Dear (Insert Name/Thing):

rick8285 · 07-20-2006, 11:51 PM

Letters to whoever deserves it. Write a letter to someone who you think needs to be told something important. I got this idea from a response I posted.

Dear Stuart Scott,
Please fix your eye or at least stop saying Booyah.

Thanks,
Patrick

rick8285 · 07-20-2006, 11:53 PM

Dear Kobe,
Stop trying to be Jordan. Be a team player. Then you'll be more like Mike.

Thanks,
Patrick

TempHelpNeeded · 07-20-2006, 11:55 PM

I like the boo-yah! Boooo to this!!!

kydmb99 · 07-21-2006, 12:01 AM

Dear Kofi Annan,

Go home.

kmny04 · 07-21-2006, 12:11 AM

Dear Hezbollah,

Stop trying to beat up Israel. You know they'll just kick your ass.

Thanks.

-Kate

d+ter · 07-21-2006, 12:12 AM

Dear Patrick,

Cool thread idea.

More later.

-Russ

smeritt · 07-21-2006, 12:13 AM

Dear Middle East,

Blow each other up so we dont have to deal with you.

-Sean

TempHelpNeeded · 07-21-2006, 12:14 AM

Dear Greg,

Remember your lunch tomorrow.

-Greg

Prez · 07-21-2006, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rick8285

Letters to whoever deserves it. Write a letter to someone who you think needs to be told something important. I got this idea from a response I posted.

Dear Stuart Scott,
Please fix your eye or at least stop saying Booyah.

Thanks,
Patrick

Just to let you know, he's tried to fix his eye.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuart_Scott
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/_stor...5-28-scott.htm

Quote:

Stuart Scott was injured on April 3, 2002, at the New York Jets training camp while reporting for ESPN when a football hit him in the left eye, requiring him to undergo cornea surgery.

smeritt · 07-21-2006, 12:17 AM

Dear Greg,

Dont forget your lunch tommorow

- Sean

TempHelpNeeded · 07-21-2006, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smeritt

Dear Greg,

Dont forget your lunch tommorow

- Sean

Hahaha. Thank you.

Tomriddle · 07-21-2006, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kydmb99

Dear Kofi Annan,

Go home.

Dear Kofi Annan,

I've got much more fucking power than you

Sincerely,
A milkman

[DMB]TheGurl · 07-21-2006, 12:23 AM

Dear Greg
Don't forget to give your Mom a kiss before you go to work

Elle

mr.MikeD · 07-21-2006, 12:24 AM

Dear airline.

thank you for delaying flights, so i have to pick someone up at the
airport at 1am

mike.

TempHelpNeeded · 07-21-2006, 12:24 AM

Dear Elle,

Don't forget to stop being cute and beautiful...oh wait, that'll never end.

-Greg

[DMB]TheGurl · 07-21-2006, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TempHelpNeeded

Dear Elle,

Don't forget to stop being cute and beautiful...oh wait, that'll never end.

-Greg

Raven36 · 07-21-2006, 12:27 AM

dear anne coulter

you bug me

casen

Raven36 · 07-21-2006, 12:28 AM

dear bush

you kinda bug me too.

casen

Soap Dispenser · 07-21-2006, 12:28 AM

Dear Fred Durst,

You're bald and no amount of bucket hats will hide it. Also, don't get so pissed when people ask you to play frisbee with them.

P.S. You and Carson Daly should start a tool club.

-Mary Ellen

Raven36 · 07-21-2006, 12:30 AM

dear dirk

i think you look like a goat. but you play good basketball. so its ok.

casen

(im gonna go crazy with this)

SeanMH · 07-21-2006, 12:30 AM

Dear slutty ANTS out there:

Please come by my house, I'm sitting here doing nothing when I should be

ing

Thanks, and I promise I wont make you swallow if you dont want to

-Sean

Raven36 · 07-21-2006, 12:31 AM

dear sean

you just killed chivalry. and thats gross.

casen

mr.MikeD · 07-21-2006, 12:31 AM

Dear Casen:

you have an interesting name. the first time i
have ever heard it. i like it.

Mike

TempHelpNeeded · 07-21-2006, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [DMB]TheGurl

Back at ya Babe!

SeanMH · 07-21-2006, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven36

dear sean

you just killed chivalry. and thats gross.

casen

Thats not gross, its normal

And I'm out to accomplish something new everyday!

|UAY| |)(V)|3 · 07-21-2006, 12:35 AM

Dear Vicodin,
Thank you for helping through the removal of my wisdom teeth.

Without your great insight I woulnd't have accidentally kissed my best female friend on the lips today, but between my lack of balance and her turning her head it all worked out for the best.

Thanks,
Taylor

P.S. I'm coming to take another one of you and then pass out.

Thanks again,
Taylor

athousandyears · 07-21-2006, 12:37 AM

Dear Sean,

You might be the horniest guy I know.

- Nakia

kydmb99 · 07-21-2006, 12:38 AM

Dear Weed,

I love you

Raven36 · 07-21-2006, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr.MikeD

Dear Casen:

you have an interesting name. the first time i
have ever heard it. i like it.

Mike

dear mike

thanks i like it too.

casen

SeanMH · 07-21-2006, 12:39 AM

dear Nakia,

Thanks! (tell your girlfriends too, and send them my way)

-Sean

07-20-2006, 11:51 PM	#1
rick8285 Any day now... Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 5,421	Dear (Insert Name/Thing): Letters to whoever deserves it. Write a letter to someone who you think needs to be told something important. I got this idea from a response I posted. Dear Stuart Scott, Please fix your eye or at least stop saying Booyah. Thanks, Patrick __________________ -Patrick http://DMBAlmanac.com/Member.aspx?number=359

07-20-2006, 11:53 PM	#2
rick8285 Any day now... Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 5,421	Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing): Dear Kobe, Stop trying to be Jordan. Be a team player. Then you'll be more like Mike. Thanks, Patrick __________________ -Patrick http://DMBAlmanac.com/Member.aspx?number=359

07-20-2006, 11:55 PM	#3
TempHelpNeeded Green Hat Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 41,009	Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing): I like the boo-yah! Boooo to this!!! __________________ - Greg - Registered AntsMarching.org Offender "This is Tokyo. Once a city of six million people. What has happened here was caused by a force which up until a few days ago was entirely beyond the scope of Man's imagination."

07-21-2006, 12:01 AM	#4
kydmb99 Jorts Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Big Blue Nation Posts: 18,029	Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing): Dear Kofi Annan, Go home.

07-21-2006, 12:11 AM	#5
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07-21-2006, 12:12 AM	#6
d+ter dahhhhhhh Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 7,791	Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing): Dear Patrick, Cool thread idea. More later. -Russ

07-21-2006, 12:13 AM	#7
smeritt Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,784	Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing): Dear Middle East, Blow each other up so we dont have to deal with you. -Sean __________________ Would you not like to be, sittin' on top of the world with your legs hangin' free >:\| NYY University of Arizona

07-21-2006, 12:14 AM	#8
TempHelpNeeded Green Hat Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 41,009	Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing): Dear Greg, Remember your lunch tomorrow. -Greg __________________ - Greg - Registered AntsMarching.org Offender "This is Tokyo. Once a city of six million people. What has happened here was caused by a force which up until a few days ago was entirely beyond the scope of Man's imagination."

07-21-2006, 12:17 AM	#10
smeritt Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,784	Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing): Dear Greg, Dont forget your lunch tommorow - Sean __________________ Would you not like to be, sittin' on top of the world with your legs hangin' free >:\| NYY University of Arizona

07-21-2006, 12:23 AM	#13
[DMB]TheGurl Is rockin her Tak Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: On the edge of a dixie cup Posts: 6,400	Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing): Dear Greg Don't forget to give your Mom a kiss before you go to work Elle __________________ ~Elle~ The Wateringhole Pictures from the wateringhole ←IC→

07-21-2006, 12:24 AM	#14
mr.MikeD Heisenberg says "relax" Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 6,489	Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing): Dear airline. thank you for delaying flights, so i have to pick someone up at the airport at 1am mike.

07-21-2006, 12:27 AM	#17
Raven36 pick me up love Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,455	Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing): dear anne coulter you bug me casen __________________ each day i learn just a little bit more. i don't know why but i do know what for.

07-21-2006, 12:28 AM	#18
Raven36 pick me up love Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,455	Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing): dear bush you kinda bug me too. casen __________________ each day i learn just a little bit more. i don't know why but i do know what for.

07-21-2006, 12:28 AM	#19
Soap Dispenser the masked bandit Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 731	Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing): Dear Fred Durst, You're bald and no amount of bucket hats will hide it. Also, don't get so pissed when people ask you to play frisbee with them. P.S. You and Carson Daly should start a tool club. -Mary Ellen __________________ -Mary Ellen

07-21-2006, 12:30 AM	#20
Raven36 pick me up love Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,455	Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing): dear dirk i think you look like a goat. but you play good basketball. so its ok. casen (im gonna go crazy with this) __________________ each day i learn just a little bit more. i don't know why but i do know what for.

07-21-2006, 12:30 AM	#21
SeanMH faithful sinner Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: West Palm Beach, FL 33411 Posts: 76,790	Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing): Dear slutty ANTS out there: Please come by my house, I'm sitting here doing nothing when I should be ing Thanks, and I promise I wont make you swallow if you dont want to -Sean __________________ -Sean Help me save for the future by using this FREE link below that is attached to my Upromise.com account. I would greatly appreciate it. No information is shared and you don't sign up for anything. For questions, ask me!!! It's legit. http://www.upromise.com/guest/2660485844 DMB Music DMB DVDs nDMB Music

07-21-2006, 12:31 AM	#22
Raven36 pick me up love Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,455	Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing): dear sean you just killed chivalry. and thats gross. casen __________________ each day i learn just a little bit more. i don't know why but i do know what for.

07-21-2006, 12:35 AM	#26
\|UAY\| \|)(V)\|3 ship it Join Date: May 2004 Location: SLO, CA Posts: 8,752	Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing): Dear Vicodin, Thank you for helping through the removal of my wisdom teeth. Without your great insight I woulnd't have accidentally kissed my best female friend on the lips today, but between my lack of balance and her turning her head it all worked out for the best. Thanks, Taylor P.S. I'm coming to take another one of you and then pass out. Thanks again, Taylor __________________ -T4Y1OR

07-21-2006, 12:37 AM	#27
athousandyears Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 5,581	Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing): Dear Sean, You might be the horniest guy I know. - Nakia

07-21-2006, 12:38 AM	#28
kydmb99 Jorts Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Big Blue Nation Posts: 18,029	Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing): Dear Weed, I love you

07-21-2006, 12:39 AM	#30
SeanMH faithful sinner Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: West Palm Beach, FL 33411 Posts: 76,790	Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing): dear Nakia, Thanks! (tell your girlfriends too, and send them my way) -Sean __________________ -Sean Help me save for the future by using this FREE link below that is attached to my Upromise.com account. I would greatly appreciate it. No information is shared and you don't sign up for anything. For questions, ask me!!! It's legit. http://www.upromise.com/guest/2660485844 DMB Music DMB DVDs nDMB Music

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