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Old 08-14-2008, 12:49 AM   #1
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The True Story of Halloween!

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked once...
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  • Old 08-14-2008, 12:49 AM   #2
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    Re: The True Story of Halloween!

    Dumbasses
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    Old 08-14-2008, 12:50 AM   #3
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    Re: The True Story of Halloween!

    this year Roi suffered a tragic injury because of an ATV. because of this, all of the ATVs in the world have been destroyed because of Carter Beauford.
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    Old 08-14-2008, 12:52 AM   #4
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    Classic Matt.









    ....classic retardation.



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    Old 08-14-2008, 12:53 AM   #5
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    Re: The True Story of Halloween!

    the only reason halloween was brought out this tour was because
    carter beauford threatened to break dave's neck......with his right pinky.
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    Old 08-14-2008, 12:55 AM   #6
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    Re: The True Story of Halloween!

    the only reason carter beauford doesn't have a beard is because it reminds him of that pansy ass chuck norris
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    Old 08-14-2008, 12:55 AM   #7
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    Re: The True Story of Halloween!

    I heard Rashawn threatened to eat the band if Halloween wasn't played.
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    Old 08-14-2008, 12:56 AM   #8
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    ahhh rashawn jokes heh
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    Old 08-14-2008, 12:57 AM   #9
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    Re: The True Story of Halloween!

    Carter Beauford once dropped a deuce. We now know it as Rashawn Ross. It's the only bowel movement he has ever had.

    Carter Beauford once played a massive drum solo in Florida in the late summer. Its effects were so great, we now know that period as hurricane season.
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    Old 08-14-2008, 12:57 AM   #10
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    I heard Rashawn threatened to eat the band if Halloween wasn't played.
    carter threatened to eat rashawn's entire family.
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    Old 08-14-2008, 02:05 AM   #11
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    Stefan threatened to leave if let you down isn't played...
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    Old 08-14-2008, 02:38 AM   #12
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    Re: The True Story of Halloween!

    God once challenged Carter to a drum off. Carter started the snare intro of Ants. God knew he couldnt compete and gave up.
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    Old 08-14-2008, 02:43 AM   #13
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    God once challenged Carter to a drum off. Carter started the snare intro of Ants. God knew he couldnt compete and gave up.

    That might just be sig worthy
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    Old 08-14-2008, 06:05 AM   #14
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    Re: The True Story of Halloween!

    Carter once got in a fight with his wife... and WON!
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    Old 08-14-2008, 06:29 AM   #15
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    Re: The True Story of Halloween!

    Carter's gloves arent foot joys, but the actual hands of Chuck Norris.
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    Old 08-14-2008, 07:50 AM   #16
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    Re: The True Story of Halloween!

    Butch once tried to play with his bubblegum like Carter does. It got stuck in his mustache, so he left the band
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    Old 08-14-2008, 07:57 AM   #17
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    Butch once tried to play with his bubblegum like Carter does. It got stuck in his mustache, so he left the band

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    Old 08-14-2008, 01:34 PM   #18
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    Butch once tried to play with his bubblegum like Carter does. It got stuck in his mustache, so he left the band
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    Old 08-14-2008, 01:36 PM   #19
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    Re: The True Story of Halloween!

    thats it. im TIRED of this dump! we've got no food! we've got no jobs! our PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
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    Old 08-14-2008, 01:38 PM   #20
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    thats it. im TIRED of this dump! we've got no food! we've got no jobs! our PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
    and those were butch's last words.
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    Old 08-14-2008, 02:01 PM   #21
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    Re: The True Story of Halloween!

    carter beauford can speak braille
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    Old 08-14-2008, 02:04 PM   #22
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    I support this thread.
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    Old 08-14-2008, 02:06 PM   #23
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    Re: The True Story of Halloween!

    #41 wasnt named after the order it was written in. Instead it was named for the number of blind men he cured playing the opening notes for the first time.

    It is also rumored Carter's gum can cure cancer... but to this day he still has used the same piece.
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    Old 08-14-2008, 02:26 PM   #24
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    Re: The True Story of Halloween!

    Carter scripts every Davespeak to date for his own personal amusement.
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    Old 08-14-2008, 02:35 PM   #25
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    Re: The True Story of Halloween!

    Both the ancient Mayans and Chinese predicted that the world would end on December 22, 2012.

    If Carter Beauford is soloing on Two Step at that time, the end of the world would be postponed to a later date

    the nights setlist would read:

    Two Step >>
    Carter solo >>
    End of the world (fake) >>
    Carter solo >>
    The second coming of Christ

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    Old 08-14-2008, 02:39 PM   #26
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    Both the ancient Mayans and Chinese predicted that the world would end on December 22, 2012.

    If Carter Beauford is soloing on Two Step at that time, the end of the world would be postponed to a later date

    the nights setlist would read:

    Two Step >>
    Carter solo >>
    End of the world (fake) >>
    Carter solo >>
    The second coming of Christ
    Excellent.
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    Old 08-14-2008, 02:44 PM   #27
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    Carter once got in a fight with his wife... and WON!
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    Old 08-14-2008, 02:46 PM   #28
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    Both the ancient Mayans and Chinese predicted that the world would end on December 22, 2012.

    If Carter Beauford is soloing on Two Step at that time, the end of the world would be postponed to a later date

    the nights setlist would read:

    Two Step >>
    Carter solo >>
    End of the world (fake) >>
    Carter solo >>
    The second coming of Christ
    Does this mean we get to see Jesus guest with a harp on People & Raptors?
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    Old 08-14-2008, 02:47 PM   #29
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    Both the ancient Mayans and Chinese predicted that the world would end on December 22, 2012.

    If Carter Beauford is soloing on Two Step at that time, the end of the world would be postponed to a later date

    the nights setlist would read:

    Two Step >>
    Carter solo >>
    End of the world (fake) >>
    Carter solo >>
    The second coming of Christ


    I hope you don't mind but I just pasted that on my friends Facebook wall.
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    Old 08-14-2008, 02:47 PM   #30
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    Does this mean we get to see Jesus guest with a harp on People & Raptors?
    No Rain Delay right before End of the world (fake).
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