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View Poll Results: What makes a good lay?
I'm a girl -- if he/she puts forth effort and mixes it up. 22 5.23%
I'm a girl -- if he/she gets me to O-Town, thats awesome. 10 2.38%
I'm a girl -- as long as I'm getting some, it's good. 4 0.95%
I'm a guy -- as long as I bust a nut. 56 13.30%
I'm a guy -- as long as she/he isn't boring. 187 44.42%
I'm a guy -- as long as she/he makes like a porn star. 45 10.69%
As long as he/she doesn't talk. 4 0.95%
I'm a virgin; I think getting laid would be excellent. 46 10.93%
I'm married, and therefore have as much sex as the virgins. 21 4.99%
Who stole my damn trash cans?? 26 6.18%
Voters: 421. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 09-25-2009, 11:22 AM   #211
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the word "fail" makes me laugh, too. Probably why I love failblog so much.



what the finger fuck?
Thank you for failblog, I am enjoying it .





Great usage of Finger Fuck .
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:27 AM   #212
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What the fingerfuck is going on here?
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:29 AM   #213
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Thank you for failblog, I am enjoying it .





Great usage of Finger Fuck .
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ahhh, procrastination. And thanks; love me some finger fuck action.
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:36 AM   #214
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You may also love:
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www.textsfromlastnight.com
www.whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
www.peopleofwalmart.com


ahhh, procrastination. And thanks; love me some finger fuck action.
TFLN is by far one of the greatest procrastination tools on the internet now, that, Antsmarching.org & Facebook.

And the question should be who doesn't love finger fuck action? (I do not mean to imply I like to receive it, I'm a dude... so I don't ... I don't receive it at all for the record. ) I apologize, it's a Friday and the weather's fantastic so I'm in a good mood
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:41 AM   #215
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You may also love:
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www.textsfromlastnight.com
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www.peopleofwalmart.com


ahhh, procrastination. And thanks; love me some finger fuck action.
I love people of walmart. It makes you want to take 3 am trips there, and I don't even shop there.
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Re: Define "Good Sex".
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TFLN is by far one of the greatest procrastination tools on the internet now, that, Antsmarching.org & Facebook.

And the question should be who doesn't love finger fuck action? (I do not mean to imply I like to receive it, I'm a dude... so I don't ... I don't receive it at all for the record. ) I apologize, it's a Friday and the weather's fantastic so I'm in a good mood
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:44 AM   #217
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Kevin, you gotta come out the closet OH MAH GAH.







Didn't you see my post in the Dating is Miserable thread? I have a date with a girl tomorrow and really have no "game" at all . Advice from two ants was to whip it out .
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:45 AM   #218
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I love people of walmart. It makes you want to take 3 am trips there, and I don't even shop there.
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Didn't you see my post in the Dating is Miserable thread? I have a date with a girl tomorrow and really have no "game" at all . Advice from two ants was to whip it out .
And if she denies you, just pour beer on her head. It's the only logical way.
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:48 AM   #220
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And if she denies you, just pour beer on her head. It's the only logical way.
This board will erupt when JK gets laid.
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Old 09-25-2009, 12:04 PM   #221
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TFLN is by far one of the greatest procrastination tools on the internet now, that, Antsmarching.org & Facebook.

And the question should be who doesn't love finger fuck action? (I do not mean to imply I like to receive it, I'm a dude... so I don't ... I don't receive it at all for the record. ) I apologize, it's a Friday and the weather's fantastic so I'm in a good mood
I've had a couple of my friend's texts come up on TFLN. They usually involve glitter, nutsacks and my chin.

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I love people of walmart. It makes you want to take 3 am trips there, and I don't even shop there.
Seriously, no joke. That site makes me want to go there just to find the one gem and send it to them.

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And if she denies you, just pour beer on her head. It's the only logical way.
pour beer to get sum.
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Old 09-25-2009, 12:07 PM   #222
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I've had a couple of my friend's texts come up on TFLN. They usually involve glitter, nutsacks and my chin.



Seriously, no joke. That site makes me want to go there just to find the one gem and send it to them.


pour beer to get sum.
To the glitter, nutsacks and your chin:

And she doesn't really drink. How to get sum then?
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Old 09-25-2009, 12:10 PM   #223
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pour beer to get sum.
I don't see any better system created as of today.
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Old 09-25-2009, 12:10 PM   #224
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Okay, I have to go run to the amazing American Government class so I will be back later! I hope to find some good backreading . Have a great day all!
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Old 09-25-2009, 12:16 PM   #225
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turns out a kid i knew from grade school and college who i went on a new orleans katrina relief trip with a few years back with started Texts From Last Night. Now he's a millionaire and he's one year younger than me, 23, why didn't i think of this... FML.

he's actually a super chill and funny kid though,.
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Old 09-25-2009, 12:22 PM   #226
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Seriously, no joke. That site makes me want to go there just to find the one gem and send it to them.


pour beer to get sum.
They give away a $100 gift card every month for the best pic.
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To the glitter, nutsacks and your chin:

And she doesn't really drink. How to get sum then?
The one that got on there was like (it was during Alpine):
Him: Hey, do you have glitter on your chin this morning?
Me: Uhh, no. Why?
Him: Because it's all over my nutsack.

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They give away a $100 gift card every month for the best pic.
shut up, you serious!??!?!!?
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shut up, you serious!??!?!!?
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wow my answer has changed so i voted in this poll. ants, how you have seen me grow up
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I just voted "as long as she doesn't talk". I was the only person to give that answer. I'm a little shocked.

I spend the whole date listening to you talk. If we're boning - shut the hell up.
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Like Dean Martin once said. Paraphrasing, but something along the lines of, you don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave.
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Old 06-02-2010, 12:59 PM   #233
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I just voted "as long as she doesn't talk". I was the only person to give that answer. I'm a little shocked.

I spend the whole date listening to you talk. If we're boning - shut the hell up.
I should just merge this post with the "Douchy" thread.
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Old 06-02-2010, 01:16 PM   #234
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I should just merge this post with the "Douchy" thread.
I sure he doesn't have much sex. I wouldn't worry about it.
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I sure he doesn't have much sex. I wouldn't worry about it.
Good point, those kind of statements remind me of the scene in 40 year old virgin where he describes breasts as feeling like bags of sand.
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If she likes it rough, and puts forth effort. That's all.
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If youre married and not getting it alot you married the wrong chick!
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Good point, those kind of statements remind me of the scene in 40 year old virgin where he describes breasts as feeling like bags of sand.

Hardly.
When I say shut the hell up, I'm referring to conversation. General noises is A-Okay. it's so awkward when someone is trying to talk to you while you're having sex. Sex, to me, is not a time for conversing on a verbal level There is time for that before and afterwards.
Sex is primal, it's instinctual. There is a level of intimacy in connecting without verbalizing your wants and desires to another that makes talking awful and ruins the serene moment that sex can be.
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Hardly.
When I say shut the hell up, I'm referring to conversation. General noises is A-Okay. it's so awkward when someone is trying to talk to you while you're having sex. Sex, to me, is not a time for conversing on a verbal level There is time for that before and afterwards.
Sex is primal, it's instinctual. There is a level of intimacy in connecting without verbalizing your wants and desires to another that makes talking awful and ruins the serene moment that sex can be.
I get it now, I thought you meant just talking in general, I missed that it was during sex.
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