Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store

[shaggo91]

Originally Posted by laura22

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB24X05F0wI

lmao gotta love the D.A.R.E propaganda.

[AJF_41]

Originally Posted by laura22

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB24X05F0wI

white people problems.

[Doors Allan Coe]

Originally Posted by jjr4884

why? because he chose to be submissive? because he had no balls? no self respect to do what is right?

smoking weed is not a bad thing... anything in moderation is fine, for the most part. becoming a burnout... ya well, then you have other problems

I feel bad because the guy started a thread and went to work. We spent all day dogging him. In reality he's is a shitty situation. He's married and had kids with a woman who he has secrets from. She had an office fling. He can't go to a concert without worrying about being drug tested.

I would never end up in the situation, but I can feel for somebody who had enough blind faith in love to dig a ditch a mile deep.

[shaggo91]

"i dont have to write a test to tell you i take drugs"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsRtmJklqLA

[thebridge15]

I mean, the OP did say that he and his wife were complete opposites. I'm not entirely sure what he expected.

[Mateo2k]

Originally Posted by FireItUp

Speak for yourself

Maybe he can't. Maybe his head is some place special.

[laura22]

Originally Posted by Doors Allan Coe

I feel bad because the guy started a thread and went to work. We spent all day dogging him. In reality he's is a shitty situation. He's married and had kids with a woman who he has secrets from. She had an office fling. He can't go to a concert without worrying about being drug tested.

I would never end up in the situation, but I can feel for somebody who had enough blind faith in love to dig a ditch a mile deep.

wait what? time to backread

[water into wine]

Originally Posted by Mateo2k

Maybe he can't. Maybe his head is some place special.

I am currently performing a Davey Crocket. I just have an incredible memory for the keyboard, which has been allowing me to post so sucessfully for the last few hours.

[thebridge15]

Originally Posted by Doors Allan Coe

I feel bad because the guy started a thread and went to work. We spent all day dogging him. In reality he's is a shitty situation. He's married and had kids with a woman who he has secrets from. She had an office fling. He can't go to a concert without worrying about being drug tested.

I would never end up in the situation, but I can feel for somebody who had enough blind faith in love to dig a ditch a mile deep.

Did it recently become impossible to talk to your wife about issues?

[jray1823]

"I know she's gonna leave my broken heart behind her
When she finds out I been Smokin' Weed"

[Mateo2k]

Anyone else positive that all of his friends are also his wife's friends?

[Mateo2k]

Originally Posted by Doors Allan Coe

I feel bad because the guy started a thread and went to work. We spent all day dogging him. In reality he's is a shitty situation. He's married and had kids with a woman who he has secrets from. She had an office fling. He can't go to a concert without worrying about being drug tested.

I would never end up in the situation, but I can feel for somebody who had enough blind faith in love to dig a ditch a mile deep.

I feel bad for the guy because he thinks so little of himself that his wife can cheat on him, and he thinks its okay.

[pathetic]

Originally Posted by Mateo2k

I feel bad for the guy because he thinks so little of himself that his wife can cheat on him, and he thinks its okay.

ya, but i bet she promised to never do it again

[Doors Allan Coe]

Originally Posted by pathetic

ya, but i bet she promised to never do it again

guy it's a "minor" fling!

[Mateo2k]

Originally Posted by pathetic

ya, but i bet she promised to never do it again

Ah, the definition of love and monogamy.

[recentlyJTR41]

Originally Posted by bustedstuff88

Yeah, this. My fault there. Shes is what you might call a "straightedge"....never smoked pot, tasted alcohol maybe 4 times in her life and has never even picked up a cigarette.

Im the opposite of her. Granted, my wilder days are behind me now.

To her, me smoking herb is like the ultimate sin. In fact, when she found my stash a few years ago, she said "It would have been easier if you would have just cheated on me".......kinda messed up, right?

Just wait till she finds your 8-Ball laying around.

Originally Posted by ExistenceNow

It's 6:25am and my wife is already packing a bowl.


I don't smoke, but give zero fucks if she wants to.

Wake and bake'd That's awesome my friend.

[Doors Allan Coe]

this dudes wife is kanas city

[thebridge15]

This guy left work for the weekend on a Tuesday?

[jray1823]

Think I got a chance with OP's wife?

[Mateo2k]

Originally Posted by Doors Allan Coe

this dudes wife is kanas city

What the hell is kanas city?

[Mateo2k]

Originally Posted by jray1823

Think I got a chance with OP's wife?

Yes.

As long as it's just a minor fling.

[water into wine]

The wife is Kansas City, but this thread is so Chicago.

[recentlyJTR41]

Originally Posted by thebridge15

This guy left work for the weekend on a Tuesday?

OP knows how to rage


I hope this is a mock thread though...

But seriously, OP should get blow + hookers for DC and go nuts with it then come home and tell his wife all about how he did lines of stripper's asses all weekend.

[Doors Allan Coe]

Originally Posted by water into wine

The wife is Kansas City, but this thread is so Chicago.

this

[water into wine]

OP should fly to Miami and do PCP then eat a mans face off. That would be Chicago as fuck.

[Doors Allan Coe]

by kansas city I mean jersey

[thebridge15]

Originally Posted by recentlyJTR41

OP knows how to rage


I hope this is a mock thread though...

But seriously, OP should get blow + hookers for DC and go nuts with it then come home and tell his wife all about how he did lines of stripper's asses all weekend.

Well if he hooks up with the hookers it'd be ok. Cause it'd just be a minor fling.

[Beefsteak1138]

Is a minor fling like being a little bit pregnant?

[thebridge15]

He didn't come inside her, but she's probably pregnant.

[jray1823]

Originally Posted by Doors Allan Coe

by kansas city I mean jersey

I hope so. Much easier to have a Minor Fling when she's in the same state