DMB Relationship Stories

[Jimi Thing 10]

Originally Posted by hotice31

imagine picking up a chick at 1 am at taco bell??? hahaha

What side are you on?

[thechad90000]

Originally Posted by Jimi Thing 10

What side are you on?

Picking up chicks at Taco Bell? I think he's on our side but yes Jimi is right. You need to state your allegiance!!!

[rangel0004]

Well friends and foes I'm in vail for the long weekend so I won't be around this thread much, however I just wanted to let my fellow ass lickers know to keep fighting the good fight.

[mcwyffe]

how is this thread still going? probably because those who lick ass rock.

[Jimi Thing 10]

Don't lick ass on the second page

[Prime Minister]

This place smells like shit.

[cward]

How did this turn into an ass licking thread?

[Lsawtell]

Originally Posted by cward

How did this turn into an ass licking thread?

Why would this NOT turn into an ass licking page? I mean, come on

[efraser77]

Originally Posted by cward

How did this turn into an ass licking thread?

It all started at Taco Bell...

[hotice31]

Originally Posted by Jimi Thing 10

What side are you on?

I'm hitting for the right side I believe... Do you happen to work at Taco Bell? Going to be around for a mexican pizza tonight around 3:00 am?

[Jimi Thing 10]

Originally Posted by hotice31

I'm hitting for the right side I believe... Do you happen to work at Taco Bell? Going to be around for a mexican pizza tonight around 3:00 am?

I don't know what that means.

[marchingmonkey]

Originally Posted by hotice31

I'm hitting for the right side I believe... Do you happen to work at Taco Bell? Going to be around for a mexican pizza tonight around 3:00 am?

Do you lick ass? Yes or no, it's as simple as that.

[manderso]

Is Bohrman banned or something?

[marchingmonkey]

Originally Posted by cward

How did this turn into an ass licking thread?

Originally Posted by Lsawtell

Why would this NOT turn into an ass licking page? I mean, come on

It was really unavoidable, for obvious reasons.

Originally Posted by efraser77

It all started at Taco Bell...

Do you lick from the back to the belly? Where's your allegiance, cward?

[marchingmonkey]

Originally Posted by haybale97

okay my dear ass licking and non ass licking friends. here is a little story. i've had this really good friend for roughly three years, who, naturally, i've always had feelings for, i just never grew the pair of balls to tell her. and she has had this bf who'se in the merchant marine academy, so he goes to school roughly and hour n a half away from my school.
anyway, long story short, she tries to kiss me one night while shes hammered and i'm sober, i don't let her. about a week later were both drinking and we end up kissing. couple minutes of making out nothing else. we both then admit that we've always had feelings for each other and all that jazz. then two nights later it happens again, and then once sober. then she says its not gunna happen again until she tells her bf, who is out at sea.
over winter break were texting alot, i go down to see her (i live 2 hours away) and we make out for a few hours, probably coulda gotten sum if i let it happen, i don't think my concious would have let. hypocritical i know. the thing is, since we've been back we've been acting like were together, doing everything two people who were together would do. last week she told me that she's telling her b/f friday (tomaro). i have a feeling that it's going to end. even though i don't know the guy at all, and even though i would love nothing else in the world than to be with this girl, i still feel like a gigantic peice of shit. i never thought i'd put myself in the position to be the other guy and take a girl away from somebody like this. complete conflict of emotions right now. /bitching

Definitely cool it off until she's broken free from her b/f. Similar thing happened to me and this girl I used to work with. We both had significant others, but basically broke up to be with each other. I mean there were other reasons to break up, but we hooked up right afterwards. Then I licked her ass and married her.

[Jimi Thing 10]

Originally Posted by manderso

Is Bohrman banned or something?

Nah, got his tongue stuck in an asshole.

[haybale97]

Originally Posted by Jimi Thing 10

Nah, got his tongue stuck in an asshole.

i giggled a little bit. yes. giggled.

[thechad90000]

Originally Posted by Jimi Thing 10

Nah, got his tongue stuck in an asshole.

As he should.

[thechad90000]

Originally Posted by hotice31

I'm hitting for the right side I believe... Do you happen to work at Taco Bell? Going to be around for a mexican pizza tonight around 3:00 am?

While I believe you may in fact be on the right side, per constitutional law I'm going to have to ask you to specifically say yes or no to this question: Do you lick ass?

[Prime Minister]

Originally Posted by haybale97

okay my dear ass licking and non ass licking friends. here is a little story. i've had this really good friend for roughly three years, who, naturally, i've always had feelings for, i just never grew the pair of balls to tell her. and she has had this bf who'se in the merchant marine academy, so he goes to school roughly and hour n a half away from my school.
anyway, long story short, she tries to kiss me one night while shes hammered and i'm sober, i don't let her. about a week later were both drinking and we end up kissing. couple minutes of making out nothing else. we both then admit that we've always had feelings for each other and all that jazz. then two nights later it happens again, and then once sober. then she says its not gunna happen again until she tells her bf, who is out at sea.
over winter break were texting alot, i go down to see her (i live 2 hours away) and we make out for a few hours, probably coulda gotten sum if i let it happen, i don't think my concious would have let. hypocritical i know. the thing is, since we've been back we've been acting like were together, doing everything two people who were together would do. last week she told me that she's telling her b/f friday (tomaro). i have a feeling that it's going to end. even though i don't know the guy at all, and even though i would love nothing else in the world than to be with this girl, i still feel like a gigantic peice of shit. i never thought i'd put myself in the position to be the other guy and take a girl away from somebody like this. complete conflict of emotions right now. /bitching

So let me get this straight, you're trying to not lick the ass of a United States Marine's girl friend? While he's "out to sea"?

He might make you an ass licker before every things said and done.

[thechad90000]

Saved from page 2 yet again by an ass licker. Come on people get on the ball.

[JohnK86]

Tits.

[thechad90000]

Originally Posted by JohnK86

Tits.

I like licking those too...But ass is what we're here for.

[JohnK86]

Originally Posted by thechad90000

I like licking those too...But ass is what we're here for.

Speak for yourself, ass-shaver.

[rangel0004]

Got hammered last night and got into a 20 minute conversation with a chick about ass licking....You like apples? I got her numba...how do you like them apples?

[haybale97]

Originally Posted by Matt McKibben

So let me get this straight, you're trying to not lick the ass of a United States Marine's girl friend? While he's "out to sea"?

He might make you an ass licker before every things said and done.

i'm convinced i'm going to get shot.

and i will never lick ass.

[thechad90000]

Originally Posted by JohnK86

Speak for yourself, ass-shaver.

So you're not here to talk about ass licking then. You say that yet you've been debating ass licking. Therefore your in the thread to talk about it. And in no was has shaving ass been discussed.

[thechad90000]

What's going on tonight my fellow ass lickers?

[CrashTheStone41]

Originally Posted by thechad90000

What's going on tonight my fellow ass lickers?

Just hangin out and lickin some ass, goin out to dinner and lickin some ass, havin some wine and lickin some ass....

[sheldonlevene]

They're all out trying to eat where the shit comes from.

EDIT: see ^^