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angelces
02-17-2004, 03:31 PM
so the sex thread has taken to limericks lately. Its kinda fun...

there once was a board called ants
where everyone seemed nice at a glance
but when you get to know them
you find you really could be friends
so lets go to a show and dance.

Ok that one's not so great but you get the idea :lol

lillerfm
02-17-2004, 03:32 PM
Limrick fever....cath it!

GreenJester
02-17-2004, 03:35 PM
I think technically the beats go 6/6/4/4/6 and rhyme scheme is A/A/B/B/A.

If you can stick pretty close to that, you're doing well. These are the "bar tunes" of the poetic world, so cut loose and make one off-the-cuff.

angelces
02-17-2004, 03:38 PM
there once was a boy named mark
who writes us stories on a lark
he's a poetry buff
who writes off his cuff
but his bite is meaner than his bark.

OklahomaMama
02-17-2004, 03:50 PM
There is an admin, Rob....

and shortly thereafter, brenda was :banned

:lol

angelces
02-17-2004, 04:22 PM
:lol

apparently people are more comfortable in the sex thread then out here in the open. :lol

its seemed like a good idea at the time

OklahomaMama
02-17-2004, 04:26 PM
I'm trying to support this thread
But non-dirty limericks I dread
We need to show love
To Ang, a sweet dove
But damn, this is harder than lead
:rolleyes:

angelces
02-17-2004, 04:27 PM
yeah I was having problems with coming up with clean ones myself...

there once was a man from nantucket...

OklahomaMama
02-17-2004, 04:32 PM
yeah I was having problems with coming up with clean ones myself...

there once was a man from nantucket...here's a thought:
how about each person comes up with a line???

who loved to eat french fried muckets

bbrianblaze
02-17-2004, 04:34 PM
to add to Nantucket one....

he often came round,

angelces
02-17-2004, 04:36 PM
when he heard that sound

OklahomaMama
02-17-2004, 04:42 PM
of lamb assholes going "ker-plucket"

(muckets are french fried assholes in case you didn't know!)
:lol

dancergirl40ky
02-17-2004, 04:47 PM
Hey all I am back from volunteering and Rich has me on his new laptop. I hate it.

JanelleM
02-17-2004, 04:49 PM
For me from Mark :) Our resident wordsmith.

I knew a girl name of Janelle
With a fire nobody could quell
We rolled in the hay
Til it all burned away
And the devil mistook us for hell.

From Ang our resident madam:

there once was a girl named Janelle
she liked to make all the boys yell
when she got them in bed
boy could she give head
but as always only a bad girl would tell.

62jake
02-17-2004, 05:03 PM
There once were some girls on Ants
Who wanted to see what's in my pants
When i pulled it out
Everyone heard them shout
"It's so big. Lay down, let's dance!!"


I'm sorry. Every time I hear the word 'limerick' my mind goes straight to the gutter. I did not mean to offend any of the fine ladies on Am.org nor did I mean to brag about the size of the General. As soon as I saw the limerick thread, that popped in my head and I had to post it or it would have driven me crazy. You guys don't want me to go crazy, do you?

OklahomaMama
02-17-2004, 05:04 PM
There once were some girls on Ants
Who wanted to see what's in my pants
When i pulled it out
Everyone heard them shout
"It's so big. Lay down, let's dance!!"


I'm sorry. Every time I hear the word 'limerick' my mind goes straight to the gutter. I did not mean to offend any of the fine ladies on Am.org nor did I mean to brag about the size of the General. As soon as I saw the limerick thread, that popped in my head and I had to post it or it would have driven me crazy. You guys don't want me to go crazy, do you?oh, honey....you need to check out the nasty stuff us girls have written in the opposite sex thread...
this is TAME in comparison :D

62jake
02-17-2004, 05:08 PM
Well, thank you. I just didn't want to piss any of you fine ladies off. You know when you get something in your head that you can't get out? That's what happened to me with that limerick.

OklahomaMama
02-17-2004, 05:09 PM
i'm glad we avoided a messy situation....
hey, you know we're practically neighbors, right?

OklahomaMama
02-17-2004, 05:11 PM
haven't tried this yet but it looks fun....

http://www.jjjwebdevelopment.com/306sites/limgen/

62jake
02-17-2004, 05:12 PM
Yup. How's OK treatin' you this fine day?

OklahomaMama
02-17-2004, 05:14 PM
not too terrible...
didya get any of that snow on valentine's day? it was perfect here....made everything pretty but didn't muck up the streets
:)

62jake
02-17-2004, 05:46 PM
Same here. I was hoping for a few feet so I would be snowed in and not have to go to work! :D I know, I'm terrible!

OklahomaMama
02-18-2004, 08:38 AM
There once was a Texan named Jake
Who claimed to have a mighty fine "snake"
His pants he did drop
Our hearts they did stop
For his claims were truly not fake

yeah, it's lame but i haven't had my coffee yet, dammit!
:p

62jake
02-18-2004, 08:55 AM
Hey momma! That was a great limerick! Made me feel good, even though I'm stuck inside at work all day long!

62jake
02-18-2004, 09:09 AM
OKmama, I'm gonna think up one for you, pretty lady! Just give me some time today and I'll figure one out. It's gotta come to me like an epiphony, if I force it, it'll suck. So hang in there and I'll get you later!

Jake

62jake
02-18-2004, 09:48 AM
In OK there's a hot mom named Brenda
She likes dirty limericks and it's hard to offend her
She takes care of everyone here on Ants
If she wasn't hitched I try to get in her pants
Since I can't I'll have to find a new agenda


There you go darlin'. That last line is kinda iffy, it's hard to find words to rhyme with Brenda! Hope you have a good day!

Jake

OklahomaMama
02-18-2004, 12:03 PM
In OK there's a hot mom named Brenda
She likes dirty limericks and it's hard to offend her
She takes care of everyone here on Ants
If she wasn't hitched I try to get in her pants
Since I can't I'll have to find a new agenda


There you go darlin'. That last line is kinda iffy, it's hard to find words to rhyme with Brenda! Hope you have a good day!

Jakethanks, jakiebaby!! :D
us southwesterners gotta take care of each other, eh?

apropos to nothing.... why do i always wanna say ARMADILLO instead of AMARILLO??
:lol

62jake
02-18-2004, 12:38 PM
It's all good, mama! Actually, our AAA baseball team is called the Amarillo Dillas. Amarillo means 'yellow' in spanish. So, our baseball team is really the 'Yellow Armadillos'! Funny, huh?

OklahomaMama
02-18-2004, 01:12 PM
you texans are SO wierd!
;)
if it wasn't for the red river......
YOU'D BE OKIES
:lol

OklahomaMama
02-18-2004, 01:13 PM
for jakie :D
http://www.rockkansas.com/downloads/wallpaper/armadillo-wallpaper.jpg

62jake
02-18-2004, 02:06 PM
Haha! Just what I need! Armadillos are ugly, huh? We found one down in some canyons behind my parents house when we were kids. I thought it was a turtle because all we could see was the hind end. I reached down to grab it and it spun around and damn near took my little hand off! Those things hiss really loud too.

OklahomaMama
02-18-2004, 02:15 PM
i've only seen one that wasn't roadkill :lol
prehistoric little sucker, isn't it?
i read somewhere that they ALWAYS give birth to identacle quadruplets and the current population dictates the sex of the babies.

before you admire them too much for that fun fact, remember.... they carry leprosy
ugh!

OklahomaMama
02-18-2004, 02:16 PM
There once was an armadillo
Who had a strange peccadillo
He thought he was strong
The cars soon proved him wrong
Thus the tale of the squished armadillo

62jake
02-18-2004, 02:29 PM
:thumbsup

OklahomaMama
02-18-2004, 03:00 PM
i once met this young man from texas
who wanted to drive home a lexus
too bad he was broke
his job was a joke
so i said "who's nexus?" (who's next..... yeah, i suck)
:lol

62jake
02-18-2004, 03:20 PM
Isn't nexus a shampoo?

jester29
02-18-2004, 03:36 PM
There once was a man named Timmy
Whose music made many girls shimmy
He uses delay
While shredding away
He may be the best one since Jimi.

There once was a man we called Dave
Whom some may consider a knave
He travels around
Creating new sounds
As a musician, I'd say he's brave.

There once was a drummer named Carter,
None in the world could play harder
His skills were amazing
His drumsticks were blazing

There was once a man named LeRoi,
Whose horn some considered a toy
When he jams on Watchtower
With his skill and his power
He brings many Dave fans much joy.

There once was a fiddler named Boyd
A gym he has often employed
He lifts all the weights
And moves all the plates
But has never once used a steroid.

There once was a man named Stefan
Over whom all the ladies would fawn
They dreamt of his bass
And of kissing his face
And of riding his instrument 'til dawn.

62jake
02-18-2004, 04:13 PM
Atta kid! :thumbsup

Trainer2375
02-18-2004, 04:24 PM
:lol those were good!

i'm not very good at making things up like that :(

JanelleM
02-18-2004, 05:45 PM
:lol those were good!

i'm not very good at making things up like that :(
HI :) Hey I just sent you a TM...PM will be to you in 5 minutes. It was crazy here at work and Sal kept me busy too. He's a whore.

Oh and I suck at Limericks too :(

OklahomaMama
02-19-2004, 09:10 AM
There once was a man named Timmy
Whose music made many girls shimmy
He uses delay
While shredding away
He may be the best one since Jimi.

There once was a man we called Dave
Whom some may consider a knave
He travels around
Creating new sounds
As a musician, I'd say he's brave.

There once was a drummer named Carter,
None in the world could play harder
His skills were amazing
His drumsticks were blazing

There was once a man named LeRoi,
Whose horn some considered a toy
When he jams on Watchtower
With his skill and his power
He brings many Dave fans much joy.

There once was a fiddler named Boyd
A gym he has often employed
He lifts all the weights
And moves all the plates
But has never once used a steroid.

There once was a man named Stefan
Over whom all the ladies would fawn
They dreamt of his bass
And of kissing his face
And of riding his instrument 'til dawn.excellent!!!!
:D

texasdmblvr
02-19-2004, 09:13 AM
you guys are great! wish i had this talent....i think i've proven that i don't this week !

OklahomaMama
02-19-2004, 03:59 PM
There once was a limerick thread
That seemed alive but was dead
No one did post
It seemed like a ghost

TIL I TOPPED THE SUMBITCH!
:lol

jester29
02-19-2004, 05:28 PM
At this skill I may be in my prime
For creating limericks any time
But I'm a bit tired
And quite uninspired
Anyone have suggestions for rhymes?

62jake
02-19-2004, 05:33 PM
A mom in OK seems brave
She claims 'She'll shave her coochie for Dave'
Jake over in TX got word
So he flew like a bird
To see if he could help with the shave

Yeah I saw your sig. down there. Would it take Dave actually calling you up for you to trim up the poon, or is that you just being funny? Just curious.

OklahomaMama
02-19-2004, 07:25 PM
A mom in OK seems brave
She claims 'She'll shave her coochie for Dave'
Jake over in TX got word
So he flew like a bird
To see if he could help with the shave

Yeah I saw your sig. down there. Would it take Dave actually calling you up for you to trim up the poon, or is that you just being funny? Just curious.:thumbsup good one, neighbor!
somehow we got to talking about shaving our heads and of course i had to "one up" the others (you should visit the opposite sex thread...we have a real good time :lol )
p.s. the coochie is neatly trimmed at all times, btw ;)