I would never create a thread about salads

[Rodey]

"Amazing as always"

I can't fathom having such a terrible fucking palate.

[JRS1386]

Pandemic over, free peanuts are back

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by Rodey

"Amazing as always"

I can't fathom having such a terrible fucking palate.

You don't have to fathom because having a terrible fucking palate is your reality.

[matthewdaves187]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

You don't have to fathom because having a terrible fucking palate is your reality.

What do you typically get when you go to Five Guys? I usually get a Small Cheeseburger because the regular one is just too big. A small burger and small fries is fine for me. Oh and I usually go to Five Guys because they don't have In N Out in North Dakota--they have Smash Burger but that's the only other alternative. And FTR I think both Five Guys and In-N-Out are both overrated.

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by matthewdaves187

What do you typically get when you go to Five Guys? I usually get a Small Cheeseburger because the regular one is just too big. A small burger and small fries is fine for me. Oh and I usually go to Five Guys because they don't have In N Out in North Dakota--they have Smash Burger but that's the only other alternative. And FTR I think both Five Guys and In-N-Out are both overrated.

Very delayed, but didn't see this post. Small burger and fries for me too, it's just so much food. Actually, I'm usually with my family when I eat there and we split a regular fries four ways because they give you so many.

Anyway, came here to post that I just ate a Wendy's cheddar bacon burger. Not as good as a 5G burger but way better than InO, obviously.

[Dannyyankou]

I go all out, I get the bacon cheeseburger. Lettuce, tomato, ketchup and pickles on top. Small fries and a coke. If I’m in the mood I might get a vanilla shake.

[Climb2safety]

Had InO Sunday in Napa.

It was so mediocre, the burger that is. The fries were the usual terrible.

Honestly it was just bland. It had no flavor.

The price was nice, speedy pleasant service, but underwhelming on the taste.

The soda was good.

[Climb2safety]

I like Wendy’s a lot. I think of all the stores it has changed the least over my lifetime.

Dave’s double, no onion.

[cry_minarets458]

Shake Shack is still the best, though my wallet doesn't like it.

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by Climb2safety

Had InO Sunday in Napa.

It was so mediocre, the burger that is. The fries were the usual terrible.

Honestly it was just bland. It had no flavor.

The price was nice, speedy pleasant service, but underwhelming on the taste.

The soda was good.

Good to know they do something well.

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by cry_minarets458

Shake Shack is still the best, though my wallet doesn't like it.

I just spent $10 and change at Wendy's. I spend less than that per person when we go to 5G.

[GSUdawg521]

Wanted to go to Burgerfi today, but when I got there I couldn't find parking, didn't want to circle around and deal with it, plus figured that meant it would be busy, and I was trying to get a to-go order and be on my way.

Luckily there was a 5G nearby. Got my favorite order of cheeseburger-in-a-bowl, asked for extra lettuce and tomato. So good. Thought of this thread as I finished, so Beefy and me must've been on the same wavelength

[Beefsteak1138]

BurgerFi is ok (better than InO), but not a fan of their buns. I think they use potato rolls.

[GSUdawg521]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

BurgerFi is ok (better than InO), but not a fan of their buns. I think they use potato rolls.

I was going for the bunless route wherever I went, though I LOVE potato rolls. Haven't had B-fi in years, but I love that Conflicted Burger.

[Beefsteak1138]

My taste buds are Conflicted when I eat InO fries. They know that something was consumed, but not sure why there was no flavor.

[Climb2safety]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

My taste buds are Conflicted when I eat InO fries. They know that something was consumed, but not sure why there was no flavor.

They should be called covid fries. No one can taste them.

[Beefsteak1138]

They probably have their own spike proteins.

[Lee3691]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

I just spent $10 and change at Wendy's. I spend less than that per person when we go to 5G.

No you don't

4 cheeseburgers (including your favorite, A1) 4 * $7.69 = $30.76
One Reg Fries = $4.19
4 Sodas (unless you steal, and only buy one, which is likely) 4 * $2.39 = $9.56

=$44.51 (before tax) - $11+ (before tax)


Let's look at the prices of In-N-Out - a better tasting burger, and more affordable.

4 burgers (double-double, although the kids really only need one patty.) 4 *3.45 = $13.80
2 Fries 2 * $1.60 = $3.20
4 sodas 4 * $1.65 = $6.60

=$23.60 (before tax) - about $6 per person (before tax)

Beefy the kind of guy who'd buy a used Yugo for $50k, and brag about it.

[JRS1386]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

BurgerFi is ok (better than InO), but not a fan of their buns. I think they use potato rolls.

Their Chicken tenders + FiSauce are delicious

[Beefsteak1138]

Since Lee is not so good backreading, here is the actual math. So so easy to prove him wrong it's kinda sad.

3 Little Cheeseburger $5.69
1 Hot Dog $4.69
1 Cajun Fries Regular $4.19
4 sodas $2.39
Unlimited Peanuts $0.00

Total = $35.51
Total Per Person = $8.88.

We typically don't get sodas either bringing the total down to $6.49 per person, but I included them to make an even comparison to my Wendy's purchase. Comparable to the cost of InO, far superior quality.

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by JRS1386

Their Chicken tenders + FiSauce are delicious

Never tried them, but sounds p good.

[Lee3691]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Since Lee is not so good backreading, here is the actual math. So so easy to prove him wrong it's kinda sad.

3 Little Cheeseburger $5.69
1 Hot Dog $4.69
1 Cajun Fries Regular $4.19
4 sodas $2.39
Unlimited Peanuts $0.00

Total = $35.51
Total Per Person = $8.88.

We typically don't get sodas either bringing the total down to $6.49 per person, but I included them to make an even comparison to my Wendy's purchase. Comparable to the cost of InO, far superior quality.

Your 5G must be paying the felons that work there under minimum wage, as these were the prices for 5G when one googles "5 guys prices".

https://www.google.com/search?q=+5+g...4dUDCA8&uact=5

In any event, anyone stupid enough to pay the high prices for 5G while getting sub par quality to In-N-Out is probably the type of person who gives children unlimited soda and pays almost $5 for a hot dog with A1 sauce on it.

[Lee3691]

Actually Beefy is just a liar who doesn't even go to 5Guys, and this is all an act.

Little Cheeseburger in Virginia is $8.29.....info pulled literally from 5G menu: https://order.fiveguys.com/menu/vcu

[GSUdawg521]

Damn is that where Beefy McWhatnow lives? Little Cheeseburger here is $6.99.

[Beefsteak1138]

It's very nice to be able to spend more money for higher quality things.

Still under $10/person for a delicious, high-quality and filling meal.

[unccrombie]

Originally Posted by Lee3691

Actually Beefy is just a liar who doesn't even go to 5Guys, and this is all an act.

Little Cheeseburger in Virginia is $8.29.....info pulled literally from 5G menu: https://order.fiveguys.com/menu/vcu

Beefy doesn’t live on the VCU campus. Christ.

[GSUdawg521]

Originally Posted by unccrombie

Beefy doesn’t live on the VCU campus. Christ.

Oh yeah, that's disingenuous. A 5G 3 miles up the road has significantly different prices.

https://order.fiveguys.com/menu/willow-lawn/

Are people aware that things cost different prices in different parts of the country, and possibly even different parts of the same street?

[Beefsteak1138]

Wait, Lee was incorrect about something? Color me shocked.

[Rodey]

I feel like this thread is only ever bumped when Beefy goes to 5G and feels so guilty about the slop he has just eaten that he feels the need to brag about it in order to persuade himself he hasn't just eaten the definition of mediocrity.

[unccrombie]

Originally Posted by GSUdawg521

Oh yeah, that's disingenuous. A 5G 3 miles up the road has significantly different prices.

https://order.fiveguys.com/menu/willow-lawn/

Are people aware that things cost different prices in different parts of the country, and possibly even different parts of the same street?

Someone should tell Lee that prices are higher in Alaska, Hawaii, and Times Square too.