Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store - Page 4

thebridge15 · 06-19-2012, 11:51 AM

I mean, not to be sexist, if a spouse puts the other spouse in a situation like this, the relationship probably isn't working out well.

jjr4884 · 06-19-2012, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Mateo2k

While I agree in principle, regardless of whether its right or not, there are still issues of legality. So I can understand some people not being okay with it.

Turn on the news, go to google, etc... "legality" can fuck off, half the criminals in this goddamn country are goverment workers, LEO's, etc... besides, marijuana is getting decriminalized left and right, i think its safe to say that smoking pot isn't a big deal anymore, not like it should have been in the first place

FireItUp · 06-19-2012, 11:52 AM

Is OP sure the kid is his? Maybe the Dollar Store has $1 paternity tests that he can throw back in her face.

pathetic · 06-19-2012, 11:54 AM

if she wants to start testnig you for drugs you should start making her get monthly std tests

kittensXLI · 06-19-2012, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by hbktonyb

Still can't get my mind around the no internet at home comment.

This is rattling.

Mateo2k · 06-19-2012, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by jjr4884

Turn on the news, go to google, etc... "legality" can fuck off, half the criminals in this goddamn country are goverment workers, LEO's, etc... besides, marijuana is getting decriminalized left and right, i think its safe to say that smoking pot isn't a big deal anymore, not like it should have been in the first place

Again, I'm not arguing those points. I agree it's not a big deal.

That said, I know many people who's jobs would be in jeopardy because of pot, because of the state of its legality, and I can understand someone not being comfortable with it because of it's state of legality.

thebridge15 · 06-19-2012, 11:57 AM

Yea, banning internet use in the home is pretty scary.

Mateo2k · 06-19-2012, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FireItUp

Is OP sure the kid is his? Maybe the Dollar Store has $1 paternity tests that he can throw back in her face.

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Originally Posted by pathetic

if she wants to start testnig you for drugs you should start making her get monthly std tests

I think he said it was just a minor fling, so maybe she was just throwing handies around the office. We don't know.

At a minimum, she needs to wash her hands.

cruscott35 · 06-19-2012, 12:02 PM

Not sure what is a minor fling. Maybe she kissed someone? She surely doesn't have the drunk excuse.

water into wine · 06-19-2012, 12:04 PM

Minor Fling: rim jobs and blumpkins.

junior94 · 06-19-2012, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bustedstuff88

Ive tried time and time again to get her to see the light but to no avail.

So, like most zealots, she's immune to facts?

jmkratt · 06-19-2012, 12:08 PM

Can't wait for the OP to get back from DC and provide an update of whether he passed his wife-mandated drug test.

Jimi Thing 10 · 06-19-2012, 12:08 PM

Wife must be a smoke show for OP to put up with all that.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...34/772/71e.jpg

thebridge15 · 06-19-2012, 12:10 PM

Minor fling definitely means that there were several occasions. It's worse than just her hooking up with someone else randomly one time.

jmkratt · 06-19-2012, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by thebridge15

Minor fling definitely means that there were several occasions. It's worse than just her hooking up with someone else randomly one time.

Chick got/gets around. And she does so sober and without use of match.com, impressive.

AJF_41 · 06-19-2012, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by thebridge15

Yea, banning internet use in the home is pretty scary.

to be fair to OP..he didn't say it was banned...he said it was because they were saving money.

Jimi Thing 10 · 06-19-2012, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by AJF_41

to be fair to OP..he didn't say it was banned...he said it was because they were saving money.

Which is why he was at the Dollar Store in the first place.

water into wine · 06-19-2012, 12:13 PM

Minor Flings also include Cleveland Steamers.

AJF_41 · 06-19-2012, 12:15 PM

i feel bad for OP now.

s0628711 · 06-19-2012, 12:17 PM

Who the fuck trusts a one dollar drug test? Would you trust a one dollar pregnancy test?

FireItUp · 06-19-2012, 12:22 PM

I believe this is considered "minor" because there is no intercourse...

The Davy Crocket:

A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.

cruscott35 · 06-19-2012, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by s0628711

Who the fuck trusts a one dollar drug test? Would you trust a one dollar pregnancy test?

Yes, absolutely. It's a pretty simple thing.

thebridge15 · 06-19-2012, 12:23 PM

doing drugs = ultimate sin

cheating on your husband = whatever

water into wine · 06-19-2012, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FireItUp

I believe this is considered "minor" because there is no intercourse...

The Davy Crocket:

A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.

Cranial intercourse is still intercourse.

AlexK79 · 06-19-2012, 12:24 PM

I will be at Deer Creek this weekend....gonna find OP and smoke him up.

RJP2741 · 06-19-2012, 12:29 PM

Think OP is worried about 2nd hand pot smoke at the Creek?

brew10 · 06-19-2012, 12:31 PM

Gaurenteed "minor fling" is her discription. Married women don't have "minor flings" they have "affairs." Not a whole lot of honesty floating around in this marriage.

kittensXLI · 06-19-2012, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimi Thing 10

Wife must be a smoke show for OP to put up with all that.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...34/772/71e.jpg

For OP to put up with all that, his wife must be
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...34/772/71e.jpg
a smokeshow

FireItUp · 06-19-2012, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by water into wine

Cranial intercourse is still intercourse.

Speak for yourself

laura22 · 06-19-2012, 12:41 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB24X05F0wI

06-19-2012, 11:51 AM	#91
thebridge15 it's quiet company Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Chapel Hill, NC Posts: 33,978	Re: Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store I mean, not to be sexist, if a spouse puts the other spouse in a situation like this, the relationship probably isn't working out well. __________________ Destroy my desires, eradicate my ideals, show me something better, and I will follow If I die this instant / taken from the distance / they will probably list it down / among other things round town

06-19-2012, 11:52 AM	#93
FireItUp Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: STL Posts: 171	Re: Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store Is OP sure the kid is his? Maybe the Dollar Store has $1 paternity tests that he can throw back in her face.

06-19-2012, 11:54 AM	#94
pathetic Tuukka Time!! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: East Coast Bias! Posts: 69,039	Re: Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store if she wants to start testnig you for drugs you should start making her get monthly std tests

06-19-2012, 11:57 AM	#97
thebridge15 it's quiet company Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Chapel Hill, NC Posts: 33,978	Re: Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store Yea, banning internet use in the home is pretty scary. __________________ Destroy my desires, eradicate my ideals, show me something better, and I will follow If I die this instant / taken from the distance / they will probably list it down / among other things round town

06-19-2012, 12:02 PM	#99
cruscott35 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Norfolk, VA Posts: 13,227	Re: Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store Not sure what is a minor fling. Maybe she kissed someone? She surely doesn't have the drunk excuse. __________________ http://dmbalmanac.com/Member.aspx?number=1071

06-19-2012, 12:04 PM	#100
water into wine Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 918	Re: Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store Minor Fling: rim jobs and blumpkins.

06-19-2012, 12:08 PM	#102
jmkratt hopface Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Parker, CO Posts: 4,975	Re: Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store Can't wait for the OP to get back from DC and provide an update of whether he passed his wife-mandated drug test. __________________ John K Relax, Don't Worry, Have a Home Brew :)

06-19-2012, 12:08 PM	#103
Jimi Thing 10 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Chicago Area Posts: 20,560	Re: Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store Wife must be a smoke show for OP to put up with all that. http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...34/772/71e.jpg __________________ The less you have to offer, the less you stand to lose

06-19-2012, 12:10 PM	#104
thebridge15 it's quiet company Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Chapel Hill, NC Posts: 33,978	Re: Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store Minor fling definitely means that there were several occasions. It's worse than just her hooking up with someone else randomly one time. __________________ Destroy my desires, eradicate my ideals, show me something better, and I will follow If I die this instant / taken from the distance / they will probably list it down / among other things round town

06-19-2012, 12:13 PM	#108
water into wine Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 918	Re: Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store Minor Flings also include Cleveland Steamers.

06-19-2012, 12:15 PM	#109
AJF_41 Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 40,298	Re: Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store i feel bad for OP now. __________________ Adam as a coward i admire his courageous ways

06-19-2012, 12:17 PM	#110
s0628711 carter 4 president Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: JERSEY Posts: 10,571	Re: Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store Who the fuck trusts a one dollar drug test? Would you trust a one dollar pregnancy test?

06-19-2012, 12:22 PM	#111
FireItUp Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: STL Posts: 171	Re: Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store I believe this is considered "minor" because there is no intercourse... The Davy Crocket: A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.

06-19-2012, 12:23 PM	#113
thebridge15 it's quiet company Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Chapel Hill, NC Posts: 33,978	Re: Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store doing drugs = ultimate sin cheating on your husband = whatever __________________ Destroy my desires, eradicate my ideals, show me something better, and I will follow If I die this instant / taken from the distance / they will probably list it down / among other things round town

06-19-2012, 12:24 PM	#115
AlexK79 Let There Be Rock Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Zip City Posts: 7,163	Re: Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store I will be at Deer Creek this weekend....gonna find OP and smoke him up. __________________ Shows on tap: Joe Bonamassa: 5/1 @ Chicago Theater, Alice in Chains: 5/15 @ Eagles Ballroom, Rolling Stones: 6/3 @ United Center, Patterson Hood: 6/11 @ SPACE, Bad Company: 6/28 @ The Venue, DMB: 7/5-7/6 @ Alpine Valley, Paul McCartney: 7/14 @ Bankers Life Fieldhouse, Rock USA Festival: 7/17-7/20, Oshkosh, WI, Phish: 7/21 @ Charter One Pavilion

06-19-2012, 12:31 PM	#117
brew10 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,357	Re: Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store Gaurenteed "minor fling" is her discription. Married women don't have "minor flings" they have "affairs." Not a whole lot of honesty floating around in this marriage.

06-19-2012, 12:41 PM	#120
laura22 39222 Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 24,702	Re: Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB24X05F0wI __________________ serve me the sky with a big slice of lemon

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