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Re: limerick thread
There once were some girls on Ants
Who wanted to see what's in my pants
When i pulled it out
Everyone heard them shout
"It's so big. Lay down, let's dance!!"
I'm sorry. Every time I hear the word 'limerick' my mind goes straight to the gutter. I did not mean to offend any of the fine ladies on Am.org nor did I mean to brag about the size of the General. As soon as I saw the limerick thread, that popped in my head and I had to post it or it would have driven me crazy. You guys don't want me to go crazy, do you?
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"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedberg
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