Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?
 

I don't know. I don't have any.


children?



No. Elephant books.

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Two "B's"?

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Yes?

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Yes there definitely are Babar books.
http://musie.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/babar-big.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babar_the_Elephant

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There's a whole series of books, and there was an animated series based on them that aired on HBO when I was a kid. Strange concept. Elephant's mom gets shot like Bambi's did, and the elephant is rescued by an old French woman and taken back to Paris. He grows up, and somehow or other, he becomes king of the elephants upon his return to Africa. His rival is an angry rhinoceros, if memory serves. Adventures and life lessons ensue.

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I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and... a steak sandwich, please.

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I'll just have a cup of hot fat.


And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia.

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I'm starting to get the feeling that this thread was started as a joke. Either that, or the inside jokes are way over my head.

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Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

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I dunno where all the inside jokes comes from.. but I am certainly not privy.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull rank on you. I'm with the mattress police. There are no tags on any of these matresses.

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It was so much easier to play along when you limited your inside reference threads to The Simpsons. :BANG

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Oh, you've remodeled the garage. Must have cost you hundreds.

You and your wife are currently alive, I take it?

it's just procedure....

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Ahh... Fletch... never seen it.. travesty I realize

I'm Don Corelone. My sons Michael and Fredo are going to buy the Sands from Mo Greene.

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Fletch.

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I'm gonna need about ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.

Fletch F. Fletch.

what do you do, Mr. Fletch?


I'm a shepherd.

Frida lost the number for the real estate agent in Utah.

Jim Swarthow?

un huh.

And who are you?

Frida's boss.

And who is Frida?


My secretary.

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My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

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It was something your wife said while we were in bed together. She said we had the same build. From the waist up I imagine.

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I got some reds.

You don't mean communists, do you Sam?

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John. Cock toast en.

what a unique name.

it's Scotch-Romanian.

what an interesting combination.

so were my parents.

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Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis.

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Well I guess I have to see Fletch now because it sounz h1lar10u5.

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Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?

Provo... Spain?

no Utah.


ah... who is it, Morris or Pierre?


Sally Ann.


oh! Sally Ann...

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Do you have a gun?

Shamu's got one, borrow his

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You're not going to sing for us are you, Sammy?