***Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread*** - Page 5

IUgrlAtWKU · 02-11-2011, 03:10 PM

Feels like an Arby's night.

LadyMadonna68 · 02-11-2011, 03:11 PM

This moment turned me on to Seinfeld:

KRAMER: Listen, when I give you the signal, I want you to turn this water on full blast.

GEORGE: What signal? What-what signal?

KRAMER: I'll yell, uh, 'Hoochie mama!'

GEORGE: If I do it, will you buy a computer?

KRAMER: On the signal, George. On the signal.

GEORGE: Only if you buy. I gotta make a sale.

JERRY: I love you, Costanza.

GEORGE: Will you shut up?!

KRAMER: Now! Now, George! Turn on the faucet! George, turn on the faucet! Hoochie mama! Hoochie mama! Hoochie mamamaaaaa!

dmbgodagirl41 · 02-11-2011, 03:12 PM

Kramer comes up with the best shit ever.

schreiber89 · 02-11-2011, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

What is that?
It's my new coat.
You ditched the fur?
Yeah, I saw Jerry wearing his, and he looked like a bit of a dandy. Check it out! 8 Ball! You got a question, you ask the 8 ball.
You're gonna wear this all the time?
All signs point to YES.

puddy is such a great character

I love the way he says...that's right

dmbgodagirl41 · 02-11-2011, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schreiber89

puddy is such a great character

I love the way he says...that's right

He's such a simple-minded gentleman. He's so great.

water_into_wine · 02-11-2011, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 42graystreet

Can we all agree The Contest is one of the greatest sitcom episodes of all time? The moment that Kramer comes into Jerry's apartment and slams his money on the counter after they had been looking at the naked lady across the street is GOLD!

That's gold Jerry. GOLD!

dmbgodagirl41 · 02-11-2011, 03:18 PM

"The woman across the way has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on..."

maxpower00044 · 02-11-2011, 03:19 PM

Pita Pocket!

TapNorris · 02-11-2011, 03:21 PM

I really couldn't say I have a favorite scene or episode, but this two minutes is right up there as the funniest two minutes there's ever been....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpvON6IpNs

42graystreet · 02-11-2011, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

Are you the master of your domain?

I would've lasted longer than Kramer. Elaine too if John John were still alive. George is a cheater. Jerry would've been tough to beat.

dmbgodagirl41 · 02-11-2011, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TapNorris

I really couldn't say I have a favorite scene or episode, but this two minutes is right up there as the funniest two minutes there's ever been....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpvON6IpNs

You're Batman.
I AM BATMAN!

You kept making all the stops?
Weeeell, people kept RINGING THE BELL!

schreiber89 · 02-11-2011, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TapNorris

I really couldn't say I have a favorite scene or episode, but this two minutes is right up there as the funniest two minutes there's ever been....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpvON6IpNs

I hate having YouTube blocked at work!!!

42graystreet · 02-11-2011, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TapNorris

I really couldn't say I have a favorite scene or episode, but this two minutes is right up there as the funniest two minutes there's ever been....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpvON6IpNs

This is why the show is the greatest sitcom ever. Because this hilarious scene is just one of hundreds of scenes that make you fall over laughing. Almost anything with Kramer is brilliant.

umphucked88 · 02-11-2011, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

You're Batman.
I AM BATMAN!

You kept making all the stops?
Weeeell, people kept RINGING THE BELL!

That's an amazing scene, but that might be one of my least favorite episodes. That girl that Kramer dates and Elaine works with is way too annoying. I can't stand her, even if they meant for it to be that way

41ravens · 02-11-2011, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

This moment turned me on to Seinfeld:

KRAMER: Listen, when I give you the signal, I want you to turn this water on full blast.

GEORGE: What signal? What-what signal?

KRAMER: I'll yell, uh, 'Hoochie mama!'

GEORGE: If I do it, will you buy a computer?

KRAMER: On the signal, George. On the signal.

GEORGE: Only if you buy. I gotta make a sale.

JERRY: I love you, Costanza.

GEORGE: Will you shut up?!

KRAMER: Now! Now, George! Turn on the faucet! George, turn on the faucet! Hoochie mama! Hoochie mama! Hoochie mamamaaaaa!

"what happened here?"
"the neighborhood kids...they've, uh, done some redecorating."

hbktonyb · 02-11-2011, 03:34 PM

You're not wearing a shirt, are you?

Yes I am.

Oh yeah, what color is it?

DAMNIT!

water_into_wine · 02-11-2011, 03:34 PM

Kramer as suburban America is so fucking funny.

"Y'all come back real s-"

*Door Slams*

UTTAD83 · 02-11-2011, 03:34 PM

George Costanza: What kind of a person are you?
Jerry: I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.

water_into_wine · 02-11-2011, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

You're Batman.
I AM BATMAN!

You kept making all the stops?
Weeeell, people kept RINGING THE BELL!

Kramer...You did all of this, for a pinky toe?

Well, it's a valuable appendage *Bop*.

UTTAD83 · 02-11-2011, 03:39 PM

Jerry: Is that your "chicken" making all that noise?
Kramer: Oh, Little Jerry loves the morning.
Jerry: Who?
Kramer: Little Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah I named my chicken after you.

schreiber89 · 02-11-2011, 03:39 PM

And what is it that you do Mr. Pennypacker?

Kramer: Well I'm an extremely wealthy indrustrialist, philanthropist and bicyclist

water_into_wine · 02-11-2011, 03:41 PM

The Bizzaro Jerry is such a fantastic episode:

Jerry's house, it's dark, JERRY is sitting at the table waiting up as KRAMER comes in and turns on the light.

KRAMER
Jerry. Hey Jerry?

JERRY
I'm right here. You're late.

KRAMER
Yeah, well, I got held up, you know. What happened to your hand?

JERRY
Like you care.

KRAMER
The work piled up, I lost track of time--

JERRY
Oh! Sure! Sure! You an' your work! Elaine's off in the Bizarro World, George only calls when he wants something, and I'm left sitting here like this plate of cold chicken, which, by the way, [drops chicken into sink] was, for two.

KRAMER
You cooked?

JERRY
I ordered in. It's still effort.

KRAMER
Ow! Jeez!

JERRY
What's wrong?

KRAMER
It's my stomach.

JERRY
You're probably getting an ulcer. This job is killing you! It's killing Us...

KRAMER
You know what? You're right. These reports, they can wait a couple of hours. Whadda say we go out tonight? Any place you want.

JERRY
The coffeeshop?

KRAMER
You got it, buddy.

JERRY
I'll call George!

I just love that dynamic.

Then Krmaer getting fired

KRAMER

What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland?

LELAND
Kramer, I've.. been reviewing your work...Quite frankly, it stinks.

KRAMER
Well, I ah.. been having trouble at home and uh.. I mean, ah, you know, I'll work harder, nights, weekends, whatever it takes..

LELAND
No, no, I don't think that's going to, do it, uh. These reports you handed in. It's almost as if you have no business training at all...I don't know what this is supposed to be!

KRAMER
Well, I'm uh, just--tryin' to get ahead..

LELAND
Well, I'm sorry. There's just no way that we could keep you on.

KRAMER
I don't even really work here!

LELAND
That's what makes this so difficult.

UTTAD83 · 02-11-2011, 03:46 PM

Haha both of those exchanges have me on the floor every time.

TapNorris · 02-11-2011, 03:58 PM

Well, turns out that the master [DaVinci] slept only twenty minutes every three hours. That works out to two and a half extra days that I'm awake per week, every week. Which means, if I live to be eighty, I will have lived the equivalent of a hundred and five years!

DmBand801 · 02-11-2011, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexK79

This is my favorite Seinfeld moment EVER. There is something so genius and perfect about the setup - he tells them their son is dead, and Frank's reaction is to let him have it for a baseball move. Priceless.

How could you give 12 million dollars to Hideki Irabu?!?!?!

dmblova4eva37 · 02-11-2011, 04:26 PM

Its a Pig Man!!!

Now that is one magic loogie

One of the most underrated characters is easily puddy,
I love in the finale when Elaine says Puddy, don't wait for me. And puddy just responses with a yeah ok and walks away haha

DmBand801 · 02-11-2011, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmblova4eva37

One of the most underrated characters is easily puddy,
I love in the finale when Elaine says Puddy, don't wait for me. And puddy just responses with a yeah ok and walks away haha

Is it a problem I'm not religious?

Not for me...

Why?

I'm not the one going to hell.

rconverse · 02-11-2011, 04:35 PM

Kramer and the rickshaw was also pretty funny.

mr. testaverde · 02-11-2011, 04:38 PM

jerry its frank costanza mr steinbrenner is here george is dead call me back!!

AlexK79 · 02-11-2011, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rconverse

Kramer and the rickshaw was also pretty funny.

'We're thinking of bringing the rickshaw to New York.'

'No you're not.'

'Yeah! Newman, he knows a guy in the Hong Kong post office.'

'No he doesn't.'

02-11-2011, 03:10 PM	#121
IUgrlAtWKU Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Looavul Posts: 2,354	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* Feels like an Arby's night.

02-11-2011, 03:11 PM	#122
LadyMadonna68 Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 28,892	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* This moment turned me on to Seinfeld: KRAMER: Listen, when I give you the signal, I want you to turn this water on full blast. GEORGE: What signal? What-what signal? KRAMER: I'll yell, uh, 'Hoochie mama!' GEORGE: If I do it, will you buy a computer? KRAMER: On the signal, George. On the signal. GEORGE: Only if you buy. I gotta make a sale. JERRY: I love you, Costanza. GEORGE: Will you shut up?! KRAMER: Now! Now, George! Turn on the faucet! George, turn on the faucet! Hoochie mama! Hoochie mama! Hoochie mamamaaaaa! __________________ Rate Your Music

02-11-2011, 03:12 PM	#123
dmbgodagirl41 Go. Tommy. Go. 9-3 Join Date: May 2002 Location: KT lives in Baltiwhore Posts: 71,420	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* Kramer comes up with the best shit ever.

02-11-2011, 03:18 PM	#127
dmbgodagirl41 Go. Tommy. Go. 9-3 Join Date: May 2002 Location: KT lives in Baltiwhore Posts: 71,420	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* "The woman across the way has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on..."

02-11-2011, 03:19 PM	#128
maxpower00044 You mustn't touch Join Date: May 2005 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 10,588	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* Pita Pocket!

02-11-2011, 03:21 PM	#129
TapNorris GO HUSKERS!! Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lincoln, NE Posts: 5,505	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* I really couldn't say I have a favorite scene or episode, but this two minutes is right up there as the funniest two minutes there's ever been.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpvON6IpNs __________________ Stumbling in, late at night, I must have lost track of time at the bottom of the last bottle I was swallowing. Go Cubs! Alpine!!

02-11-2011, 03:34 PM	#136
hbktonyb The Best Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hoboken Posts: 32,678	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* You're not wearing a shirt, are you? Yes I am. Oh yeah, what color is it? DAMNIT! __________________ *-AnthonyTWITTER Best!@! GORGE 08*

02-11-2011, 03:39 PM	#141
schreiber89 Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 40,496	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* And what is it that you do Mr. Pennypacker? Kramer: Well I'm an extremely wealthy indrustrialist, philanthropist and bicyclist

02-11-2011, 03:58 PM	#144
TapNorris GO HUSKERS!! Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lincoln, NE Posts: 5,505	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* Well, turns out that the master [DaVinci] slept only twenty minutes every three hours. That works out to two and a half extra days that I'm awake per week, every week. Which means, if I live to be eighty, I will have lived the equivalent of a hundred and five years! __________________ Stumbling in, late at night, I must have lost track of time at the bottom of the last bottle I was swallowing. Go Cubs! Alpine!!

02-11-2011, 04:26 PM	#146
dmblova4eva37 Hate my username Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: High Point, North Carolina Posts: 4,551	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* Its a Pig Man!!! Now that is one magic loogie One of the most underrated characters is easily puddy, I love in the finale when Elaine says Puddy, don't wait for me. And puddy just responses with a yeah ok and walks away haha __________________ Ps3- FluffHead_Phish (Fifa 12, MW3) Last Fm Twitter WaHooWah!

02-11-2011, 04:38 PM	#149
mr. testaverde King of Prussia Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: nexus of the universe Posts: 6,563	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* jerry its frank costanza mr steinbrenner is here george is dead call me back!! __________________ Kramer: Well, somebody's baby-sitting. Elaine: You? I'm more responsible than you are! Kramer: Don't be ridiculous. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to fill my freezer with my own blood.

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