Re: DMB Relationship Stories
Since we're sharing golf stories, my funniest is when I was younger and took some golf lessons. We were always allowed to golf for free afterwards.
Hole #2 was a hole that headed back to the clubhouse. On the left, there were a bunch of nice condos. My friend and I were discussing swings and he thought it would be a good idea to "do a Jeromy Burnitz golf swing." For those not familiar with Jeromy Burnitz, he was a baseball player and he had an incredibly violent, one handed swing. My friend winds up and absolutely lets it rip. Surprised he actually hit the ball, but kind of wish he didn't. Anyway, it never had a chance of going anywhere but right for the condos. He sent a laser that smoked a condo right above the patio where people were sitting. Needless to say, they weren't pleased and we got kicked off the course for that day.
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Jordan
"I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is."
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