellation of Family Guy.

10-12-2005, 02:12 PM	#1
FunkyTeaParty AM.org Moderator Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Cranford, NJ Posts: 10,842	Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans In this year's race for New Jersey Governor the ads that have been running on TV have been ridiculous in their mud-slinging. What is being implied and in some instance flat out stated in these adds is that Jon Corzine is in cahoots with our corrupt, butt-slamming ex-Governor McGreevey and Doug Forrester is in cahoots with our big business cock slurping president. My roommate and I have been having alot of fun with these adds thinking of terrible things to say about the candidates and doing them in the voice of the commericals' narrator. We have been cracking each other up. I was hoping in the spirit of mean-spirited politics if you guys care to join in our game. For example: "Doug Forrester was in favor of 9/11." "Jon Corzine would slap your grandmother out of her wheelchair." "Doug Forrester thinks Sinbad is funny." "Jon Corzine keeps an 11-year old Korean boy in his basement for sex."

10-12-2005, 02:15 PM	#2
brendangen412 Plumbing Joe Join Date: May 2004 Location: Providence Posts: 8,620	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans Jon Corzine aborts women in back alleys, and then drinks their fetuses and wears their placenta as yamakas __________________ Do Me for Fenton http://rateyourmusic.com/~brendangen Giants 5-1 Sweeping the Ghettos of DMBc

10-12-2005, 02:16 PM	#3
nonewdirections black foliage Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,697	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans John Corzine doesn't wash his underwear. Doug Forrester steals change from homeless people.

10-12-2005, 02:22 PM	#5
Sonix Blastors Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 2,113	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans John Corzine has mud butt

10-12-2005, 02:24 PM	#6
nonewdirections black foliage Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,697	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans Doug Forrester thinks babies are stupid ... oh wait, no, that's me.

10-12-2005, 02:28 PM	#7
41ravens Go Cats Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,941	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans Jon Corzine would take Doug's mother, Dorothy Forrester, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again. __________________ Adam Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag.

10-12-2005, 02:31 PM	#8
SideshowRob Santa Hat 365 Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,883	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans John Corzine doesnt wipe properly __________________ -Rob The Power of 43 LETS GO SHARKS

10-12-2005, 02:32 PM	#9
Sonix Blastors Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 2,113	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans John Corzine would not vote for you

10-12-2005, 02:43 PM	#10
GOB_ Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,200	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans Jon Corzine sharts when spoken to. __________________ ~ Steve

10-12-2005, 03:03 PM	#12
FACHEBLOOTZ Cracker-Ass-Cracker Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,918	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans Jon Corzine molests his family's pet Doug Forester calls hoagies, grinders.....

10-12-2005, 03:14 PM	#13
FunkyTeaParty AM.org Moderator Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Cranford, NJ Posts: 10,842	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans Jon Corzine combs his ass hair all the way up his back to cover his bald spot.

10-12-2005, 03:15 PM	#14
brendangen412 Plumbing Joe Join Date: May 2004 Location: Providence Posts: 8,620	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans Doug Forrester once ate the Bible while water skiing __________________ Do Me for Fenton http://rateyourmusic.com/~brendangen Giants 5-1 Sweeping the Ghettos of DMBc

10-12-2005, 03:17 PM	#15
nonewdirections black foliage Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,697	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans Doug Forrester fucked your mother.

10-12-2005, 03:18 PM	#16
brendangen412 Plumbing Joe Join Date: May 2004 Location: Providence Posts: 8,620	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans Jon Corzine date raped David Bowie __________________ Do Me for Fenton http://rateyourmusic.com/~brendangen Giants 5-1 Sweeping the Ghettos of DMBc

10-12-2005, 03:19 PM	#17
brendangen412 Plumbing Joe Join Date: May 2004 Location: Providence Posts: 8,620	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans Corzine hates Mexicans! And he is half Mexican! And he hates irony! __________________ Do Me for Fenton http://rateyourmusic.com/~brendangen Giants 5-1 Sweeping the Ghettos of DMBc

10-12-2005, 03:22 PM	#18
Sonix Blastors Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 2,113	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans John Corzine invented the question mark. John Corzine coined the term "Pardon my French."

10-12-2005, 03:23 PM	#19
FunkyTeaParty AM.org Moderator Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Cranford, NJ Posts: 10,842	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans Jon Corzine wears Jim McGreevey's ass as a hat.

10-12-2005, 03:25 PM	#21
brendangen412 Plumbing Joe Join Date: May 2004 Location: Providence Posts: 8,620	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans Jon Corzine sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards __________________ Do Me for Fenton http://rateyourmusic.com/~brendangen Giants 5-1 Sweeping the Ghettos of DMBc

10-12-2005, 03:27 PM	#22
Sonix Blastors Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 2,113	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans John Corzine takes a penny but never leaves a penny.

10-12-2005, 03:29 PM	#23
GOB_ Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,200	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans Doug Forrester? And you thought McGreevey was gay? __________________ ~ Steve

10-12-2005, 03:30 PM	#24
FunkyTeaParty AM.org Moderator Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Cranford, NJ Posts: 10,842	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans Doug Forrester picks all the chicken out of the chicken and broccoli at the Chinese buffet.

10-12-2005, 03:31 PM	#25
Sonix Blastors Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 2,113	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans John Corzine shot a dead pit bull in the face John Corzine shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

10-12-2005, 03:33 PM	#26
brendangen412 Plumbing Joe Join Date: May 2004 Location: Providence Posts: 8,620	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans Jon Corzine hates puppies __________________ Do Me for Fenton http://rateyourmusic.com/~brendangen Giants 5-1 Sweeping the Ghettos of DMBc

10-12-2005, 03:35 PM	#28
FACHEBLOOTZ Cracker-Ass-Cracker Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,918	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans John Corzine once slapped a baby in the face and pissed on the mom Doug Forester was caught exposing himself in front of an old folks home.

10-12-2005, 03:37 PM	#29
brendangen412 Plumbing Joe Join Date: May 2004 Location: Providence Posts: 8,620	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans Jon Corzine eats the last slice of pizza, everytime Doug Forrester lies to Girl Scouts and tells them he already bought some cookies. Jon Corzine thought Glen Ballard is the greatest producer of our time Doug Forrester's favorite episode of Full House is when Stephanie gets pressured to smoke. __________________ Do Me for Fenton http://rateyourmusic.com/~brendangen Giants 5-1 Sweeping the Ghettos of DMBc

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10-12-2005, 03:42 PM	#30
FunkyTeaParty AM.org Moderator Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Cranford, NJ Posts: 10,842	Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans Jon Corzine pulled some strings and got Ashlee Simpson another appearance on SNL. Doug Forrester was responsible for the cancellation of Family Guy.

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