The person who posts the #10 post in this thread wins 3 gummy bears.
The person who posts #50 wins a HANDFULL of gummy bears
The person who posts #69 gets to have their way with the ant of their choice
The person who posts #100 gets a brand new 1986 geo prism!
the person who posts #250 gets a free subscription to "Grizzly Man"
the person who posts #420 gets a $10 gift certificate to the Compton swap meet and a $20 sack of endo!
the person who gets #500 gets cancer...in their ass!
the person who gets #666 gets to go to hell for an eternity of pain and suffering!
the person who gets #777 gets eternal salvation in the kingdom of heaven!
post #1000 gets you a giant stuffed teddy bear!
post #2745 gets the title of "Baddest Motherfucker on the Planet"
post #5000 WINS THE THREAD!!
there's a lot on the line here people so play responsibly, remember its just a game.