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Originally Posted by GreenJester
Sitting on the trunk of your car in the parking lot of a Catholic church on Good Friday, waiting for mass to let out, eating the biggest, juiciest grilled porterhouse steak you can find, wearing a hat with a lightning rod attached to the top of it. Then waving and smiling cheerfully to the exiting parishioners...
I was tempted to do it this year... but I didn't have a lightning rod handy.  |
Using the holy water to wash your fingertips...