Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen... - Page 11

umphucked88 · 09-09-2008, 04:31 PM

Instant classic.

AlpineValley804 · 09-09-2008, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bmwm3oz

Weird because I don't think any of that is funny for some reason...

But things like this...I can laugh for hours at....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyxJFXIzAEY

Mainly the end

That was fucking retarded.

Rodey · 09-09-2008, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bmwm3oz

Weird because I don't think any of that is funny for some reason...

But things like this...I can laugh for hours at....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyxJFXIzAEY

Mainly the end

How can you not think this thread is funny?

umphucked88 · 09-09-2008, 07:00 PM

Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go **** yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.

my favorite exchange

Peregrine · 09-09-2008, 07:57 PM

I love it when this thread rears its ugly head . . . !

Bartndrpleez · 09-09-2008, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bmwm3oz

Weird because I don't think any of that is funny for some reason...

But things like this...I can laugh for hours at....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyxJFXIzAEY

Mainly the end

Ahhhahahhhhaha! I've never seen that before. Being on youtube stoned is the best shit ever.

2stepsoright · 05-08-2009, 10:00 AM

topping this classic

JRod1229 · 05-08-2009, 11:09 AM

never a bad time to top this... what a great piece of journalism

gregory311 · 05-08-2009, 11:21 AM

"I throw rocks at the cats" is just amazing.

Hudak-Budak · 05-08-2009, 01:01 PM

It's always nice to see this topped every few months.

UCFish · 05-08-2009, 01:25 PM

Your parrot flys away....

It never gets old.

Gonzo#34 · 05-08-2009, 01:55 PM

i just laughed so damn hard

rconverse · 05-08-2009, 02:20 PM

Haaarrrrrrrrrrrrr

mcwyffe · 08-23-2009, 04:43 PM

HAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrr

Socks · 08-23-2009, 04:51 PM

I assume someone linked to www.bash.org in this thread at some point

the top 100 is great

grace2 · 08-23-2009, 10:49 PM

Hahahaha

watchtower86 · 03-17-2010, 09:41 PM

HARRRRRRR

I'm spent

AlpineValley804 · 03-17-2010, 10:21 PM

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Great ****.

packersfan99 · 03-18-2010, 12:04 AM

Wow good work guys this is the fucking funniest thing ive ever seen!

Beefsteak1138 · 03-18-2010, 08:22 AM

Definitely too long since this thread's been bumped.

watchtower86 · 03-18-2010, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Definitely too long since this thread's been bumped.

My friend reminded me of it when he said he was cleaning his inbox and reread it from when I'd sent it two years ago.

Thought I'd bring it back for everyone else, too.

swinger5 · 03-29-2010, 11:31 PM

Harrrr!

highlander4 · 03-30-2010, 09:59 AM

Pure Epicness:

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it
ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my
breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to
charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic
symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide
and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in
the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

Beefsteak1138 · 03-30-2010, 10:08 AM

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/at...4&d=1222870021

buzz05232000 · 03-30-2010, 10:08 AM

J-Dogg: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Partner: mmmm, okay.
J-Dogg: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Partner: Yeah I like it rough.
J-Dogg: I smack you thick booty.
Partner: Oh yeah, that feels good j.
J-Dogg: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
J-Dogg: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all
in your crack. Mmmm.
Partner: you like that?
J-Dogg: I peel some bananas.
Partner: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
J-Dogg: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Partner: Peanuts?
J-Dogg: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Partner: What are you talking about?
J-Dogg: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw
rocks at the cats.
Partner: This is stupid.
J-Dogg: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
J-Dogg: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
J-Dogg: Yeeaahhhh.
Partner: /ignore
J-Dogg: Its cool stone cold she was a b*tch anyway.
J-Dogg: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

highlander4 · 03-30-2010, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/at...4&d=1222870021

You = my hero.... Then end!

ballinpaul33 · 03-30-2010, 12:53 PM

I've read those somewhere as well. They're hilarious!

**symbian** · 06-08-2010, 08:50 AM

**** for the greatness that is this

marco j · 06-08-2010, 09:19 AM

"Your parrot flys away" has got to be one of the funniest things I've read in a decade.

collinsat12 · 06-08-2010, 01:08 PM

I miss Erich

09-09-2008, 04:31 PM	#301
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09-09-2008, 07:00 PM	#304
umphucked88 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,959	Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen... Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Boy: Not to mention all the groceries. Girl: Go **** yourself Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week. my favorite exchange __________________ -David http://www.themostimportantblogever.com

09-09-2008, 07:57 PM	#305
Peregrine R O I Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cascadia Posts: 900	Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen... I love it when this thread rears its ugly head . . . ! __________________ Ty. (The Poster Formerly Known as CornellDMBfan) My Travel Blog

05-08-2009, 10:00 AM	#307
2stepsoright Let It Rain Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: VA Posts: 1,459	Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen... topping this classic __________________ ~Sam

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Hudak-Budak Asshole. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Killadelphia Posts: 39,089	Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen... It's always nice to see this topped every few months. __________________ -Glen Censorship is a cancer. Always In Search of Beer.

05-08-2009, 01:25 PM	#311
UCFish Mr. Hospitality (Glow) Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Huntington Beach Posts: 21,865	Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen... Your parrot flys away.... It never gets old. __________________ Nacho Boy 115 shows and counting WhT campaigner. In memory of shiny tape and misappropriated funds

05-08-2009, 01:55 PM	#312
Gonzo#34 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Jersey Posts: 1,932	Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen... i just laughed so damn hard

08-23-2009, 04:51 PM	#315
Socks Nifty Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,154	Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen... I assume someone linked to www.bash.org in this thread at some point the top 100 is great __________________ The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! last.fm

08-23-2009, 10:49 PM	#316
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03-17-2010, 09:41 PM	#317
watchtower86 We Are... Penn State Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Philly Posts: 10,991	Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen... HARRRRRRR I'm spent __________________ --Tyler Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Names. All Game. WE ARE...PENN STATE! ΦA

03-18-2010, 12:04 AM	#319
packersfan99 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cornell Posts: 1,489	Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen... Wow good work guys this is the fucking funniest thing ive ever seen!

03-18-2010, 08:22 AM	#320
Beefsteak1138 Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 63,170	Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen... Definitely too long since this thread's been bumped.

03-29-2010, 11:31 PM	#322
swinger5 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Cleveland, Oh Posts: 57	Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen... Harrrr!

03-30-2010, 10:08 AM	#324
Beefsteak1138 Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 63,170	Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen... http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/at...4&d=1222870021

03-30-2010, 12:53 PM	#327
ballinpaul33 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Washington D.C. Posts: 274	Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen... I've read those somewhere as well. They're hilarious!

06-08-2010, 08:50 AM	#328
symbian rest your weary head Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: wake forest nc Posts: 3,063	Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen... **** for the greatness that is this

06-08-2010, 09:19 AM	#329
marco j Sweet Chicken creator Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Chi-Town Posts: 13,009	Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen... "Your parrot flys away" has got to be one of the funniest things I've read in a decade.

06-08-2010, 01:08 PM	#330
collinsat12 Brew Crew Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Lake Geneva Wisconsin Posts: 22,814	Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen... I miss Erich __________________ andy

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