***Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread*** - Page 2

Clem Haskins · 02-10-2011, 05:54 PM

"Wade Boggs: 'What a fabric! Finally we can breathe!"

k270 · 02-10-2011, 05:55 PM

The Puffy Shirt show is all kinds of awesomeness.

"I won a contest."

dmbman32 · 02-10-2011, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clem Haskins

"Wade Boggs: 'What a fabric! Finally we can breathe!"

"I think you may have something here, George."

"Oh.....I've got something."

Rebecca De Mornay · 02-10-2011, 06:37 PM

A Festivus for the rest of us!

Krooger! My son tells me your company stinks!

LadyMadonna68 · 02-10-2011, 06:39 PM

Who is this?

Rylan · 02-10-2011, 07:12 PM

I'm out!

MarvinBerry · 02-10-2011, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

I'm on no sleep! NO SLEEP! You dunno what it's like in there. All night long, things are creaking and cracking, and that red light's burning my brains.
You look a little stressed.
Oh, I'm stressed.
So Kramer, what am I gonna do? If I don't have that hat by 4 o'clock, they're gonna take me down like Nixon!
You know my friend Bob Sacamano?
I thought he was Kramer's friend.
He called last night 'bout 3 am, and we got to talkin'. He sells Russian hats down at Battery Park. Forty Bucks.
Are they real sable?
No, but the difference is negligible.
(...Oh yeah, I like this idea.)
Alright, let's go.
Giddyup!

Kramer and Jerry trade personalities ftw

GuitarGuy305 · 02-10-2011, 07:18 PM

A low rumple, a metallica squink, a glonk. Someone crying out, "DEAR GOD!"

MarvinBerry · 02-10-2011, 07:19 PM

How could pulp fly all the way across the table?

Pulp can MOVE BABY!!!

IUgrlAtWKU · 02-10-2011, 07:25 PM

"What, do I have to spell it out for ya? He was moving on her like the storm-troopers into Poland!"

"Jerry was necking during Schindler's List?!"

"Yes! And a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall! ...Anyway I just really came up to get some detergent."

LadyMadonna68 · 02-10-2011, 07:44 PM

You know...Jimmy is pretty sweet on you

harryhoudini · 02-10-2011, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuitarGuy305

A low rumple, a metallica squink, a glonk. Someone crying out, "DEAR GOD!"

GEORGE: There are some people in this room who would have been very happy to never see this briefcase again. There are people in this room who think they can destroy other people's property and get away with it. Well, let me tell you something about those people. They weren't counting on this brain! And this tape recorder.

WYCK: George...

GEORGE: You'll have your turn! The truth must be heard. <Plays back the tape.> That's all there was. And yet, it speaks volumes. A low rumple. A metallic 'squink.' A 'glonk.' Someone crying out..."Dear God!" Let's start with, uh...with you, Wyck.

WYCK: George, Quinn here was moving a chair...he lost his balance and dropped it...it must have fallen on your briefcase, which, for some reason, contained a running tape recorder?

GEORGE: Alright, then. We've gotten to the bottom of that.

MarvinBerry · 02-10-2011, 10:17 PM

The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.

mr. testaverde · 02-10-2011, 11:19 PM

enjoy....blame it on the rain?

http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/0...references.jpg

LadyMadonna68 · 02-10-2011, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harryhoudini

GEORGE: There are some people in this room who would have been very happy to never see this briefcase again. There are people in this room who think they can destroy other people's property and get away with it. Well, let me tell you something about those people. They weren't counting on this brain! And this tape recorder.

WYCK: George...

GEORGE: You'll have your turn! The truth must be heard. <Plays back the tape.> That's all there was. And yet, it speaks volumes. A low rumple. A metallic 'squink.' A 'glonk.' Someone crying out..."Dear God!" Let's start with, uh...with you, Wyck.

WYCK: George, Quinn here was moving a chair...he lost his balance and dropped it...it must have fallen on your briefcase, which, for some reason, contained a running tape recorder?

GEORGE: Alright, then. We've gotten to the bottom of that.

I love this little bit before that happened.

GEORGE: I don't know if you're ready for it.

JERRY: Please.

GEORGE: I believe that I am about to become the target of a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation, the likes of which you have never -

JERRY: Hold it, hold it! You're right, I'm not ready for this. (The door buzzer sounds, Jerry answers it.) Yeah?

bonzo48280 · 02-11-2011, 12:04 AM

George Costanza: I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."

DmBand801 · 02-11-2011, 12:09 AM

Kramer!

stop the fight!

tamale!

SYDM6 · 02-11-2011, 12:09 AM

You've done a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours, what did you expect?

Emphysema, birth defects, cancer...but not this!

ibeheath · 02-11-2011, 01:26 AM

I want to name my son Art Vandalay, and no, he does not have a choice, he is going to become an architect

pathetic · 02-11-2011, 09:27 AM

GEORGE: I think they really went for that Soda.

SUSAN: What, are you crazy? They hated it. They were just humouring you.

GEORGE: Ah, alright. Believe me, that kid's gonna be called Soda.

SUSAN: I can tell you, I would never name my child Soda.

GEORGE: Oh, no no no. Course not. I got a great name for our kids. A

Real original. You wanna hear what it is? Huh, you ready?

SUSAN: Yeah.

George uses his finger to draw a number 7 in the air, accompanying the strokes of his digit with a two-tone whistle.

SUSAN: What is that? Sign language?

GEORGE: No, Seven.

SUSAN: Seven Costanza? You're serious?

GEORGE: Yeah. It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl...

Susan scoffs.

GEORGE: ...especially a girl. Or a boy.

SUSAN: I don't think so.

GEORGE: What, you don't like the name?

SUSAN: It's not a name. It's a number.

GEORGE: I know. It's Mickey Mantle's number. So not only is it an all around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.

SUSAN: It's awful. I hate it!

GEORGE: (angry) Well, that's the name!

SUSAN: (also angry) Oh no it is not! No child of mine is ever going to be named Seven!

GEORGE: (yelling) Awright, let's just stay calm here! Don't get all crazy on me!

PWall · 02-11-2011, 09:28 AM

Cups in the front...loops in the back

harryhoudini · 02-11-2011, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SYDM6

You've done a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours, what did you expect?

Emphysema, birth defects, cancer...but not this!

blooper version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG_fsBstXuM

original version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofsljUAUdlc

pathetic · 02-11-2011, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SYDM6

You've done a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours, what did you expect?

Emphysema, birth defects, cancer...but not this!

one of the best scenes in the show

Rebecca De Mornay · 02-11-2011, 09:52 AM

Does anyone have a link to that site where all of the Seinfeld scripts are archived?

Joruus · 02-11-2011, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr. testaverde

enjoy....blame it on the rain?

http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/0...references.jpg

That image is amazing.

Just scanning that, I immediately see Sue Ellen Mischke's bra, Crazy Joe Davola (as the clown), and what I assume are Cheever letters.

pathetic · 02-11-2011, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schreiber89

Does anyone have a link to that site where all of the Seinfeld scripts are archived?

http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/

dmbgodagirl41 · 02-11-2011, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schreiber89

Does anyone have a link to that site where all of the Seinfeld scripts are archived?

You should try googling "Seinfeld Scripts". Might give good results.

Rebecca De Mornay · 02-11-2011, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

You should try googling "Seinfeld Scripts". Might give good results.

what is this google you speak of?

TapNorris · 02-11-2011, 10:03 AM

I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st. How can the same street intersect itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!!

TapNorris · 02-11-2011, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schreiber89

Does anyone have a link to that site where all of the Seinfeld scripts are archived?

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Seinfeld+Scripts

02-10-2011, 05:54 PM	#31
Clem Haskins 1997 Final4 DID happen! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here, There, and Everywhere Posts: 1,114	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* "Wade Boggs: 'What a fabric! Finally we can breathe!"

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k270 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: San Mateo, CA. Posts: 3,609	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* The Puffy Shirt show is all kinds of awesomeness. "I won a contest." __________________ People would complain even if you hang them with a new rope.

02-10-2011, 06:37 PM	#34
Rebecca De Mornay They're Just Stumps!! Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 41,089	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* A Festivus for the rest of us! Krooger! My son tells me your company stinks! __________________ -Andy89+

02-10-2011, 06:39 PM	#35
LadyMadonna68 Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 29,311	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* Who is this? __________________ Rate Your Music

02-10-2011, 07:12 PM	#36
Rylan Omar Comin'! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Pac NW Posts: 1,373	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* I'm out! __________________ OK then, I ain't all that humble...

02-10-2011, 07:18 PM	#38
GuitarGuy305 The Last Stomp Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: IA Posts: 902	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* A low rumple, a metallica squink, a glonk. Someone crying out, "DEAR GOD!" Last edited by GuitarGuy305; 02-10-2011 at 07:21 PM.

02-10-2011, 07:19 PM	#39
MarvinBerry Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,939	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* How could pulp fly all the way across the table? Pulp can MOVE BABY!!!

02-10-2011, 07:25 PM	#40
IUgrlAtWKU Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Looavul Posts: 2,358	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* "What, do I have to spell it out for ya? He was moving on her like the storm-troopers into Poland!" "Jerry was necking during Schindler's List?!" "Yes! And a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall! ...Anyway I just really came up to get some detergent."

02-10-2011, 07:44 PM	#41
LadyMadonna68 Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 29,311	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* You know...Jimmy is pretty sweet on you __________________ Rate Your Music

02-10-2011, 10:17 PM	#43
MarvinBerry Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,939	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.

02-10-2011, 11:19 PM	#44
mr. testaverde King of Prussia Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: nexus of the universe Posts: 6,610	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* enjoy....blame it on the rain? http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/0...references.jpg __________________ Kramer: Well, somebody's baby-sitting. Elaine: You? I'm more responsible than you are! Kramer: Don't be ridiculous. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to fill my freezer with my own blood.

02-11-2011, 12:04 AM	#46
bonzo48280 Tramps Like Us... Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: :noitacoL Posts: 11,656	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* George Costanza: I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual." __________________ @mikeromano -Packers suck, along with the Red Wings. -BRUUUUUUUUUUCE

02-11-2011, 12:09 AM	#48
SYDM6 Join Date: May 2002 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 974	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* You've done a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours, what did you expect? Emphysema, birth defects, cancer...but not this! __________________ My photos Check out my pics! Instagram Follow me!

02-11-2011, 01:26 AM	#49
ibeheath Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 871	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* I want to name my son Art Vandalay, and no, he does not have a choice, he is going to become an architect __________________ Crazy as I may, make my way through this world... Dont drink the water, there seems to have been some blood in the water, and so you shouldn't drink it. - DM

02-11-2011, 09:27 AM	#50
pathetic Tuukka Time!! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: East Coast Bias! Posts: 69,213	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* GEORGE: I think they really went for that Soda. SUSAN: What, are you crazy? They hated it. They were just humouring you. GEORGE: Ah, alright. Believe me, that kid's gonna be called Soda. SUSAN: I can tell you, I would never name my child Soda. GEORGE: Oh, no no no. Course not. I got a great name for our kids. A Real original. You wanna hear what it is? Huh, you ready? SUSAN: Yeah. George uses his finger to draw a number 7 in the air, accompanying the strokes of his digit with a two-tone whistle. SUSAN: What is that? Sign language? GEORGE: No, Seven. SUSAN: Seven Costanza? You're serious? GEORGE: Yeah. It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl... Susan scoffs. GEORGE: ...especially a girl. Or a boy. SUSAN: I don't think so. GEORGE: What, you don't like the name? SUSAN: It's not a name. It's a number. GEORGE: I know. It's Mickey Mantle's number. So not only is it an all around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute. SUSAN: It's awful. I hate it! GEORGE: (angry) Well, that's the name! SUSAN: (also angry) Oh no it is not! No child of mine is ever going to be named Seven! GEORGE: (yelling) Awright, let's just stay calm here! Don't get all crazy on me! Last edited by pathetic; 02-11-2011 at 09:28 AM.

02-11-2011, 09:28 AM	#51
PWall Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,143	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* Cups in the front...loops in the back __________________

02-11-2011, 09:52 AM	#54
Rebecca De Mornay They're Just Stumps!! Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 41,089	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* Does anyone have a link to that site where all of the Seinfeld scripts are archived? __________________ -Andy89+

02-11-2011, 10:03 AM	#59
TapNorris GO HUSKERS!! Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lincoln, NE Posts: 5,505	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st. How can the same street intersect itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!! __________________ Stumbling in, late at night, I must have lost track of time at the bottom of the last bottle I was swallowing. Go Cubs! Alpine!!

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