Work shits

[skwormin]

Everytime I go to the lavatories at work I hear dudes just like straight up pissing out their ass or having the nastiest shits ever.

Like wtf do people just save all the nasty ones for work?

Also maybe it's because the majority of people who work here are Indian and are just expelling all that spicy curry they eat every night.

[thebridge15]

Your post requires a n/r.

[skwormin]

n/r. I also enjoy good curry.

[thebridge15]

I feel like saving the worst shits for home makes more sense.

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by skwormin

Everytime I go to the lavatories at work I hear dudes just like straight up pissing out their ass or having the nastiest shits ever.

Like wtf do people just save all the nasty ones for work?

Also maybe it's because the majority of people who work here are Indian and are just expelling all that spicy curry they eat every night.

You either work at an IT company or an Indian restaurant.

[cry_minarets458]

work shits. i never get them. they require a job.

[Arby]

Made it...

[schreiber89]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

You either work at an IT company or an Indian restaurant.

OP, I love unloading a nasty shit in the office, maybe we work in the same place?

[schreiber89]

I'm shitting at work as we speak. Will post pics shortly for analysis.

[water into wine]

I usually shit within the first hour of work. And then about 20 minutes after lunch. Sometimes about an hour before I leave. I stay regular.

The worst thing though is when you walk into the bathroom and you smell someone elses shit. I can handle smelling my shit. But god others are just unbearable sometimes.

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by water into wine

I usually shit within the first hour of work. And then about 20 minutes after lunch. Sometimes about an hour before I leave. I stay regular.

The worst thing though is when you walk into the bathroom and you smell someone elses shit. I can handle smelling my shit. But god others are just unbearable sometimes.

Or when you sit down on the seat and it's warm.

[skwormin]

I work at an IT company lol

And I just can't stand when I walk in the bathroom and hear squirting and loudass air horns coming out of people's asses

[water into wine]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Or when you sit down on the seat and it's warm.

Why'd you remind me? That happened to me yesterday. It's disturbing. Like seeing an old wrinkly women stare at you lustfully while licking her lips.

[water into wine]

Originally Posted by skwormin

I work at an IT company lol

And I just can't stand when I walk in the bathroom and hear squirting and loudass air horns coming out of people's asses

As has previously been implied, Indian food, as good as it may be, has the tendency to produce ass shredding leakage that flows like the ganges.

[jray1823]

Just ate 4 day old bolognese. Drinking some coffee so it will shit out of my system before it gets me sick.

[scottbtdmb]

Ughhh.....everyday my night-time crew comes in at 2pm and the first thing my one night guy does is goes into my office bathroom and takes a dump. Every god damn day!!! I feel like asking him if his house has a toilet and if so, when is the last time he has used it. Man it pisses me off. I leave work at 2:30 and contractors that come in the building after I leave are always telling me the next day that my office bathroom smells like nasty shitzzz. Dammit!!!

-Scott

[skwormin]

I mean I love getting paid to shit as much as the next guy, but save the nuclear bombs for home people

[thebridge15]

Yea I don't really get why you'd want your worst bathroom experiences to be semi-public. Just do it in the privacy of your own home.

[SqueeBaBooSquee]

There was a guy at my old work that everyone called the destroyer. Every morning at 9:00am he would walk through the office smiling with a newspaper in his hand on his way to take destroy the bathroom.

If you were ever in the bathroom during or after he shat you understood why he was named that. Literally was the loudest shitter I've ever heard in my entire life.

Everything from loud grunts, heavy breathy, farting, explosive diarrhea, terd missles, water splashes even his fucking wiping was loud. This guy was an epic character. Nice guy, but dude, have a little common courtesy and quiet the fuck up a little.

[schreiber89]

These people probably live in horrible, awful places. Shitting in an office building is their sanctuary.

I have always found that hotel lobbies are some of the best places to shit. They are extremely clean because the hotel needs to keep them that way but they are also rarely used.

[schreiber89]

Originally Posted by SqueeBaBooSquee

There was a guy at my old work that everyone called the destroyer. Every morning at 9:00am he would walk through the office smiling with a newspaper in his hand on his way to take destroy the bathroom.

If you were ever in the bathroom during or after he shat you understood why he was named that. Literally was the loudest shitter I've ever heard in my entire life.

Everything from loud grunts, heavy breathy, farting, explosive diarrhea, terd missles, water splashes even his fucking wiping was loud. This guy was an epic character. Nice guy, but dude, have a little common courtesy and quiet the fuck up a little.

Did he wear turtle necks? I'm trying to picture him and I feel like he probably wore turtle necks.

[trippinchad]

Maybe they can't help it? If my poops gonna be that bad..I probably can't hold it...

[water into wine]

Originally Posted by SqueeBaBooSquee

There was a guy at my old work that everyone called the destroyer. Every morning at 9:00am he would walk through the office smiling with a newspaper in his hand on his way to take destroy the bathroom.

If you were ever in the bathroom during or after he shat you understood why he was named that. Literally was the loudest shitter I've ever heard in my entire life.

Everything from loud grunts, heavy breathy, farting, explosive diarrhea, terd missles, water splashes even his fucking wiping was loud. This guy was an epic character. Nice guy, but dude, have a little common courtesy and quiet the fuck up a little.

I can handle hearing farts. But when someone starts grunting, that's when I try to hurry the fuck outta there.

[dre2142]

amazing how many threads are started about shitting

[YouNeverKnow25]

I say unleash the bad ones at work. They have stalls for privacy and they clean them regularly (our cleaning services does it every night). Nothing better than walking into a stall with a turtlehead poking out and seeing the seat up--you know you are the first to turn loose on it since it's been cleaned. I also will note that I work on a floor with only 4 other men so there's little chance that another one will be in their to hear destruction.

[water into wine]

The one thing I don't like about the toilets in my office is that occasionally my dick will touch the water if I move the wrong way. It freaks me out.

[thebridge15]

Originally Posted by schreiber89

These people probably live in horrible, awful places. Shitting in an office building is their sanctuary.

I have always found that hotel lobbies are some of the best places to shit. They are extremely clean because the hotel needs to keep them that way but they are also rarely used.

This. Very nice bathrooms that are always well-kept.

[scrock25]

Originally Posted by dre2142

amazing how many threads are started about shitting

Totally, dre.

[trippinchad]

Originally Posted by water into wine

The one thing I don't like about the toilets in my office is that occasionally my dick will touch the water if I move the wrong way. It freaks me out.

That will haunt my dreams forever.

[water into wine]

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

I say unleash the bad ones at work. They have stalls for privacy and they clean them regularly (our cleaning services does it every night). Nothing better than walking into a stall with a turtlehead poking out and seeing the seat up--you know you are the first to turn loose on it since it's been cleaned. I also will note that I work on a floor with only 4 other men so there's little chance that another one will be in their to hear destruction.

Exactly. Why spew liquid shit from ass at home when you can just do it at work and not have to worry about any cleanup? And really, who wants to hold their shit all day until they get home? You become irregular and it just makes everything worse.