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You wanted the best, you've got the best! Combining the greatest on the internet and the awesomeness of clothing, it's the antswolf shirt! These antswolf shirts are special, because they're magic*. But because of the great demand, they will go fast, so we're doing a pre-order on them! They probably won't last through the pre-order period, so order fast! Upon the purchase of your antswolf shirt, you will be given a specific number so you'll know the pecking order in which you became one with the antswolf shirt. The pre-order's begin with #7. Yes, that means that there are 6 antswolf shirts out there now. That was the awesome you felt in the air.

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Antswolf Shirt FAQ

What makes these shirts different from other proclaimed "wolf" shirts our there?
These are antswolf shirts.

What makes it an antswolf shirt?
That's the beauty of it, people might think it's just some generic shirt with wolves, then they'll see the magic part - the antswolf. When you see it, you'll do that thing to bricks that people do when they're shocked.

How awesome is the antswolf shirt, is it too awesome for me?
That's really up to you and you're own self being. We won't jest, it's a pretty awesome shirt. People that own antswolf shirts have experienced things that can only be described as magical. Everything from extra popcorn in a popcorn bag, to people placing random Mountain Dew's in your shopping cart at Wal-Mart, to a momentary power of flight, it's whatever you can channel the antswolf shirt to do for you.

Is it true that I can get sum with the antswolf shirt?
We're not going to brag, it's not our style, but the antswolf shirt is pretty special. No socks required to wear the antswolf shirt, we'll leave it at that.

What if I don't live in the US, can I still get an antswolf shirt?
Yes! However, antsmarching.org is not responsible if you should become king/dictator/benevolent ruler of your country. This applies to Canada too.

But I'm from Jersey, can I get an antswolf shirt?
Of course! The antswolf shirt will go very far there! You need to get sum antswolf shirt.


* magic is a term loosely defined, and may not actually cause any magic to actually occur in public, private, or on days that end in "Y". Individual results may vary.

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